COMM THREAD XVII IN HONOR OF STHU AND POST

Doormatt · Post #1101 » by **Doormatt** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:53 am

Idk much about baseball anyway. When I was referring to severity, I meant how they were treated, not the actual play.

My sexy phil teacher is a Phillies fan apparently, Im gonna pretend to know more than I do when she talks about it again in class.

Jetset · Post #1102 » by **Jetset** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:12 am

Doormatt wrote:My sexy phil teacher is a Phillies fan apparently, Im gonna pretend to know more than I do when she talks about it again in class.

Things you need to know:

- If anyone on the Phillies staff is going to win the Cy Young award this year, it's Cliff Lee.
- Ryan Howard chokes in the playoffs.
- We won tonight and tied our franchise record of wins.
- Hunter Pence was a great acquisition. We gave up a lot to get him but so far it's been worth it.
- We were the first team this season to clinch a playoff spot, clinch a division, and get to 100 wins.
- We won't go far without contributions from Utley & Rollins.
- Cole Hamels needs to be resigned badly, so Oswalt will either have to restructure his contract or be released.
- Michael Martinez is damn awesome.

Now go forth and use the knowledge I've bestowed upon you, and not only win her heart. Win her sex.

hermes · Post #1103 » by **hermes** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:19 am

i bet that's more than she knows about the phillies

Doormatt · Post #1104 » by **Doormatt** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:24 am

She is from Philly, so her fandom is pretty legit i would imagine.

I'll record our lovin and post it in here if it does indeed lead to that.

Jetset · Post #1105 » by **Jetset** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:24 am

My bad IIRC the Detroit Tigers may have been the first ones to clinch a division, we were second though. Might wanna look that up lulz.

But I know for a fact we were either first or second.

hermes wrote:i bet that's more than she knows about the phillies

Probably. She either likes them because she's from the area or because their team color is red.

tugs · Post #1106 » by **tugs** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:14 am

Imadogg wrote:You listed too many things to look up...

And if I can look those up, then what reasons are there left to watch pro wresting?

5 chicks' names are many?

you must be tired.

if you manage to look those up, other reasons to watch wrestling is to watch them again, over and over, just like when Quagmire discovered internet porn:

Gek wrote:Isn't it obvious we all are? That's why we flirt with Riot.

Flirt with Riot?

I'm in a good mood and I'd never do that. NEVER.

Wavy Q · Post #1107 » by **Wavy Q** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:55 am

someone teach me how to stop giving a **** about things.

Post #1108 » by **TyCobb** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:56 am

Get your heart broken.

Wavy Q · Post #1109 » by **Wavy Q** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:03 am

doesn't seem to work very well then.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LXQ-QFWbPg[/youtube]

Post #1110 » by **TyCobb** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:04 am

Not that quickly. Give it time.

Post #1111 » by **Slava** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:04 am

tugs wrote:
Imadogg wrote:You listed too many things to look up...

And if I can look those up, then what reasons are there left to watch pro wresting?

5 chicks' names are many? you must be tired.

if you manage to look those up, other reasons to watch wrestling is to watch them again, over and over, just like when Quagmire discovered internet porn:

Gek wrote:Isn't it obvious we all are? That's why we flirt with Riot.

Flirt with Riot?

I'm in a good mood and I'd never do that. NEVER.

Ah.. if only bodybuilding was that fun.

I'd trade whey protein and creatine for a jar of vaseline and trade the Y membership for a monthly subscription to bangbros.

Post #1112 » by **Slava** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:08 am

Anyone have any recommendations for HD antennas?

tugs · Post #1113 » by **tugs** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:04 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:
Ah.. if only bodybuilding was that fun.

I'd trade whey protein and creatine for a jar of vaseline and trade the Y membership for a monthly subscription to bangbros.

I agree. it'll also be a lot cheaper.

Imadogg · Post #1114 » by **Imadogg** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:22 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeW7ECV3ocM[/youtube]

Jetset · Post #1115 » by **Jetset** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:08 pm

Youtube fail.

Dead thread.

Post #1116 » by **TyCobb** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:13 pm

Did you pick up that J. Cole cd?

Wavy Q · Post #1117 » by **Wavy Q** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:46 pm

quit my job, gonna take some time off.

Doormatt · Post #1118 » by **Doormatt** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:56 pm

Can I have it?

hermes · Post #1119 » by **hermes** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:58 pm

what kind of work was it?

Jetset · Post #1120 » by **Jetset** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:03 pm

Jay was an erotic dancer, I was his favorite customer. Shame to see him go, his many talents will be missed.

TyCobb wrote:Did you pick up that J. Cole cd?

I downloaded the torrent like a week ago.