Community Thread XXV

[TyCobb]

Jack in the box tacos and recordings of the office. Perfection.

Aw ****, I'm coming over!

Then basketball sesh!

Jack in the box tacos and recordings of the office. Perfection.

what season you on?

I just have my thing set to record re-runs from channel 13, tbs, and the new ones on channel 4. I need to get every season available and take a day off from the world and watch them. Riot is suppose to let me borrow it, but she's lagging, like always.

[Jetset]

Out of Indy or career?

Starting Rotation
Jered Weaver
Dan Haren
CJ Wilson
Ervin Santana
Jerome Williams or Garrett Richards

Bullpen
CL Jordan Walden
SU Scott Downs
RP Hisanori Takahashi
RP Rich Thompson
RP Bobby Cassevah

Batting Order
SS Erick Aybar
2B Howie Kendrick
1B Albert Pujols
RF Torii Hunter
DH Bobby Abreu or Kendrys Morales when he is ready
LF Vernon Wells
3B Alberto Callaspo
C Chris Iannetta
CF Peter Bourjos

With Mike Trout, #1 or #2 prospect in baseball, waiting in the wings. Should be a good AL West race with the Rangers, but I think we will make the playoffs for sure if playoff expansion starts this year.

Out of Indy.


And not bad on paper. But our paper is fresh, your paper is crinkled up and has eraser marks.

[TyCobb]

But ours is in MLB format, so it grades out higher.

[Jetset]

That's fine, ours is in MLA. We win.

[TyCobb]

what a joke stealer.

[Jetset]

MLB isn't a paper format, MLA is.

what a sore loser.

[TyCobb]

Sigh, MLB(A)?....format?....grades?....

[ennui]

You didn't even know what a handjob was in high school, and 20-18=2, so you've blown more than 10 dudes a year post hs? Hahahaha

Not that it matters, but I was 17 when I left high school.

Not that it matters? So 30+? That's like a whole bag of dicks.

[tugs]

last few pages.

just realized a woman talking about porn isn't sexy at all.

[Jetset]

Sigh, MLB(A)?....format?....grades?....

I'm close to labeling you as a lost cause TyCobb. You're just not as funny as often anymore.

It's probably that woman of yours draining your soul like the soulsucker women are.

[TyCobb]

Probably true. I spend all my energy trying to entertain her. I plan on breaking up with her before valentines day anyways, so I will be back to normal soon.

[Wavy Q]

"entertain her" i hope right? Not actually entertaining her.

[Jetset]

Well damn. Her sex must be hella boring.

[ennui]

It's all about planning break ups in advance because you still want to know where your sex is coming from.

I feel your pain.

[TyCobb]

"entertain her" i hope right? Not actually entertaining her.

Nah, like literally the communicating part. I'm over all the texting, phone, and going to places with her. I can manage the 'entertain her' part.

[Jetset]

"entertain her" i hope right? Not actually entertaining her.

Nah, like literally the communicating part. I'm over all the texting, phone, and going to places with her. I can manage the 'entertain her' part.

According to Riot, you don't even have a sausage to go along with her eggs and hashbrowns and you're a swinging crossdresser.

[ennui]

smh @ iranians

[TyCobb]

[Jetset]

Riot's out of control BT, you gotta make her stop

[ennui]

Alas, she is too far gone. A fragile mind like hers is easily corruptible by ruthless internet veterans such as yourself.