Community Thread XXV

ennui · Post #261 » by **ennui** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 7:10 pm

Don't wanna be a fool for you, just another player in your game for two- BYE BYE BYE

Post #262 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:17 pm

RiotSweetie wrote:
U-Borat wrote:i see riotsweetie as a veronica-esque woman from clerks who has had sex with 3 guys but blown 37

This sounds exactly like me. Maybe not 37, but definitely more than 20.

You didn't even know what a handjob was in high school, and 20-18=2, so you've blown more than 10 dudes a year post hs? Hahahaha

Jetset · Post #263 » by **Jetset** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:33 pm

TyCobb wrote:
RiotSweetie wrote:
U-Borat wrote:i see riotsweetie as a veronica-esque woman from clerks who has had sex with 3 guys but blown 37

This sounds exactly like me. Maybe not 37, but definitely more than 20.

You didn't even know what a handjob was in high school, and 20-18=2, so you've blown more than 10 dudes a year post hs? Hahahaha

Get eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

RiotSweetie · Post #264 » by **RiotSweetie** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:44 pm

TyCobb wrote:
You didn't even know what a handjob was in high school, and 20-18=2, so you've blown more than 10 dudes a year post hs? Hahahaha

Not that it matters, but I was 17 when I left high school.

Jetset · Post #265 » by **Jetset** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:46 pm

RiotSweetie wrote:
TyCobb wrote:
You didn't even know what a handjob was in high school, and 20-18=2, so you've blown more than 10 dudes a year post hs? Hahahaha

Not that it matters, but I was 17 when I left high school.

Get em

RiotSweetie · Post #266 » by **RiotSweetie** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:49 pm

In my law class today, we started a random conversation about the appeals of porn. My professor was so into it....I'm sitting there like wtf....

Jetset · Post #267 » by **Jetset** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:59 pm

Whatever happened to you joining that sorority thing. It seemed like a great opportunity and could've jump started your pornstar career.

RiotSweetie · Post #268 » by **RiotSweetie** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:02 pm

I was convinced it was a pretty stupid idea. And I regret nothing.

Also, the chances of seeing me in porn are about as high as you wearing a thong right now.

Gek · Post #269 » by **Gek** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:06 pm

RiotSweetie wrote:In my law class today, we started a random conversation about the appeals of porn. My professor was so into it....I'm sitting there like wtf....

In my medical imaging class today, we started a random conversation about anatomy identification on CT scans. My professor was so into it...I'm sitting there like tikoc.

Gek · Post #270 » by **Gek** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:07 pm

RiotSweetie wrote:I was convinced it was a pretty stupid idea. And I regret nothing.

Also, the chances of seeing me in porn are about as high as you wearing a thong right now.

Seeing as Jetset is currently working on growing a vagina, those chances are pretty good.

Gek · Post #271 » by **Gek** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:09 pm

TyCobb wrote:
RiotSweetie wrote:
U-Borat wrote:i see riotsweetie as a veronica-esque woman from clerks who has had sex with 3 guys but blown 37

This sounds exactly like me. Maybe not 37, but definitely more than 20.

You didn't even know what a handjob was in high school, and 20-18=2, so you've blown more than 10 dudes a year post hs? Hahahaha

She's also been dating Ima for at least 3/4 of a year now. I wish I knew Riot.

Post #272 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:11 pm

RiotSweetie wrote:In my law class today, we started a random conversation about the appeals of porn. My professor was so into it....I'm sitting there like wtf....

was that about appeal as in we likey porn or appeal as in we lost the case we need to appeal or the story of getting turned down by a porno chick and appealing to her to reconsider?

Doormatt · Post #273 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:12 pm

sometimes i think girls are just not worth the hassle.

RiotSweetie · Post #274 » by **RiotSweetie** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:13 pm

snaquille oatmeal wrote:was that about appeal as in we likey porn or appeal as in we lost the case we need to appeal or the story of getting turned down by a porno chick and appealing to her to reconsider?

The actual sexual appeal of it. I think it was the first time in class I've ever just sat there quietly, not engaging. lol.

Post #275 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:14 pm

Gek wrote:
She's also been dating Ima for at least 3/4 of a year now. I wish I knew Riot.

If I knew riot I would steal her from ima 8-)

Post #276 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:18 pm

RiotSweetie wrote:
snaquille oatmeal wrote:was that about appeal as in we likey porn or appeal as in we lost the case we need to appeal or the story of getting turned down by a porno chick and appealing to her to reconsider?

The actual sexual appeal of it. I think it was the first time in class I've ever just sat there quietly, not engaging. lol.

that's what happens when you get an unintentional bonner

Gek · Post #277 » by **Gek** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:18 pm

^^^^

snaquille oatmeal wrote:
Gek wrote:
She's also been dating Ima for at least 3/4 of a year now. I wish I knew Riot.

If I knew riot I would steal her from ima

why would you want to? free felatio can only lead to fwb. of course dating a die hard lakers fan would be awesome.

RiotSweetie · Post #278 » by **RiotSweetie** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:22 pm

snaquille oatmeal wrote:that's what happens when you get an unintentional bonner

I think I saw the kid next to me get one. Super awkward.

Surprisingly, some of the guys in the class (like 7 or 8 in a 200 person class) said they really didn't get the appeal of watching a girl you want get hammered by another dude whose private part is of unreasonable portion. And some of the women actually argued pro-porn.

All the while I was still the most awkward turtle in the lecture hall.

RiotSweetie · Post #279 » by **RiotSweetie** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:25 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IExei3pH70&feature=player_embedded#![/youtube]

Post #280 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:33 pm

RiotSweetie wrote:
snaquille oatmeal wrote:that's what happens when you get an unintentional bonner

I think I saw the kid next to me get one. Super awkward.

Surprisingly, some of the guys in the class (like 7 or 8 in a 200 person class) said they really didn't get the appeal of watching a girl you want get hammered by another dude whose private part is of unreasonable portion. And some of the women actually argued pro-porn.

All the while I was still the most awkward turtle in the lecture hall.

so you were looking at guys bonners in class...nooooice!