What its like to be a Viking fan

[an_also]

This might not warrant its own thread but a viking fan at another forum i frequent posted this. I knew they were a cursed franchise but looking at this list is like torture. Even for a packer fan.

* 4 Superbowl losses

** 5 straight losses in NFC Championship games

**Gary Anderson who had just completed the first perfect regular season in NFL history (not missing a single extra point or field goal attempt the entire year), missed a 38-yard attempt with less than 2 minutes remaining in NFC championship game that most likely puts Vikes in Superbowl in 98.

**in 2003 Arizona’s last second touchdown on 4th and 28 against Vikings eliminated Vikings from playoffs. The moment of Arizona’s touchdown was actually the first moment the entire season in which the Vikings hadn’t led their division. The Vikings became the second team in football history to miss the playoffs after getting off to a 6-0 start

**The “Hail Mary” pass Drew Pearson caught against the Vikes in 75 NFC championship to give Dallas the win in the final minute.

**Jim Marshall’s wrong way run

*The Herschel Walker trade in which Vikings gave Dallas three 1st rounders, three 2nd rounders, plus a 3rd and a 6th rounder in addition to 5 players. Walker lasts only 3 seasons in Minnesota
** In 1999 the Vikings select Michigan State Defensive end Dimitrius Underwood with the 29th overall pick. Underwood spent one day in camp and walked out. It was eventually shown Underwood suffered from mental Illness. The ineptness of the Vikings comes into play because his coaches at Michigan State warned NFL scouts that he was not mentally stable enough to play in the NFL.
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**Vikings despite being favored, The Vikings lose 41-0 in NFC championship game in 2000.
**Green Bays Antonio Freeman makes one of the all time great miracle catches in overtime to defeat Vikings in 2000
**2003 In yet another move of ineptness the Vikings are on the board in the first round of the 2003 draft with the 7th overall pick. The Vikings missed the deadline to make the pick. Meanwhile, the two teams immediately behind Minnesota on the board Jacksonville and Carolina rushed their cards to the podium in New York and made their picks before the Vikings.
** With 19 seconds remaining in the 2010 NFC Championship game the Vikings call a timeout on 3rd and 10 at the Saints 33 yard line. They had one timeout remaining, so the smart money was on them running the ball and hoping to gain four to five yards — thus setting up an approximately 45-yard field goal as time expired to win the game. On that next play the Vikings are penalized for 12 men in the huddle. The penalty pushed them out of FG range and most likely cost them a trip to the Superbowl. See below for nail in the coffin on the next play
**2010 Favre`s 4th down 4th quarter interception with seconds remaining vs Saints in NFC championship puts New Orleans in Superbowl.
* Between 1986 and 1990, nine Vikings were arrested for drunken driving, and receiver Buster Rhymes was treated for cocaine dependency.

* In 1988, citing “overwhelming negative response” from the public, the Vikings released convicted sex offender Mossy Cade.

* In 1994, Joey Browner is charged with third-degree rape in Minneapolis. Charges are later dismissed.

* In 1995, running back Keith Henderson pleaded guilty to three counts of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct.

* 1995, Star Minnesota Vikings quarterback Warren Moon is arrested in Houston and charged with misdemeanor assault after he slapped his wife, choking her “nearly to the point of unconsciousness.” Moon is later acquitted after his wife refuses to testify. A few months previously, Moon had been charged with sexual assault by a Vikings cheerleader in a case that was settled out of court.

* That year, Moon allegedly struck his wife in the head with an open hand and choked her to the point where she almost passed out, according to police in Missouri City, Texas.

She did not press charges and, although the case went to trial anyway, Moon was found not guilty.

* In 1995, the Star Tribune reported that the Vikings paid $150,000 to head off a sexual harassment suit against Vikings assistant coach Richard Solomon, coach Dennis Green’s closest friend on the staff.

* In 1996, James Harris, Minnesota Vikings defensive end, pleads guilty to third-degree assault for beating his wife.

* In 1999, safety Orlando Thomas was disciplined by the NFL after pleading no contest to the misdemeanor charge of simple battery on his wife.

* In 2002, receiver Randy Moss knocked a traffic cop to the ground with his car, then was charged with drug possession. He later reached an out-of-court settlement with the officer.

* In 2002, two women claimed to be sexually assaulted at the team’s Arctic Blast fundraiser.

* In 2004, linebackers E.J. Henderson and Michael Nattiel and tight end Steve Farmer were arrested after officers said they saw the players assaulting a man outside the Tabu nightclub in Minneapolis.

* In 2005, running back Onterrio Smith was suspended by the NFL for a year for violating the league’s substance abuse policy, two months after being caught at an airport with The Original Whizzinator, a kit designed to circumvent drug tests.

Also in 2005, coach Mike Tice was fined by the NFL for scalping Super Bowl tickets, and defensive tackle Kevin Williams was arrested on charges of domestic abuse.

* Wide receiver Kelly Campbell driving a stolen SUV high with a stolen and weapon, with 16 grams of marijuana

* Daunte Culpepper’s SUV involved in drug arrest

* Former running back Ted Brown was indicted by a Mille Lacs County grand jury in late 2003 on first-and third-degree criminal sexual conduct charges after an incident at a team function on Lake Mille Lacs. He remains free on bail.

