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The Twolves "All ________" team 

Post#1 » by Peezo » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:56 am

As lifelong Timberwolves fans my buddy and I always end up making up fictional teams for the Twolves such as the, "all Kahn's didn't ever play a game team." Then we come up with the starting five that looks something like,

PG: Antonio Daniels
SG: Delonte West
SF: Quentin Richardson
PF: Darius Songalia
C: Eddy Curry

Bench: Beno Udrih, Etan Thomas, Mark Blount (second time around)

As you can see, they are only meant for fun. You can try to assemble the best squad, the funniest squad, or what have you. Sometimes they span regimes and decades, other times they are just about mistakes Kevin McHale made. Please share anymore as you can think of them.
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Post#2 » by Peezo » Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:59 am

The all Twolves PF team:

PG: Kevin Garnett
SG: Mike Beasley
SF: Craig "The Rhino" Smith
PF: Kevin Love
C: Al Jefferson

Bench: Gary Trent
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Post#3 » by Krapinsky » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:27 am

Peezo wrote:The all Twolves PF team:

PG: Kevin Garnett
SG: Mike Beasley
SF: Craig "The Rhino" Smith
PF: Kevin Love
C: Al Jefferson

Bench: Gary Trent


Googs? Laettner?
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Post#4 » by serevei » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:32 am

The Joe smith team:

PG: 2002 1st round pick
SG: 2003 1st round pick
SF: 2004 1st round pick
PF: Joe smith
C: Kevin Mchale
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Post#5 » by Klomp » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:35 am

The all PGs drafted by Kahn lineup

Rubio
Lawson
Flynn
Calathes

Hmmm, maybe all those GBers have been wrong all these years about Kahn drafting a whole team of PGs
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Post#6 » by Klomp » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:36 am

serevei wrote:The Joe smith team:

PG: 2002 1st round pick
SG: 2003 1st round pick
SF: 2004 1st round pick
PF: Joe smith
C: Kevin Mchale

Winner!
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Post#7 » by Krapinsky » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:36 am

The All Draft Team

PG: Ricky Rubio
SG: Ray Allen
SF: Wall Szcerbiak
PF: Kevin Garnett
C: Rasho Nesterovic
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Post#8 » by Klomp » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:44 am

The all current coaches team

Scott Brooks
Terry Porter
Fred Hoiberg
Sam Mitchell
Ty Corbin
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Post#9 » by southern wolf » Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:01 am

The all Serbia and Montenegro team

PG: Marko Jaric
SG: Sasha Pavlovic
SF: Igor Rakocevic
PF: Nikola Pekovic
C: Darko Milicic

That's a lot of 'ic's'
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Post#10 » by lewdog » Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:52 am

The All-Brief Team

G- Mario Chalmers
G-Brandon Roy
G-OJ Mayo
G-Ty Lawson
G-Ray Allen (Captain)

They’re all just an asterisk.
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Post#11 » by Klomp » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:20 am

The All-You Were Traded For Kevin Garnett Team

Sebastian Telfair
Gerald Green
Ryan Gomes
Al Jefferson
Theo Ratliff

Thanks, McHale!
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Post#12 » by Peezo » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:36 am

Krapinsky I can't believe I forgot Googs. However Laettner on the other hand was what is known as a "healthy scratch."

The all "oh yeahhhhh, he did start for us team"

PG: Marcus Banks
SG: Kirk Snyder
SF: Kendall Gill
PF: Justin Reed
C: Bill Curley

Bench: Michael Doleac
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Post#13 » by Krapinsky » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:54 am

The All Arrest Team

G: Spreewell
G: J.R. Rider
F: Beasley
F: Jefferson
C: Olowakandi

6th: Snyder
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Post#14 » by lewdog » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:27 am

Krapinsky wrote:The All Arrest Team

G: Spreewell
G: J.R. Rider
F: Beasley
F: Jefferson
C: Olowakandi

6th: Snyder


Madsen should captain this team for stealing $$$ for years.
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Post#15 » by The J Rocka » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:27 am

Team that should have been:

Campbell
Garnett
E.Jones
R.Allen
Billups
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Post#16 » by Devilzsidewalk » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:41 am

The All "How Come We Didn't draft _____ instead of Love, fire McFail!... oh wait I guess Love was the best choice" team:

Westbrook/Mayo/Gordon/Thompson/Lopez
6th man: Anthony Randolph
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Post#17 » by pumunga » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:04 am

All-good luck spelling our names correctly team
Tanguy Alban Harrys Ngombo
Wally Szczerbiak
Ndudi Ebi
Nikoloz Tskitishvili
Radoslav Nesterović
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Post#18 » by Foye » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:10 am

Klomp wrote:The all PGs drafted by Kahn lineup

Rubio
Lawson
Flynn
Calathes

Hmmm, maybe all those GBers have been wrong all these years about Kahn drafting a whole team of PGs


You forgot Norris Cole.
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Post#19 » by Tha Juice » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:06 pm

Wolves "All drafted out of high school" team:

Sebastian Telfair
Martell Webster
Ndudi Ebi
Kevin Garnett
Al Jefferson
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Post#20 » by Peezo » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:22 pm

I'm surprised someone hasn't created the Wolves all smile team yet. Can someone make that happen?
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