OFFICIAL - Jeremy Lin "LINSANITY" Thread

Knicksfan20 · Post #141 » by **Knicksfan20** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 12:51 am

Jeremy Lin can ejaculate on command...At least thats what my mom tells me.

Clyde_Style · Post #142 » by **Clyde_Style** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 1:34 am

Jeremy Lin swallowed the whale that swallowed Johah.

Knicksman780 · Post #143 » by **Knicksman780** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 2:09 am

HIs per game +/- for the year is +infinity...
He once recorded an assist in a game that he was a DNP-CD...
If he chest bumped you, your heart would shoot out your azz crack...
He is the most interesting point guard in the league...

"I don't always play, but when I do my coach prefers Tres Pointers"

Stay thirsty my friends...

clearscreen · Post #144 » by **clearscreen** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 2:28 am

so, who exactly is Jeremy Lin? .......

Illmatic Jumper · Post #145 » by **Illmatic Jumper** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 2:33 am

Jeremy Lin played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun...and won.

DaLeeDa · Post #146 » by **DaLeeDa** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 2:44 am

clearscreen wrote:so, who exactly is Jeremy Lin? .......

He's the Secret Asian Man! Secret Asian Man!

Clyde_Style · Post #147 » by **Clyde_Style** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 2:52 am

One look from Jeremy Lin and paint peels from the wall.

Clyde_Style · Post #148 » by **Clyde_Style** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 2:53 am

SOMEBODY HAS TO GET A LINK TO THIS THREAD TO JEREMY LIN. HE WILL LAUGH HIS ASS OFF.

Clyde_Style · Post #149 » by **Clyde_Style** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 2:54 am

When Jeremy Lin laughs asses fall off.

NBA Fan 1234 · Post #150 » by **NBA Fan 1234** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 2:57 am

Clyde_Style wrote:When Jeremy Lin laughs asses fall off.

Jeremy Lin created god.

aq_ua · Post #151 » by **aq_ua** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 3:50 am

Jeremy Lin was banned from attending class at Harvard for making a mess.
His responses to questions in class would make people's heads explode.

Clyde_Style · Post #152 » by **Clyde_Style** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 4:33 am

On the Seventh Day, Jeremy Lin created God.

anthoang · Post #153 » by **anthoang** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 6:17 am

Jeremy Lin was able to graduate from Harvard by playing basketball....

....wait, he really did do that.

http://asianathletes.wordpress.com/tag/jeremy-lin/

Retired_Doc · Post #154 » by **Retired_Doc** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 6:43 pm

This is a great thread. VERY creative---I enjoyed it immensely--- Bravo!

The Lamma · Post #155 » by **The Lamma** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 7:13 pm

During his first three years at Harvard, Jeremy Lin never ran in the Boston Marathon. He won each year. His senior year he decided to actually race. He took 1st, 2nd and 3rd.

Gods mom looked at him and said "Why can't you be more like Jeremy Lin?"

People don't say "Nobody's perfect" anymore. The reason? I think you know the reason...

Knicksman780 · Post #156 » by **Knicksman780** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 7:17 pm

Baron Davis is growing a beard to disguise himself because the word on the street was Jeremy Lin was looking to break any pg that stands in his way of playing time. Has anyone seen Bibby lately? My point exactly. TD and Shump are exempt because they aren't pg's.

Knicksman780 · Post #157 » by **Knicksman780** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 7:27 pm

When God said "Let there be light", Jeremy Lin turned on the switch.

Jeremy Lin 2:38 states "He who attempteth to to stop a pass as I lobeth to the great prophet Tyson Chandler, will only find the testes of the great center pressed against thy forehead"

Jeremy Lin 3:45-47 states "Beware of the false prophet, resembling the man on the potato chip can; for he is evil and attempts to stoppeth the powers of the almighty Lin. To great news, however, cometh a new prophet, one with many gold rings, to take back what glory he left behind in his hometown. I however will probably not be there to witness this"

Jeremy Lin 1:10 states "Will someone wake up Donnie Walsh already?".

clearscreen · Post #158 » by **clearscreen** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:53 pm

Jeremy Lin's no look passes mean that if you don't look you will get hit in the back of yo head

Jeremy Lin's alley oops means if you goof up he will take you to the back alley and proceed to kick yo ass

Jeremy Lin's asists means he will dunk you and the ball

Starks1994 · Post #159 » by **Starks1994** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:56 pm

clearscreen wrote:Jeremy Lin's no look passes mean that if you don't look you will get hit in the back of yo head

Jeremy Lin's alley oops means if you goof up he will take you to the back alley and proceed to kick yo ass

Jeremy Lin's asists means he will dunk you and the ball

We have a new leader for worst thread entry

boomann21 · Post #160 » by **boomann21** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:58 pm

Starks1994 wrote:
clearscreen wrote:Jeremy Lin's no look passes mean that if you don't look you will get hit in the back of yo head

Jeremy Lin's alley oops means if you goof up he will take you to the back alley and proceed to kick yo ass

Jeremy Lin's asists means he will dunk you and the ball

We have a new leader for worst thread entry

I didn't want to kill his confidence, but all of of those analogies were below average.