Brown is charged in a February 2003 incident during the Vikings’ annual Arctic Blast event at Eddy’s Resort. Prosecutors allege that Brown forced sex on an intoxicated woman who was unable to consent.
*Koren Robinson getting a DUI
* Tommy Kramer DUI
* Donald Igwebuike involved in drug trafficking
* Robert Tate threatening to have the mother of his child beaten up by his cousin
* Kenny Mixon not 1, not 2, but 3 DUI’s while with the team
* Former Executive Mike Kelly getting a DUI going to bail out players at the Arctic Blast
* Denny Green Sexual Harassment Allegations
* EJ Henderson DUI * *While every team makes draft blunders I especially like this one. In 2005 the Vikings passed on Aaron Rodgers … twice. Once, to draft wide receiver Troy Williamson at No. 7 and again at No. 18 picking defensive end Erasmus James. Neither lived up to their hype and even more noteworthy both aren’t on the roster
* January 2011 Vikings De Everson Griffin being arrested 2 times within 3 days. He was Drunk in public and then 3 days later was tased by the police after trying to run away after being pulled over for suspicion of felony battery.
* 2010 Vikings trade a 3rd round draft pick to Patriots for WR Randy Moss. Moss is cut 4 games later

*Oh, yeah, that whole sex boat scandal too.
*2011 Former Vikings qb Warren Moon came up with this genius quote regarding Auburn QB Cam Newton. ” A lot of the criticism he’s receiving is unfortunate and racially based, Moon told Freeman. “ thought we were all past this. I don’t see other quarterbacks in the draft being criticized by the media or fans…”
*2011 September 2011 Vikings safety Tyrell Johnson arrested for suspicion Impaired driving
*2011 October Vikings Cornerback Chris Cook was arrested on two charges: domestic assault and intentional attempts to inflict bodily harm on another.

[BUCKnation]

that is amazing... i admit i had a grin on the whole time.

one other thing i got out of this was this

Between 1986 and 1990, nine Vikings were arrested for drunken driving, and receiver Buster Rhymes was treated for cocaine dependency.

no way that is his real name.

[an_also]

Dude buster rhymes was the real deal.

[BUCKnation]

Dude buster rhymes was the real deal.

thats is so awesome. apparently, busta rhymes used buster as his inspiration for his stage name

[Badgerlander]

Just remember no matter what they say it is their choice to be a Vikings fan, they aren't born that way

[paulpressey25]

**The “Hail Mary” pass Drew Pearson caught against the Vikes in 75 NFC championship to give Dallas the win in the final minute.

That game was one of the first NFL games I can recall watching beginning to end as a kid. I wanted the Vikings to win since at that time most of Wisconsin hated the Cowboys.

The reason I remember it so well though is the fact a ref got hit in the head with an bottle of beer thrown by a Vikings fan. If I recall it was right after he signaled the touchdown as time expired.

We've come a long way in having more sober sports crowds since the 70's and 80's.

[MickeyDavis]

Mossy Cade was originally a Packer. But he was released after the sexual assault conviction (of his Aunt). The Queens signed him when he got out of jail lol.

[ClassicJack]

Mossy Cade was originally a Packer. But he was released after the sexual assault conviction (of his Aunt).

Wait....Wha??!

[Badgerlander]

Mossy Cade was originally a Packer. But he was released after the sexual assault conviction (of his Aunt).

Wait....Wha??!

Why else would he be called The Aunteater?

[MickeyDavis]

Oh yeah, there were lots of Aunt and Ant jokes back then, I could only imagine now with the internets lol. One of the guys in my fantasy football league back then named his team Mossy's Ants. It was his aunt by marriage not blood, but still...

[Badgerlander]

and her name was B.J. Cade, the stuff writes itself

[mnWI]

From Wikipedia:

According to teammate Brian Bosworth after a snowstorm, some players engaged in a snowball fight and Buster Rhymes was hit. He went back into his room, returned with an Uzi, and fired it into the air.

[RiotPunch]

From Wikipedia:

According to teammate Brian Bosworth after a snowstorm, some players engaged in a snowball fight and Buster Rhymes was hit. He went back into his room, returned with an Uzi, and fired it into the air.

LOL

[BUCKnation]

Buster Rhymes is forever a legend in my book

[PkrsBcksGphsMqt]

Buster Rhymes is forever a legend in my book

+1

[MikeIsGood]

From Wikipedia:

According to teammate Brian Bosworth after a snowstorm, some players engaged in a snowball fight and Buster Rhymes was hit. He went back into his room, returned with an Uzi, and fired it into the air.

No way

[trwi7]

Who among us hasn't pulled out an uzi in a snowball fight? I pulled one out when a guy made an ice ball and was looking to throw it at me.

[Wilford Brimley]

Mossy Cade was originally a Packer. But he was released after the sexual assault conviction (of his Aunt).

Wait....Wha??!

Why else would he be called The Aunteater?

[chuckleslove]

This thread has had so much win in it, more after the first post. Not that the first post wasn't great but all the extra tidbits are amazing.

[paulpressey25]

Found it. Good overall link of all fan violence as well. By the way, the term "Hail Mary Pass" was created by virtue of this play.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vi ... _in_sports

December 28 – In Bloomington, Minnesota, the Minnesota Vikings led the Dallas Cowboys 14–10 when Dallas quarterback Roger Staubach threw what would become known as the "Hail Mary pass" to wide receiver Drew Pearson for what would be the winning touchdown and a final score of 17–14. The Vikings protested, but field judge Armen Terzian ruled the catch and touchdown legal, and assessed Vikings defensive tackle Alan Page a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for arguing with officials. After the kickoff, with 14 seconds left to play, a whiskey bottle thrown by a fan hit Terzian in the head, creating a forehead gash requiring 11 stitches.[12] See Hail Mary pass#Origins for details.