Comm Thread: In Honor RiotSweetie, Humpty Dumpty!

hermes · Post #1321 » by **hermes** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:49 pm

Sofa King wrote:The Seahawks still want to meet with him too.

If Manning goes to Denver, then Tebow is traded for sure. I think God would not allow that.

here's hoping tebow gets cut and has to play canadian football

hermes · Post #1322 » by **hermes** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:50 pm

Jetset wrote:That chick is ridic. Do they really expose you like that over there though?

only if your really hot

hermes · Post #1323 » by **hermes** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:51 pm

Jetset wrote:Vandy actually pulled it out

sex joke?

hermes · Post #1324 » by **hermes** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:53 pm

Imadogg wrote:Those chicks obviously weren't stripped, they were trying to make a point and fortunately for everyone weren't fat and ugly

like they'd make a point on fat/ugly people

if you're just going to strip search someone for the heck of it you make sure they're hot

its in the manual for feets sake

hermes · Post #1325 » by **hermes** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:54 pm

Gek wrote:I don't even want to hang out with her haha. I have a bad habit of being a nice person and that often gets misconstrued as caring.

isn't that the worst?

hermes · Post #1326 » by **hermes** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:55 pm

well there you go 23 ain't bad for a lunch break

Post #1327 » by **TyCobb** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:01 pm

Try food next time.

Jetset · Post #1328 » by **Jetset** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:04 pm

This is the best thread. EVER.

Sofa King · Post #1329 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:22 pm

Gek wrote:So this chick that is in a group of friends I hang out with messaged me to hang out just the two of us and I don't want to and have no attraction that way. How do I say no without **** up the group hang outs? GO GO GO!

Gek wrote:I don't even want to hang out with her haha. I have a bad habit of being a nice person and that often gets misconstrued as caring.

Do bad habits around her. Like pick your nose, fart and tell her to enjoy it with you, talk like Jetset, flirt like TyCobb does to Riot, and do Imadogg's O face. If that doesn't turn her off I have no idea what will.

Sofa King · Post #1330 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:23 pm

hermes wrote:
Gek wrote:JR Smith got fined $25k for posting this picture to his twitter yesterday (sorry if repost):

NSFW

probably should have asked before fapping but is that a dude or a chick

I could have sworn dude at first.

Sofa King · Post #1331 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:25 pm

hermes wrote:
Sofa King wrote:Maybe we'll spend more time on facebook now.

might as well, i just dropped words with friends for are you smarter than a 5th grader and family feud

still have tetris (and robot unicorn for when i'm really bored)

I loathe facebook apps now.

hermes wrote:well there you go 23 ain't bad for a lunch break

Post #1332 » by **TyCobb** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:04 pm

Sofa King wrote:
Gek wrote:So this chick that is in a group of friends I hang out with messaged me to hang out just the two of us and I don't want to and have no attraction that way. How do I say no without **** up the group hang outs? GO GO GO!

Gek wrote:I don't even want to hang out with her haha. I have a bad habit of being a nice person and that often gets misconstrued as caring.

Do bad habits around her. Like pick your nose, fart and tell her to enjoy it with you, talk like Jetset, flirt like TyCobb does to Riot, and do Imadogg's O face. If that doesn't turn her off I have no idea what will.

Somebody ate wheaties for breakfast.

Jetset · Post #1333 » by **Jetset** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:07 pm

Sofa King wrote:
Gek wrote:So this chick that is in a group of friends I hang out with messaged me to hang out just the two of us and I don't want to and have no attraction that way. How do I say no without **** up the group hang outs? GO GO GO!

Gek wrote:I don't even want to hang out with her haha. I have a bad habit of being a nice person and that often gets misconstrued as caring.

Do bad habits around her. Like pick your nose, fart and tell her to enjoy it with you, talk like Jetset, flirt like TyCobb does to Riot, and do Imadogg's O face. If that doesn't turn her off I have no idea what will.

What are you trying to say

Incredibly racist.

Post #1334 » by **TyCobb** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:09 pm

Being racist and jelly is a deadly combo.

Jetset · Post #1335 » by **Jetset** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:13 pm

A combo worthy of suspension. Celtics mods couldn't finish him off, do it Ty

Gek · Post #1336 » by **Gek** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:17 pm

TyCobb wrote:You were born with what you got, buddy. You might as well use it.

She's not attractive. Too low possibly for blackout drunk to fix.

Post #1337 » by **TyCobb** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:18 pm

Anklebreaker posts in the Celtics community thread more than the Lakers community thread.

Gek · Post #1338 » by **Gek** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:18 pm

Sofa King wrote:
Gek wrote:So this chick that is in a group of friends I hang out with messaged me to hang out just the two of us and I don't want to and have no attraction that way. How do I say no without **** up the group hang outs? GO GO GO!

Gek wrote:I don't even want to hang out with her haha. I have a bad habit of being a nice person and that often gets misconstrued as caring.

Do bad habits around her. Like pick your nose, fart and tell her to enjoy it with you, talk like Jetset, flirt like TyCobb does to Riot, and do Imadogg's O face. If that doesn't turn her off I have no idea what will.

I need to reply at some point.

Post #1339 » by **TyCobb** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:23 pm

Just say you're busy and not interested right now. Just be polite in case she turns into a hottie later on.

Jetset · Post #1340 » by **Jetset** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:26 pm