Who is Tgei?

[Pogue Mahone]

I have seen this asked quite frequently on the board, as of late.

Who is this Tgei that everyone keeps mentioning? Well, I will tell you what little I know about Tgei.

1. Tgei has an infinite wingspan.
2. Tgei has close to a six-foot vertical.
3. Tgei's length makes Jay Bilas touch himself at night.

Tgei's talent is without question but he does have some off-the-court issues.

4. Tgei is the real international man of mystery.
5. Tgei's sperm is so potent, not only is he Shawn Kemp's father, he is also his own dad.
6. Tgei was facing a charge for indecent expose in Italy for wearing skinny jeans.

Tgei is also a humanitarian.

7. Tgei was due to be scouted by John Locke in Iceland a couple years ago but he had to cancel because he was saving the rest of Europe from a giant volcanic ash cloud.
8. Tgei's rim-rattling dunks have been known to induce labor. Many a time he has been forced to call a timeout so he can go up into the stands to deliver another of his offspring (see #5, above.)
9. Tgei was playing in France and, using his own salary, decorated the entire Eifel Towel in Christmas ornaments.

Another confirmed source (vetted by Darth Celtic and Ryen Gomes) has stated that Tgei was considering entering the Durant/Oden draft but since he only wanted to play for the Celtics, he withdrew his name from the draft. There was a possible scenario were he would hypnotize Fuehrer Stern, have his name re-added to the draft pool and be selected by the Celtics but only if Joe Johnson was traded back to the Celtics in a move for spare parts.

Yet another source exclaimed that watching Tgei had him "shaking with excitement."

This is all that I know about the great Tgei.

[tlee324]

Tgei is the energy force that surrounds Chuck Norris.

[secky017]

awesome. thanks for shedding some light to this tgei mystery! does anybody have a photo of him in action? videos?

[CeltsfanSinceBirth]

1st rule about Tgei - don't talk about Tgei.

Be prepared to face the consequences, my friend.

[Fantaxp7]

awesome. thanks for shedding some light to this tgei mystery! does anybody have a photo of him in action? videos?

nope. too fast for either of those to capture him.

[Fantaxp7]

7. Tgei was due to be scouted by John Locke in Iceland a couple years ago but he had to cancel because he was saving the rest of Europe from a giant volcanic ash cloud.

This part here did it for me .

[Bertrob]

will he ever grace the NBA draft with his presence?

[LarryBirdsFingr]

I have seen this asked quite frequently on the board, as of late.

Who is this Tgei that everyone keeps mentioning? Well, I will tell you what little I know about Tgei.

1. Tgei has an infinite wingspan.
2. Tgei has close to a six-foot vertical.
3. Tgei's length makes Jay Bilas touch himself at night.

Tgei's talent is without question but he does have some off-the-court issues.

4. Tgei is the real international man of mystery.
5. Tgei's sperm is so potent, not only is he Shawn Kemp's father, he is also his own dad.
6. Tgei was facing a charge for indecent expose in Italy for wearing skinny jeans.

Tgei is also a humanitarian.

7. Tgei was due to be scouted by John Locke in Iceland a couple years ago but he had to cancel because he was saving the rest of Europe from a giant volcanic ash cloud.
8. Tgei's rim-rattling dunks have been known to induce labor. Many a time he has been forced to call a timeout so he can go up into the stands to deliver another of his offspring (see #5, above.)
9. Tgei was playing in France and, using his own salary, decorated the entire Eifel Towel in Christmas ornaments.

Another confirmed source (vetted by Darth Celtic and Ryen Gomes) has stated that Tgei was considering entering the Durant/Oden draft but since he only wanted to play for the Celtics, he withdrew his name from the draft. There was a possible scenario were he would hypnotize Fuehrer Stern, have his name re-added to the draft pool and be selected by the Celtics but only if Joe Johnson was traded back to the in a move for spare parts.

Yet another source exclaimed that watching Tgei had him "shaking with excitement."

This is all that I know about the great Tgei.

So based on this brief assessment of his greatness, we should sign this guy up to 5yr/100mil and just absolutely flood Wyc and Steve with enormous starship galactica type luxury tax bills.

[Cool_Dude]

Tennessee Government Executive Institute?

[Datruth345]

tgei is the only guy that could be drafter higher than #1

[Bad-Thoma]

There are a lot of posts touching on the greatness of Tgei here, which is about as close as any of us can get. Might as well try to fly to the sun.

[SuperDeluxe]

tgei is the only guy that could be drafter higher than #1

I've found myself a new signature. Thank you for that, sir.

[wetsthebed]

Wow, I completely forgot Tgei existed until this thread popped up. Do we still have his rights?

[Dogen]

There are a lot of posts touching on the greatness of Tgei here, which is about as close as any of us can get. Might as well try to fly to the sun.

Tgei has indeed done that. Tgwice.

[LarryBirdsFingr]

Ok, wait.....you're trying to tell me WE HAVEN'T SECURED TGEI'S DRAFT FRICKEN RIGHTS!? WTF DANNY YOU IGNORAMOUS.

I Knew the Keyon dooling signing was going to fluck everything up. I just didn't say anything out loud incase it was rewlly going to collapse the team. Jeff is a gonner now obviously, TGEI is now rumored to have signed with the Heat.

Also, why does my phone autocorrect the word heat to best? Conspiracy of sterns mafia no doubt.

[Bad-Thoma]

Ok, wait.....you're trying to tell me WE HAVEN'T SECURED TGEI'S DRAFT FRICKEN RIGHTS!? WTF DANNY YOU IGNORAMOUS.

I Knew the Keyon dooling signing was going to fluck everything up. I just didn't say anything out loud incase it was rewlly going to collapse the team. Jeff is a gonner now obviously, TGEI is now rumored to have signed with the Heat.

Also, why does my phone autocorrect the word heat to best? Conspiracy of sterns mafia no doubt.

Bill Simmons made up the Tgei to the Heat rumor, he has more class than that. If you forget it, Tgei will come for you.

[LarryBirdsFingr]

Ok, wait.....you're trying to tell me WE HAVEN'T SECURED TGEI'S DRAFT FRICKEN RIGHTS!? WTF DANNY YOU IGNORAMOUS.

I Knew the Keyon dooling signing was going to fluck everything up. I just didn't say anything out loud incase it was rewlly going to collapse the team. Jeff is a gonner now obviously, TGEI is now rumored to have signed with the Heat.

Also, why does my phone autocorrect the word heat to best? Conspiracy of sterns mafia no doubt.

Bill Simmons made up the Tgei to the Heat rumor, he has more class than that. If you forget it, Tgei will come for you.

OK then smarty pants......explain the auto correct!?

[John Locke]

hahahahaha love the part about Iceland

[Bostonic33]

Tgei has a very large entourage of groupies, including a guy who happens to be Celtic Thug's source.

[LarryBirdsFingr]

Tgei has a very large entourage of groupies, including a guy who happens to be Celtic Thug's source.

Welcome, so you're the holy grail source, eh?