Community Thread XXV

[TyCobb]

You didn't even know what a handjob was in high school, and 20-18=2, so you've blown more than 10 dudes a year post hs? Hahahaha

Not that it matters, but I was 17 when I left high school.

Not that it matters? So 30+? That's like a whole bag of dicks.

[Jetset]

Stop editing before doc comes back and sees

[TyCobb]

Good edit though, amirite?

You didn't even know what a handjob was in high school, and 20-18=2, so you've blown more than 10 dudes a year post hs? Hahahaha

She's also been dating Ima for at least 3/4 of a year now. I wish I knew Riot.

And she called me out for cheating, lol!

[Jetset]

Yeah it was good. And she called you a swinger too.

[TyCobb]

Right? This needs to get settled offline, methinks.

[Wavy Q]

wait, you aren't?

[TyCobb]

I got some class left. But now that I know the situation..

[hermes]

I was convinced it was a pretty stupid idea. And I regret nothing.

Also, the chances of seeing me in porn are about as high as you wearing a thong right now.

[hermes]

^^^^

She's also been dating Ima for at least 3/4 of a year now. I wish I knew Riot.

If I knew riot I would steal her from ima

why would you want to? free felatio can only lead to fwb. of course dating a die hard lakers fan would be awesome.

so if you pay for the felatio where does that lead?

[Jetset]

Riot's gotten out of hand. I'm pretty sure her parents nor her professors can even deal with her anymore. She doesn't even brush her teeth or do homework. And she stays up past her 9 PM bedtime.

[TyCobb]

Go big or go home.

[hermes]

that's what happens when you get an unintentional bonner

I think I saw the kid next to me get one. Super awkward.

Surprisingly, some of the guys in the class (like 7 or 8 in a 200 person class) said they really didn't get the appeal of watching a girl you want get hammered by another dude whose private part is of unreasonable portion. And some of the women actually argued pro-porn.

All the while I was still the most awkward turtle in the lecture hall.

so you think that all women should be anti-porn? what about the porn stars themselves?

and riot not being engaged in the lesson leads to her staring at people's erections

[Jetset]

I was convinced it was a pretty stupid idea. And I regret nothing.

Also, the chances of seeing me in porn are about as high as you wearing a thong right now.

Mine are red.

[TyCobb]

Jack in the box tacos and recordings of the office. Perfection.

[Jetset]

Peyton Manning cleared to play. Let's see if it's with Indy or some other team.

[TyCobb]

Awesome. That would have been a **** way to go out.

[Jetset]

I still think he's on the way out though.


Starting Rotation:
Roy Halladay
Cliff Lee
Cole Hamels
Vance Worley
Joe Blanton

Relievers:
Johnathon Papelbon
Chad Qualls
Antonio Bastardo
Jose Contreras
David Herndon

Batting Rotation:
Jimmy Rollins
Placido Polanco
Chase Utley
Hunter Pence
Ryan Howard/Jim Thome
John Mayberry Jr.
Shane Victorino
Carlos Ruiz

We look purdy on paper. And we got future prospects in Tyson Gillies and and Freddy Galvis on deck. Where you at Anaheim?

[LaLa]

Jack in the box tacos and recordings of the office. Perfection.

Aw ****, I'm coming over!

[TyCobb]

Out of Indy or career?

Starting Rotation
Jered Weaver
Dan Haren
CJ Wilson
Ervin Santana
Jerome Williams or Garrett Richards

Bullpen
CL Jordan Walden
SU Scott Downs
RP Hisanori Takahashi
RP Rich Thompson
RP Bobby Cassevah

Batting Order
SS Erick Aybar
2B Howie Kendrick
1B Albert Pujols
RF Torii Hunter
DH Bobby Abreu or Kendrys Morales when he is ready
LF Vernon Wells
3B Alberto Callaspo
C Chris Iannetta
CF Peter Bourjos

With Mike Trout, #1 or #2 prospect in baseball, waiting in the wings. Should be a good AL West race with the Rangers, but I think we will make the playoffs for sure if playoff expansion starts this year.

[dockingsched]

Jack in the box tacos and recordings of the office. Perfection.

what season you on?