What can YOU do to get the #1 Pick?

[Dat2U]

The afternoon of the John Wall lottery I created a thread where I blasted Ji and claimed we'd win the #1 pick. Hmmm...

[long suffrin' boulez fan]

The afternoon of the John Wall lottery I created a thread where I blasted Ji and claimed we'd win the #1 pick. Hmmm...

Schtup Ji?

[Nivek]

I'm down with the schtup plan. For the top pick, it's a price I'm willing to pay.

Of course, it's a price I'd be willing to pay for the 5th pick. Oh hell, any pick.

[Knighthonor]

Every year GMs try everything from lucky rabbit's feet (not so lucky for the rabbit) to sending their children so as to keep the karmic burden light. What lucky ritual could you do at home that you think might bring the magic ping pong ball to the team?

its rigged pal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Penns ... ry_scandal

[sashae]

I fully expect we're picking 5th.

[Chocolate City Jordanaire]

I'm down with the schtup plan. For the top pick, it's a price I'm willing to pay.

Of course, it's a price I'd be willing to pay for the 5th pick. Oh hell, any pick.

A price to pay? I would have to pay to schtup tonight…

But since I didn't get any either on the night the Wizards got the #1 for Wall, my money is saved and so is my good virtue. Okay, my money is saved.

(Don't take me too seriously. You can always get lucky in the short run.)

[long suffrin' boulez fan]

All that schtuping for nothing!

Next year I go all celebate.

[doclinkin]

I blame my darn baby, the schtupblocker, who would not go to sleep.