Game 1: Knicks @ Heat - Saturday 3:30PM

ReturnofMVP3 · Post #1 » by **ReturnofMVP3** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:39 am

Where:

PG: Mario "the Chef" Chalmers

SG: Dwyane "Flash: Wade

SF: LeBron "MVP" James

PF: Chris Justice.. I mean Bosh

C: Insert new center here.. Ronny Turiaf

Coach: Turns out cap space eats our coaching staff too.. We're left with the "Video Coordinator"

vs:

PG: The Second Coming of Eddy Curry (PG Version)

SG: Imaan "seriously the second coming of wade" Shumpert

SF: Carmelo "The Eating Machine" Anthony

PF: Amare "The Heat Hunter" Stoudemire

C: Tyson "Why Did I Come Here" Chandler

Coached by: The Linsanity Killer - Mike Woodson

Good Luck Charms:

BIRDMAN BIRDMAN · Post #2 » by **BIRDMAN BIRDMAN** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:40 am

Just win.

OtW · Post #3 » by **OtW** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:48 am

Howard Beck ‏ @HowardBeckNYT
Knicks open at Miami, Saturday 3:30. Game 2 is Monday 7 pm. In NY: Game 3 Thursday at 7. Game 4, May 6 at 3:30.

lolcat · Post #4 » by **lolcat** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:49 am

Legggggggoooooooooooooooo

Miamis3rdRing · Post #5 » by **Miamis3rdRing** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:50 am

Pimpwerx already talking trash on the GB. I love it!! :clap:

Pimpwerx wrote:Heat sweep!

Get ready for another year without a playoff win, Knicks fans. I think it's been over 4000 days already.

Anyone really thinking the Knicks have a chance at winning a game, much less the series, must have missed the season sweep. They tried it with Amare, and without Amare. With Melo and without Melo. With Lin, and...well, we shattered his swag and ended Linsanity. With Antni and without. The result is gonna be the same. HEAT win, Knicks lose. Hopefully everyone else gets slowed-down in their series. PEACE.

Edit:
So many non-NY fans picking the Knicks. Wow.

Time for me to talk some trash.

Insanity91 · Post #6 » by **Insanity91** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:52 am

Prepare your Anus.

RhapidKid · Post #7 » by **RhapidKid** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:10 am

I'm not even going to argue with Knicks fans LOL. Waste of time.

KDS91 · Post #8 » by **KDS91** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:14 am

OtW · Post #9 » by **OtW** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:22 am

We will need it all against a healthy, confident, tall Knocks squad.

3 Time MVP LeBron James has to show up.
The Dwyane Wade who **** on NYK when his nose broke needs to show up.
Double-Double defense playing Bosh needs to show up.

Let Melo get his own. Single coverage. DO NOT DOUBLE ON IN THE DRIVE OR TYSON IN THE POST IF MAN DEFENSE IS WORKING JUST FINE! THERE WILL BE A KICK OUT TO THE WHITE JJ AKA NOVAK OR JR SMITH!

The crowd here in Miami with Knicks fans worries me. The Heat fans who can go to the game need to fan up and buy the seats before Knicks fans get a chance to pack the 100's bowl. Hearing our guys booed at home will be really weird and sad.

Bench. Please show up.

RhapidKid · Post #10 » by **RhapidKid** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:35 am

OtW wrote:We will need it all against a healthy, confident, tall Knocks squad.

3 Time MVP LeBron James has to show up.
The Dwyane Wade who **** on NYK when his nose broke needs to show up.
Double-Double defense playing Bosh needs to show up.

Let Melo get his own. Single coverage. DO NOT DOUBLE ON IN THE DRIVE OR TYSON IN THE POST IF MAN DEFENSE IS WORKING JUST FINE! THERE WILL BE A KICK OUT TO THE WHITE JJ AKA NOVAK OR JR SMITH!

The crowd here in Miami with Knicks fans worries me. The Heat fans who can go to the game need to fan up and buy the seats before Knicks fans get a chance to pack the 100's bowl. Hearing our guys booed at home will be really weird and sad.

Bench. Please show up.

Chandler has no post game. That will not be important.

Kerosene · Post #11 » by **Kerosene** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:38 am

We got this.

Pimpwerx · Post #12 » by **Pimpwerx** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:40 am

coolstorybro wrote:Pimpwerx already talking trash on the GB. I love it!!

I'm gonna be at my Knick-hating best the next few weeks.

Let's all hope ReturnofMVP3 gets to make all the playoff threads this season.

ReturnofMVP3: You better stay on point, dude. You made this thread early, which is nice. Just make sure you get the next ones up early as well.

Let's go Heat! PEACE.

WD · Post #13 » by WD » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:42 am

No more excuses, this is it, let's get the job done

ReturnofMVP3 · Post #14 » by **ReturnofMVP3** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:44 am

Pimpwerx wrote:
coolstorybro wrote:Pimpwerx already talking trash on the GB. I love it!!

I'm gonna be at my Knick-hating best the next few weeks.

Let's all hope ReturnofMVP3 gets to make all the playoff threads this season.

ReturnofMVP3: You better stay on point, dude. You made this thread early, which is nice. Just make sure you get the next ones up early as well.

Let's go Heat! PEACE.

Don't worry Pimpwerx,
I don't plan on stopping unless we lose a game (which we won't!!!).

zogster · Post #15 » by **zogster** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:47 am

Heat should be fine. The first quarter may be a bit sluggish, but the Heat will be well rested. I'm sure it will be the best LeBron has felt in a long time. Wade should be fine other than the dislocated finger. Bosh better have his wimpy hamstring healed up.

Spo needs to remember that Joel is the Amare stopper when the Knicks put him at the 5. Perfect time to play Joel.

Kerosene · Post #16 » by **Kerosene** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:01 am

op needs some fixin' tho.

Miamis3rdRing · Post #17 » by **Miamis3rdRing** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:05 am

Is Lin expected to play?

I hope so, Rio and Cole abused him last time

ReturnofMVP3 · Post #18 » by **ReturnofMVP3** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:11 am

Kinetic Pyro wrote:op needs some fixin' tho.

Sorry fixed up, If anything else is wrong let me know!

coolstorybro wrote:Is Lin expected to play?

I hope so, Rio and Cole abused him last time

Unfortunately Lin was elected to be the scapegoat if they lost so he will not be playing.

carbine23 · Post #19 » by **carbine23** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:12 am

Time to kick some ass

salqaddoumi · Post #20 » by **salqaddoumi** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:25 am

Let's not suck.