OFFICIAL - Jeremy Lin "LINSANITY" Thread

clearscreen · Post #101 » by **clearscreen** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 6:32 am

Michael Jordan Jr. once told his father that he wants to be just like Jeremy Lin

Edumacated · Post #102 » by **Edumacated** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 6:49 am

These are awesome!

SpReEfOrAlL · Post #103 » by **SpReEfOrAlL** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 7:13 am

If Batman and Darth Vader were to fight, the winner would be Jeremy Lin.

bleedblue3303 · Post #104 » by **bleedblue3303** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 8:50 am

Jeremy Lin could eat paper and **** origami!

Jeremy Lin pisses into hurricane strength winds!

Jeremy Lin wears a cup not to protect himself. But to protect the opposing team.

Jeremy Lin is the only one who can "try this at home"

Jeremy Lin can predict the shuffle on an Ipod.

Only once has Jeremy Lin ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named
Noah.

Jeremy Lin doesnt tea bag people, he potato sacks them.

alphad0gz · Post #105 » by **alphad0gz** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 11:30 am

Women leave the seat up for Jeremy Lin.

Rasho Brezec · Post #106 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 11:55 am

Ralphie96 wrote:LOL wow... im dying over here. there are some very good ones

Jeremy Lin died once. He's feeling better now, though.

Rasho Brezec · Post #107 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 11:57 am

xsaberx wrote:Jeremy Lin wanted revenge on Amare because Amare ate Jeremy Lin's mom - so he got him a new pair of goggles... suck-inducing goggles... now Amare sucks

Jeremy Lin would say the same thing and people would actually laugh.

Rasho Brezec · Post #108 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 11:59 am

Ron1 wrote:What's the point of this post?

Jeremy Lin knows.

Clyde_Style · Post #109 » by **Clyde_Style** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:36 pm

Jeremy Lin gives Chuck Norris golden showers. Chuck Norris calls it a baptism.

froyo · Post #110 » by **froyo** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:55 pm

Jeremy Lin sexually harassed Anucha Browne Sanders and then sued HER

Loisl · Post #111 » by **Loisl** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:00 pm

Jeremy Lin hits the game winning shot in the first minute of the game.

Jeremy Lin's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Jeremy Lin will not take shiat from anyone.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Jeremy Lin banging your sister.

Jeremy Lin is always on top during sex because Lin never fawks up.

NevaGivinKnixUp · Post #112 » by **NevaGivinKnixUp** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:14 pm

Re: Jeremy Lin... by Rasho Brezec on Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:57 am

xsaberx wrote: Jeremy Lin wanted revenge on Amare because Amare ate Jeremy Lin's mom - so he got him a new pair of goggles... suck-inducing goggles... now Amare sucks

Jeremy Lin would say the same thing and people would actually laugh.

Lmao!

Brokejumper · Post #113 » by **Brokejumper** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:16 pm

Bob Barker reminds everyone to help control the pet population and have their pets spayed or neutered...everyone except Jeremy Lin.

boogie-reke · Post #114 » by **boogie-reke** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:16 pm

TrueWarrior wrote:
GONYK wrote:Jeremy Lin is a better PG than Toney Douglas

Doing it wrong.

Rasho Brezec wrote:
xsaberx wrote:Jeremy Lin wanted revenge on Amare because Amare ate Jeremy Lin's mom - so he got him a new pair of goggles... suck-inducing goggles... now Amare sucks

Jeremy Lin would say the same thing and people would actually laugh.

Lord Commander · Post #115 » by **Lord Commander** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:20 pm

Jeremy Lin's New Year's resolution would blow your mind...that's why he doesn't tell anyone...

Knicksman780 · Post #116 » by **Knicksman780** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:29 pm

If Jeremy Lin typed in all caps, you would go deaf if you read it out loud.

TimeToGetPaid · Post #117 » by **TimeToGetPaid** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:36 pm

Jeremy Lin eats champions for breakfast.
Jeremy Lin can see all 50 states from his house.
Jeremy Lin is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Jeremy Lin can eat soup with a fork.
whenever Jeremy Lin tells a lie it isntantly becomes Fact.
Jeremy Lin makes Terminator look like Wall-E..
Jeremy Lin = Winning
Who's your daddy? JEREMY LIN!
Jeremy Lin can eat soup with chopsticks.
In Jeremy Lin, we trust.

Knicksman780 · Post #118 » by **Knicksman780** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:37 pm

Jeremy Lin had sex with Michael Clarke Duncan...they named their child LeBron James.

Zardose · Post #119 » by **Zardose** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:44 pm

Yoko Ono did not break up the Beatles, Jeremy Lin did...because he preferred the Rolling Stones.... and because Jagger moves like Lin.

While on the musical note: Back in the 60s Clapton wrote on a London wall "LIN IS GOD" while Jeremy Lin made Hendrix cry at Woodstock.

TimeToGetPaid · Post #120 » by **TimeToGetPaid** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:46 pm

Zardose wrote:Yoko Ono did not break up the Beatles, Jeremy Lin did...because he preferred the Rolling Stones.... and because Jagger moves like Lin.

While on the musical note: Back in the 60s Clapton wrote on a London wall "LIN IS GOD" while Jeremy Lin made Hendrix cry at Woodstock.