Top 10 NBA Boardgames

[MitchellUK]

Well played, sir, well played

[Brovva Blaqq]

Minnesota game wins, for sure! :mrgreen:

[FadeawayProdigy]

This is genius!

[Grahf]

Great thread, but you're forgetting one: NBA HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS, where the hippos have been replaced with the heads of Eddy Curry, Michael Sweetney, Quentin Richardson, and Ray Felton.

[LOJ]

You're wrong for Blazers operation

[buzzershot18]

just ran into this thread again.. needs to be on the first few pages for all those who didn't see it the first time

[Wone]

Memories

I miss the 90's. I wish I can go back in time and be 9 again.

[Omar CominYo]

LOL anyone else notice on the website this guy did the same article like 5 years ago? check this out it's like a less funny version of the ones in this thread


You’ve been given free reign of the Knicks. Next stop the world… It’s the game of Risk! With your right hand man Lieutenant Marbury at the helm, you’re capable of everything and anything. It is your duty to laugh in the face of sexual harassment, sign Jerome James and generally waste as much money as possible. Everything you touch must reach foreclosure in order to win. The CBA, the Knicks, David Lee…

*All white board pieces removed


Zydrunas Ilgauskas hasen’t slept in over twelve years… Will the man ever get any sleep? Will the black shadows under his eyes finally disappear? You decide! That’s right Zydrunas is giving you the opportunity to decide his fate! Will you allow him to get some rest? Or will you fall asleep yourself watching the Cavs? Only one way to find out!

*Dr. Gooden Warning: Mysterious Hairpatch might result from use of this product


Grant needs to make the playoffs!! But can you fix him in time? Fun for boys and girls. It’s the newly updated 2007 edition of Operation! Will you rush away to give the Pistons that last ounce of playoff revenue?! Or will you conceal important documents and send him off to the Magic? No matter what you choose… Don’t forget to draft Darko!

*Grant Hill included… Some Assembly Required.

[Slava]

Epic.That Howard picture on Nirvana cover had me in stitches.

[OneAnswer]

LOL anyone else notice on the website this guy did the same article like 5 years ago? check this out it's like a less funny version of the ones in this thread


You’ve been given free reign of the Knicks. Next stop the world… It’s the game of Risk! With your right hand man Lieutenant Marbury at the helm, you’re capable of everything and anything. It is your duty to laugh in the face of sexual harassment, sign Jerome James and generally waste as much money as possible. Everything you touch must reach foreclosure in order to win. The CBA, the Knicks, David Lee…

*All white board pieces removed


Zydrunas Ilgauskas hasen’t slept in over twelve years… Will the man ever get any sleep? Will the black shadows under his eyes finally disappear? You decide! That’s right Zydrunas is giving you the opportunity to decide his fate! Will you allow him to get some rest? Or will you fall asleep yourself watching the Cavs? Only one way to find out!

*Dr. Gooden Warning: Mysterious Hairpatch might result from use of this product


Grant needs to make the playoffs!! But can you fix him in time? Fun for boys and girls. It’s the newly updated 2007 edition of Operation! Will you rush away to give the Pistons that last ounce of playoff revenue?! Or will you conceal important documents and send him off to the Magic? No matter what you choose… Don’t forget to draft Darko!

*Grant Hill included… Some Assembly Required.

That's from my original thread on RealGM entitled Guess Who's Back.

This thread is the sequel.

August Posting Schedule:

A Guide To RealGM
When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong (Series)
A Guide To Yahoo Fantasy Basketball
How to Draft A Bust (Series)

[OneAnswer]

My latest video parody: Mr. Sanduskys' Neighborhood
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5OCC038hjI[/youtube]

[Sn0wman]

wow GOAT thread! had me dyinggg hahahahahaha

[Lakersmylife]

Amazing thread.

[Mamba Venom]

Very good thread.

Good job.

[Roger Murdock]

Minnesota Othello killed me.

[OneAnswer]

Top 5 Lakers Coaching Candidates


1) Mike D'Antoni
Mike D'Antoni will bring everything he knows to the Los Angeles Lakers. A tried and true system of three point shots and non-related failure. Dantoni's defensive system should be a smooth transition for the Lakeshow considering Pau Gasol hasn't traveled to the other side of the court since 2010.

On offense, D'Antoni will have a player he's familiar with, ole' Steve Nash running things sans Phoenix medical staff. So expect Blake to be handling point duties for the rest of the season. Which is just fine, considering a point guards' normal duties on the Lakers are to stand off to the side, pass the ball to Kobe, and occasionally chuck a three.

Gary Payton was an elite point guard once, but he simply couldn't understand the triangle. The triangle being any play that doesn't involve passing it to Kobe. A rotten egg that Payton!



2) Jerry Sloan
Jerry Sloan preaches tough love, defense, and hard work. In other words, the exact opposite of what this team stands for! Defense is just icky. Having to 'body up' some sweaty behemoth of a player is freaking gross. Plus he might force Pau to actually post up and stop taking shots from 40,000 feet away. Best to keep things the way they were.

Forget Sloan, that kind of 'work ethic' style thinking is dangerous. It's old news. Sloan's probably at his house right now, sitting in his old Utah Jazz pajamas and watching reruns of the 1998 NBA Finals. Picture him shutting off the TV right before Jordan crosses Russell every time. Is that what you want? What if all that hard work doesn't come through?

Mike Brown promotes a much more relaxing atmosphere. Stick to what works.



3) Phil Jackson
The perfect choice. A man that knows how to handle egos, superstars, has a system the Lakers are acquainted with and aren't about to surrender at this point of their careers. Phil Jackson has 11 rings as a Head Coach.

The Zen Master is the greatest coach of all time, he didn't get his rings in no 'weak era'. Jackson, could take this team to spectacular heights. It has all the right ingredients: superstars. They just need some seasoning, veteran leadership, and defense.

Phil is also dating the bosses daughter and wants ten million dollars a season... Phil will not be hired.



4) Shaquille O'neal
Shaquille O'Nealis a big fan of Dwight Howard. He certainly doesn't think that Andrew Bynum is better than him, no, no, no. Where did you hear such malarkey? He loves the idea that Dwight uses the Superman moniker and followed in his footsteps to come from the Magic to the Lakers. If you've listened to Shaq on Inside the NBA, you're already well aware his wit easily rivals that of Shakespeare or Ben Jonson. He can bring this Lakers team together!

Shaq by the way, didn't scream at Jerry Buss to pay him in public. He was gently asking for a raise and overheard. That settles it, hire him Mitch!



5) Coachbe
Triangle, Mike Brown, offensive systems, defensive systems. All slang for the real plan: Pass it To Kobe. And scream at Pau every once in a while. Even when he's doing well, actually especially when's doing well.

Don't want him getting fancy notions about who's master and commander. Kobe "Coachbe" Bryant has what it takes and only a single game plan. ISO. Beautiful in its simplicity like an Apple product.

Kobe doesn't dance around the question of what to do, whether it means chucking from beyond the arc or chucking while double teamed or even triple teamed. He'll even throw in yelling at Pau for free. Stop the charade, appoint Coachbe officially Mitch!


Till next time, I'm Nir Regev! BSPN's head writer, standup comedian, and actor!
http://mybspn.com/top-5-lakers-coaching-candidates/