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Official Kobe sucks thread - haters welcomed 

Post#1 » by RocketPower23 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:10 am

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Post#2 » by Imadogg » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:11 am

Made a thread too but deleted it

Kobe has played 16 games in March.. shot over 50% 3 times, and shot under 30% 4 times!

Wooooooooooooo
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Post#3 » by dockingsched » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:11 am

this is my type of thread.

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Post#4 » by Wavy Q » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:11 am

Man no effort, the Sessions bandwagon thread at least had format and ****.

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Post#5 » by dockingsched » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:12 am

Stephano wrote:Man no effort, the Sessions bandwagon thread at least had format and ****.

Boo this man!


thanks for the love. i almost had to put a link to my thread, in bold, just so i could get credit.
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Post#6 » by dockingsched » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:13 am

i wonder how many times this month/season kobe has missed more shots than bynum or pau have even attempted.
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Post#7 » by Imadogg » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:14 am

Kobe = streakiest player in the league. I wonder how many times he went 0-8 randomly in the middle of a game
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Post#8 » by RamonSessions7 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:15 am

I would say matador defense, but the bull at least sees the matador at some point.
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Post#9 » by Father Time » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:15 am

This should never leave the front page. Kobe needs to stop playing basketball.
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Post#10 » by Wavy Q » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:15 am

still can't believe we have a hate thread for a **** role player.
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Post#11 » by RocketPower23 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:15 am

Stephano wrote:Man no effort, the Sessions bandwagon thread at least had format and ****.

Boo this man!

No hating on the OP on a hate a thread.
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Post#12 » by chefy » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:15 am

:rofl: perfect picture makes you hate him more
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Post#13 » by dockingsched » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:15 am

RamonSessions7 wrote:I would say matador defense, but the bull at least sees the matador at some point.


oh, so close, should have been "but the matador at least sees the bull at some point"
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Post#14 » by Father Time » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:15 am

RamonSessions7 wrote:I would say matador defense, but the bull at least sees the matador at some point.


BOOM ROASTED.
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Post#15 » by Asianiac_24 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:16 am

Saddens me to see this day. Just bench Kobe until he regains his early season form
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Post#16 » by snaquille oatmeal » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:16 am

said before and i'll say it again: Kobe should be doing Kia commercials saying "play funk".
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Post#17 » by Father Time » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:16 am

Can we all agree he is easily the most overrated role player of all time? And by role I mean be a cancer and shoot my team out of games.
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Post#18 » by RocketPower23 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:17 am

lalball81 wrote:This should never leave the front page. Kobe needs to stop playing basketball.

Sticky?

People are welcome to make sigs and other hopefully humorous images in order to further illicit Kobe's suckage.
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Post#19 » by Michael Lucky » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:17 am

What's his shooting percentage in March? lol
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Post#20 » by Wavy Q » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:17 am

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who's the dumbass that photoshopped this. Nobody puts scrubs next to Michael Jordan.

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