Post#18 » by DWadeno3 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:00 pm
We shouldn't even bother watching the game. Bosh is gonna have one of his famous 1/18 nights while grabbing as many as 2 rebounds. Wade, feeling bad for his buddy and being his usual lazy self, tells himself "F*** this, I'd have to work way too hard to win this one", so he goes 6/25 after starting the game off 5/5. After three quarters, LeBron realizes "Wait a second, those motherf******s are quitting on the team. F*** this, I'm in!", so after scoring 25 pts. on 12/14 shooting in the first three quarters, he goes 0/14 in a half-court shooting contest with Wade in the 4th, leading to Skip Bayless tweeting "Batman came up in the clutch" because Wade hit a 45-foot three point shot. With two minutes left to play and us down 45-112 ,because Mike Miller hit two three-pointers after realizing that nobody else is hitting anything so he might actually have to shoot himself, Spo is gonna let go of the rope and take the Big Three out, who have logged 38, 39 and 42 minutes respectively.
After the game, Spo claims that "we just missed a lot of shots and they made a lot of shots" while acknowledging our hustle and energy. In the meantime, Coach Nick will show up with another one of his bballbreakdown videos to show that "the Heat can be defeated by certain teams and are definitely not the favorite to win the title".

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