OFFICIAL - Jeremy Lin "LINSANITY" Thread

NBA Fan 1234 · Post #161 » by **NBA Fan 1234** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 9:12 pm

boomann21 wrote:
Starks1994 wrote:
clearscreen wrote:Jeremy Lin's no look passes mean that if you don't look you will get hit in the back of yo head

Jeremy Lin's alley oops means if you goof up he will take you to the back alley and proceed to kick yo ass

Jeremy Lin's asists means he will dunk you and the ball

We have a new leader for worst thread entry

I didn't want to kill his confidence, but all of of those analogies were below average.

The ones he posted before in the thread were pretty bad too lol.

Clyde_Style · Post #162 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Feb 3, 2012 1:00 am

Women worship Jeremy Lin so much that Hooters girls give him the shirt off their backs so he won't catch a chill.

HIGHTechPix · Post #163 » by **HIGHTechPix** » Fri Feb 3, 2012 4:22 pm

When Jeremy Lin speaks, E.F. Hutton listens.

nyczlegacy · Post #164 » by **nyczlegacy** » Fri Feb 3, 2012 4:26 pm

anthoang wrote:Jeremy Lin was able to graduate from Harvard by playing basketball....

....wait, he really did do that.

http://asianathletes.wordpress.com/tag/jeremy-lin/

who's the girl in your avatar?

:devil:

Starks1994 · Post #165 » by **Starks1994** » Fri Feb 3, 2012 4:34 pm

nyczlegacy wrote:
anthoang wrote:Jeremy Lin was able to graduate from Harvard by playing basketball....

....wait, he really did do that.

http://asianathletes.wordpress.com/tag/jeremy-lin/

who's the girl in your avatar?

Jeremy Lin's sloppy seconds

Clyde_Style · Post #166 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Feb 3, 2012 4:37 pm

Jeremy Lin means Viagra in Chinese.

platehpus · Post #167 » by **platehpus** » Fri Feb 3, 2012 4:43 pm

Jeremy Lin isn't a 25/12/5 player because Yao Ming has the chinese mafia send him death threats

Starks1994 · Post #168 » by **Starks1994** » Fri Feb 3, 2012 6:06 pm

platehpus wrote:Jeremy Lin isn't a 25/12/5 player because Yao Ming has the chinese mafia send him death threats

Try again

platehpus · Post #169 » by **platehpus** » Fri Feb 3, 2012 6:20 pm

sorry

froyo · Post #170 » by **froyo** » Sun Feb 5, 2012 3:06 am

Amare sneezed. Melo said, "Jeremy bless you."

Clyde_Style · Post #171 » by **Clyde_Style** » Sun Feb 5, 2012 3:13 am

platehpus wrote:Jeremy Lin isn't a 25/12/5 player because Yao Ming has the chinese mafia send him death threats

Correction: He's a 25/6/5 player.

Invictus · Post #172 » by **Invictus** » Sun Feb 5, 2012 3:22 am

chocolate turns yellow, for Jeremy Lin.

Brokejumper · Post #173 » by **Brokejumper** » Sun Feb 5, 2012 3:37 am

Lin saw all the doubters in this forum, decided to post these numbers in first game with significant minutes, 10-19, 25 Pts, 5 Rebs, 7 Assists, more importantly, a win for the Knicks. No I won't try again.

Knicksfan20 · Post #174 » by **Knicksfan20** » Sun Feb 5, 2012 4:49 am

Jerey Lin is the reason Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream.

DocZaius · Post #175 » by **DocZaius** » Sun Feb 5, 2012 4:49 am

This thread has more truth to it than expected

ITGM · Post #176 » by **ITGM** » Sun Feb 5, 2012 4:56 am

Racist people no longer call all asians "Jackie Chans"... they now refer to them as "Jeremy Lins."

NYKProspect · Post #177 » by **NYKProspect** » Sun Feb 5, 2012 4:58 am

froyo wrote:Amare sneezed. Melo said, "Jeremy bless you."

kane · Post #178 » by **kane** » Sun Feb 5, 2012 4:58 am

chain called yao ming, they dont think hes Asian enough anymore they like the new guy Jeremy Lin

Knicksfan20 · Post #179 » by **Knicksfan20** » Sun Feb 5, 2012 4:58 am

And thats the bottom line....Cuz Jeremy Lin said so.

Post #180 » by **vinnie_vegas69** » Sun Feb 5, 2012 5:31 am

Every morning, Jeremy Lin eats a bowl of diamonds for breakfast.

The chemical symbol for Jeremy Lin is JEREMY LIN, and its atomic number is infinity.

Jeremy Lin can dunk from the free throw line... At the opposite end of the floor.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in Jeremy Lin's hand is worth nine in the bush.

Black cats consider seeing Jeremy Lin bad luck. Black cats are very wise.

On Groundhog Day, if the groundhog sees Jeremy Lin's shadow, he dies of a heart attack.

Dr Martin Luther King Jr had a dream that all men were created equal. Except for Jeremy Lin.