Jazz Can Add Toughness by Bidding on Chris "Birdman Andersen

retiredcoach · Post #1 » by **retiredcoach** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:49 am

Good news Jazz fans. Denver amnestied Chris "Birdman" Andersen.

The Jazz can bid on him and add some needed toughness and veteran leadership for the younger guys!

I've heard KOC has had his eye on the Birdman for sometime so maybe this is the final piece for this year.

Post #2 » by **StocktonShorts** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:55 am

Andrew801 · Post #3 » by **Andrew801** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:02 am

Please tell me you're not serious!?!

Grimmetal_Heavy · Post #4 » by **Grimmetal_Heavy** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:15 am

I'm for it.... Except there's no room. No chance of it happening.

The59Sound · Post #5 » by **The59Sound** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:40 am

UTJazzFan_Echo1 · Post #6 » by **UTJazzFan_Echo1** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:45 am

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown

Post #7 » by **Inigo Montoya** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:59 am

Chris Andersen has "Jazz" written all over him. Unless he ran out of space for tattoos, that is.

Not going to happen. :noway:

nghedman · Post #8 » by **nghedman** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:26 am

None of this makes sense in any aspect. The Jazz's weakness if any is back up PG and back up C.
Birdman doesn't really fit that role

^^^^ love that quote

Now thats funny!! :lol:

red4hf · Post #9 » by **red4hf** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:33 pm

We can't bid on him, we're over the cap.......

Plus, he's not that good anyway...... Not to mention the whole "improper communication with an underage girl" thing......

Hoops Addict · Post #10 » by **Hoops Addict** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:01 pm

Birdman would be a tough backup player, but I am guessing that the drugs and underage girl thing will prevent the Miller family from wanting him.

tdownwa · Post #11 » by **tdownwa** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:22 pm

I'm guessing that the Jazz stay far away due to he's fighting child porn case in Denver.

finnegan · Post #12 » by **finnegan** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:23 pm

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

tdownwa · Post #13 » by **tdownwa** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:23 pm

I'm guessing that the Jazz stay far away due to he's fighting child porn case in Denver.

Post #14 » by **StocktonShorts** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:27 pm

Woooooosh!

The59Sound · Post #15 » by **The59Sound** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:33 pm

Hoops Addict wrote:Birdman would be a tough backup player, but I am guessing that the drugs and underage girl thing will prevent the Miller family from wanting him.

Karl Malone had a Hall of Fame career here!

HolyToledo · Post #16 » by **HolyToledo** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:47 pm

We do lack toughness BUT we have no minutes for all the current bigs on our roster. You do make a good point in we seriously lack toughness. Watson and Millsap are the ONLY tough guys on the entire roster. Mo Williams adds some toughness. Kanter needs to be more of an enforcer but thats not going to happen yet at his age.

During the entire Spurs series, I kept thinking is anyone going to ever knock a Spurs player on their ass. It was embarrassing seeing the Spurs run their offense like it was practice.

Post #17 » by **StocktonShorts** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:39 pm

The59Sound wrote:
Hoops Addict wrote:Birdman would be a tough backup player, but I am guessing that the drugs and underage girl thing will prevent the Miller family from wanting him.

Karl Malone had a Hall of Fame career here!

Win.

qman · Post #18 » by **qman** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:56 pm

No, no no. We don't need drug addict on the team.

Post #19 » by **StocktonShorts** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:40 pm

This is my new favorite thread.

Deinonychus · Post #20 » by **Deinonychus** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:53 pm

Consider these three facts:

A = The Jazz need someone who can intimidate opposing post players
B = Chris Andersen has a mohawk and tattoos
C = People with mohawks and tattoos tend to intimidate others

If the relationship between A--->C is established,
as well as the reliationship between B--->C,
then A--->B is true.

Thus, The Jazz need Chris Andersen.