OT & NSFW: Porn stars give Twitter fans BJs for Heat victory

roundhead0 · Post #41 » by **roundhead0** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:58 pm

Wow. Heat are hated so much that even with the offer of free BJs from porn stars almost everyone rooted for them to lose.

Tough Tony D · Post #42 » by **Tough Tony D** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:59 pm

YogiStewart wrote:
Tough Tony D wrote:Can't wait for the DVD

First Dink - The Chris Bosh Story (about his first BJ)

lol! ''Rep Miami till they blow me....''

Post #43 » by **Double Helix** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:03 pm

Somehow this seems like an allegory for everything Miami Heat related including how trashy and obnoxious the guys walking around with James jerseys these days are.

:laugh:

satyr9 · Post #44 » by **satyr9** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:05 pm

FluLikeSymptoms wrote:This seems like a weird way of searching for their fathers.

One of the few times where I'd be telling the truth if I were to write LOL.

TheRaptor! · Post #45 » by **TheRaptor!** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:38 pm

Yuri Vaultin wrote:
highness wrote:a free bj is a free bj.

I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

Holy sht!

DEAD

JoeyGsShoulders · Post #46 » by **JoeyGsShoulders** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:40 pm

From LBJ to BJ...Oh Miami

Throwback24 · Post #47 » by **Throwback24** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:41 pm

If I lived in Miami I wouldn't go forget thinking about this **** now. Naaaaaaaaaaasty

CapeCrusader · Post #48 » by **CapeCrusader** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:03 pm

This is messed!

nahom1319 · Post #49 » by **nahom1319** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:12 pm

highness wrote:
Yuri Vaultin wrote:I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

WHOA, very uncalled for.

Agreed....its a shame he's a mod most others would have got a warning at least for that comment.

Mattd97 · Post #50 » by **Mattd97** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:17 pm

Kurtz wrote:The offer would be far more enticing if they were to also wear masks.

hahaha they are pretty damn beat up looking. not exactly the cream of the porn crop.

Post #51 » by **Headliner** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:18 pm

Lol
Sarah jay got some huge gitties!

Porn stars have kind hearts.

J-Roc · Post #52 » by **J-Roc** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:19 pm

Send this link to Bosh or more directly his wife, and you watch these ladies get sued for using his image.

BetterCallSaul · Post #53 » by **BetterCallSaul** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:23 pm

Wow, they are disgusting. There are many that fantasize about sleeping with these busted chicks? I understand being desperate/drunk enough to get a blowjob (not be the 1800th guy, just any blow job) from an ugly chick but to masturbate to their image?

Gross.

GreatWhiteStiff · Post #54 » by **GreatWhiteStiff** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:27 pm

Sweet mother of god that derozan comment was both hilarious and infraction worthy!

Post #55 » by **YogiStewart** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:28 pm

nahom1319 wrote:
highness wrote:
Yuri Vaultin wrote:I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

WHOA, very uncalled for.

Agreed....its a shame he's a mod most others would have got a warning at least for that comment.

actually, no, because it was said in jest and was quite funny.

bigscrims · Post #56 » by **bigscrims** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:31 pm

IMAN5 wrote:as the 20th guy in line, why would you still want a turn.

As the second guy in line, scratch stat, as the 1st guy in line, why would you still want a turn? :nonono:

FluLikeSymptoms wrote:This seems like a weird way of searching for their fathers.

Best line so far... :lol:

highness wrote:
Yuri Vaultin wrote:I can only assume that either way you'll be thinking of Derozan during it anyway so perhaps their manly jaws will help make your fantasies more realistic.

WHOA, very uncalled for.

Highness sets himself up, and Yuri knocks him down!

highness · Post #57 » by **highness** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:32 pm

It is ok, Yuri has apologised to me and our relationship is stronger than ever before.

J-Roc · Post #58 » by **J-Roc** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:35 pm

highness wrote:It is ok, Yuri has apologised to me and our relationship is stronger than ever before.

So Yuri admits he was WRONG?? ouch

JamesNaismith · Post #59 » by **JamesNaismith** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:39 pm

I can't tell who has less respect for themselves...the whores or the losers in the lineup.

What proud memories!

Raps in 4 · Post #60 » by **Raps in 4** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:41 pm

Raptors Aiya wrote: