NASHVILLE, TN—Defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth, suspended five games by the NFL for stomping on the head and kicking the face of Cowboys center Andre Gurode last Sunday, issued a statement this morning saying he "just wanted to make absolutely sure [Gurode] was dead for good." "The Titans pay me to do one thing out there—kill anyone who gets in my way," said Haynesworth, who is serving the longest suspension for on-field actions in league history for his attempted murder. "Doing a thorough job is just good fundamentals… On your first day of high-school ball, they tell you football's no more than blocking, tackling, and bodily assault with the intent to commit homicide." League officials have suggested that Haynesworth's suspension also include anger-management therapy and a refresher course in the rules and principles of football.
Week 9: Non-Packers
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Balls2TheWalls wrote:emunney wrote:But with how awful our defense has been, hasn't the Pats D been even worse?
We just need a rotational big man to keep Raji fresh, and Pickett has definitely shown his age a bit. He is an enigma, but we have one of the best D-Line coaches in the league, and Haynesworth has been a destructive force in the past.
I've been in season long agreement with the notion that we're at least one big man short, I just don't think Haynesworth's the guy.
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emunney wrote:Balls2TheWalls wrote:emunney wrote:But with how awful our defense has been, hasn't the Pats D been even worse?
We just need a rotational big man to keep Raji fresh, and Pickett has definitely shown his age a bit. He is an enigma, but we have one of the best D-Line coaches in the league, and Haynesworth has been a destructive force in the past.
I've been in season long agreement with the notion that we're at least one big man short, I just don't think Haynesworth's the guy.
I'm not arguing pro-haynesworth to GB, but I saw a blog post from footballoutsiders that essentially suggested that in the snaps that Haynesworth has played (which I think was around 30% of the total defensive snaps) he had been effective and consistently produced pressures, so I'm sure there is much more to this cut than production.
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