The Finals: Galactic Empire vs Rebel Alliance

trwi7 · Post #1 » by **trwi7** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:30 pm

Starring:

LeBron James as Darth Vader

Dwyane Wade as Grand Moff Tarkin

Chris Bosh as Jar-Jar Binks

Pat Riley as Emperor Palpatine

Kevin Durant as Luke Skywalker

Russell Westbrook as Han Solo

James Harden as Chewbacca

David Stern as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Featuring:

Dexter Pittman as Jabba The Hutt

Serge Ibaka as C3PO

Kendrick Perkins as Mace Windu

Derek Fisher as R2D2

jeremyd236 · Post #2 » by **jeremyd236** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:33 pm

Emperor Palpatine is Stern.

chuckleslove · Post #3 » by **chuckleslove** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:35 pm

jeremyd236 wrote:Emperor Palpatine is Stern.

That means that Darth Vader is Clay Bennett

PkrsBcksGphsMqt · Post #4 » by **PkrsBcksGphsMqt** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:35 pm

I was actually thinking about this the other day. Lots of similarities.

And yeah Stern is more Palpatine than Obi-Wan.

trwi7 · Post #5 » by **trwi7** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:36 pm

jeremyd236 wrote:Emperor Palpatine is Stern.

My thinking is Wade is the leader of the Dark Side, so he's Palpatine and Stern plays Jedi mind tricks on fans, so he's Obi-Wan.

PkrsBcksGphsMqt · Post #6 » by **PkrsBcksGphsMqt** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:39 pm

trwi7 wrote:
jeremyd236 wrote:Emperor Palpatine is Stern.

My thinking is Wade is the leader of the Dark Side, so he's Palpatine and Stern plays Jedi mind tricks on fans, so he's Obi-Wan.

I was actually thinking Riley would be Palpatine. LeBron is obviously Vader. Wade would be Grand Moff Tarkin. Riley (Palpatine) seduced Lebron (Vader) to come to the darkside (via the Decision). Wade (Tarkin) out ranks LeBron (Vader) even though he has less talent/athleticism (power/force).

trwi7 · Post #7 » by **trwi7** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:42 pm

We all good with the characters now?

The Wet Whistle · Post #8 » by **The Wet Whistle** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:44 pm

Riley is C3P0 and Palpatine?!

trwi7 · Post #9 » by **trwi7** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:51 pm

The Wet Whistle wrote:Riley is C3P0 and Palpatine?!

Happy now, you bastard?

The Wet Whistle · Post #10 » by **The Wet Whistle** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:57 pm

trwi7 wrote:
The Wet Whistle wrote:Riley is C3P0 and Palpatine?!

Happy now, you bastard?

yes.

PkrsBcksGphsMqt · Post #11 » by **PkrsBcksGphsMqt** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:58 pm

I also came up with Sam Presti as Yoda. And Erik Spoelstra is Admiral Ozzel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O1Qd_FNgfM) because you know LeBron is going to be responsible for Spolestra's ouster. Then I was leaning towards making Scott Brooks Obi-Wan.

trwi7 · Post #12 » by **trwi7** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:59 pm

I'm not changing it anymore, so stop making suggestions.

The Wet Whistle · Post #13 » by **The Wet Whistle** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:59 pm

Cough*nerd*Cough

PkrsBcksGphsMqt · Post #14 » by **PkrsBcksGphsMqt** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:00 pm

The Wet Whistle wrote:Cough*nerd*Cough

Star Wars = Cool. Star Trek = Nerd. 8-)

Ayt · Post #15 » by **Ayt** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:01 pm

Bosh should be Princess Leia.

Ayt · Post #16 » by **Ayt** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:02 pm

PkrsBcksGphsMqt wrote:
The Wet Whistle wrote:Cough*nerd*Cough

Star Wars = Cool. Star Trek = Nerd.

trwi7 · Post #17 » by **trwi7** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:04 pm

The Wet Whistle wrote:Cough*nerd*Cough

Let's be honest, the only vaginas fans of either have seen is their mother's when they were exiting the birth canal.

Nebula1 · Post #18 » by **Nebula1** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:49 am

stellation · Post #19 » by **stellation** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:00 am

So I can work out who to follow can someone fill me in on the equivalents of my dream rotation?

1. Which player in this series is most like Drew Gooden?
2. Which player in this series is most like Jiri Welsch?
3. Which player in this series is most like Stephen Jackson?
4. Which player in this series is most like NBA legend Daniel Santiago?
5. Which player in this series is most like Joe Alexander?
6. Which player in this series is most like Yi Jianlian?
7. Which player in this series is most like Szymon Szewczyk?
8. Which player in this series is most like Dan Gadzuric?
9. Which player in this series is most like Jon Brockman?
10. Which player in this series is most like Corey Maggette?

If it's split 5/5 with players on each team as a tie breaker of which team to be a fan of can you let me know which GM is most like Larry Harris?

europa · Post #20 » by **europa** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:33 am

Outstanding.