Who is Tgei?

[Collinto]

Rumor has it that Tgei has been with more woman than Wilt...

[Bad-Thoma]

Ok, wait.....you're trying to tell me WE HAVEN'T SECURED TGEI'S DRAFT FRICKEN RIGHTS!? WTF DANNY YOU IGNORAMOUS.

I Knew the Keyon dooling signing was going to fluck everything up. I just didn't say anything out loud incase it was rewlly going to collapse the team. Jeff is a gonner now obviously, TGEI is now rumored to have signed with the Heat.

Also, why does my phone autocorrect the word heat to best? Conspiracy of sterns mafia no doubt.

Bill Simmons made up the Tgei to the Heat rumor, he has more class than that. If you forget it, Tgei will come for you.

OK then smarty pants......explain the auto correct!?

No you had it right, it's a conspiracy

[Bad-Thoma]

Ok, wait.....you're trying to tell me WE HAVEN'T SECURED TGEI'S DRAFT FRICKEN RIGHTS!? WTF DANNY YOU IGNORAMOUS.

I Knew the Keyon dooling signing was going to fluck everything up. I just didn't say anything out loud incase it was rewlly going to collapse the team. Jeff is a gonner now obviously, TGEI is now rumored to have signed with the Heat.

Also, why does my phone autocorrect the word heat to best? Conspiracy of sterns mafia no doubt.

Bill Simmons made up the Tgei to the Heat rumor, he has more class than that. If you forget it, Tgei will come for you.

OK then smarty pants......explain the auto correct!?

No you had it right, it's a conspiracy

[lon3lytoaster]

Tgei played every character on Lost including the island and the smoke monster.

Rumors have been swirling that Tgei may in fact truly be that smoke monster in real life.

[Egregiousness]

In reality, Tgei is 67 years old, but the due to his ritual injecions of rhino semen and orphan tears he has the appearance of a spry 20 year old man.

[John Locke]

I tried to get Tgei to Iceland. But the plane had to turn around. All the glaciers started melting as he got closer to the country. We even had a volcanic eruption that ended with ashes being spewed in the air, causing all air travel in Europe to stop. Might remember this, happened a few years ago.

[Slax]

Tgei is the only professional basketball player to play, coach, officiate, keep time, sit in the audience, and do color commentary simultaneously.

[Pogue Mahone]

Tgei is the only professional basketball player to play, coach, officiate, keep time, sit in the audience, and do color commentary simultaneously.

I really don't see how you can slight Tgei like that. I am sure your slight was unintentional, and for your sake I hope it was, but he was also the towel boy, sold concessions and, if I am not mistaken, in that particular game he dunked from the three-point line-- opponent's three-point line-- wearing a big foam finger on his hand.

[Cyclical]

This guy tried to emulate Tgei but failed miserably.

[greenmaker]

During my investigation I've found out that Tgei can play PG and C... but not sure if at the same time?? I wonder if he could beat Chuck Norris and count to infinity... 3 times. I have no bloody idea who or what is Tgei but my bet is he's Yeti's reincarnation... same unreachable type of mafaka.
Could someone share this secret... please???

[nic4747]

When Tgei gets within 10 feet of a woman they immediately collapse to the ground, unable to take the Tgeintensity. They also become pregnant with his child. It has been rumored that the entire population of Roxbury ( the manliest suburb of Boston) is consisted of his offspring.

I've also heard the only game he ever lost was when he played all five positions by himself, on both teams. Unfortunity the arena couldn't take it and collapsed

[Darain]

I tried to get Tgei to Iceland. But the plane had to turn around. All the glaciers started melting as he got closer to the country. We even had a volcanic eruption that ended with ashes being spewed in the air, causing all air travel in Europe to stop. Might remember this, happened a few years ago.

Greenland is Ice and Iceland is green

[15th overall]

I tried to get Tgei to Iceland. But the plane had to turn around. All the glaciers started melting as he got closer to the country. We even had a volcanic eruption that ended with ashes being spewed in the air, causing all air travel in Europe to stop. Might remember this, happened a few years ago.

Greenland is Ice and Iceland is green

Locke's from Iceland, he knows the score.