Linas Kleiza is a Father

JV4MVP · Post #1 » by **JV4MVP** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:32 am

So Kleiza got his good "friend" pregnant. Use Google Chrome to translate the article: http://www.15min.lt/naujiena/zmones/lie ... o-3-259255

Here are some pics of her:

Congrats Linas!

djsunyc · Post #2 » by **djsunyc** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:35 am

what is on that dude's tongue?

Post #3 » by **DG88** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:38 am

The dude behind him is hilarious

IvanIV · Post #4 » by **IvanIV** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:41 am

She's so ugly. I see better chicks on the streets of Toronto all the time.

Steve Urkel · Post #5 » by **Steve Urkel** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:41 am

Anyone know how tall she is and what her wingspan is like? We gotta start scouting for 2020.

But seriously, Congrats to Linas!

Truthrising · Post #6 » by **Truthrising** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:46 am

meh .. 5.5/10

dagger · Post #7 » by **dagger** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:50 am

he's not a father yet, though there is a bun in the oven.

But that's not all the Kleiza news from the summer. Seems like he had his licence suspended in July in Lithuania for driving his WHITE BENTLEY at 110 km in a 50 km zone. I love the article. It says he faced a stiffer sentence but the judge imposed "a famous person minimum". He is Gangsta

http://translate.googleusercontent.com/ ... fDRSFqoqTw

dagger · Post #8 » by **dagger** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:50 am

IvanIV wrote:She's so ugly. I see better chicks on the streets of Toronto all the time.

You may see 'em, but I have my doubts they can see you.

J Dilla · Post #9 » by **J Dilla** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:51 am

IvanIV wrote:She's so ugly. I see better chicks on the streets of Toronto all the time.

Sounds about right.

dagger · Post #10 » by **dagger** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:51 am

IvanIV wrote:She's so ugly. I see better chicks on the streets of Toronto all the time.

You may see 'em, but I have my doubts they can see you.

JV4MVP · Post #11 » by **JV4MVP** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 3:53 am

dagger wrote:he's not a father yet, though there is a bun in the oven.

But that's not all the Kleiza news from the summer. Seems like he had his licence suspended in July in Lithuania for driving his WHITE BENTLEY at 110 km in a 50 km zone. I love the article. It says he faced a stiffer sentence but the judge imposed "a famous person minimum". He is Gangsta

http://translate.googleusercontent.com/ ... fDRSFqoqTw

lol... so gangsta

Lol at guys acting like his girl is some normal looking chick. Of course if you walk around such a metropolitan city such as Toronto then you should expect to see x better looking girls. But attractiveness is based on some normal distribution and Linas' girl is def on the right tail. Also, most women are far less attractive in pictures than in real life.

Zeno · Post #12 » by **Zeno** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:03 am

"luxury Bentley driver of the month will have to settle for the status of the passenger"

He won the luxury Bentley driver of the month award! Way to go Linas!

fredericklove · Post #13 » by **fredericklove** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:24 am

His son got himself a rich daddy *tears*

Mister Ze · Post #14 » by **Mister Ze** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:24 am

Dissapointed in Linas, I have a feeling this will be a recurring process during the season.

Prestige · Post #15 » by **Prestige** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:26 am

LOL at that guy sitting behind him in the first pic.

Raps in 4 · Post #16 » by **Raps in 4** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:39 am

dagger wrote:
IvanIV wrote:She's so ugly. I see better chicks on the streets of Toronto all the time.

You may see 'em, but I have my doubts they can see you.

Blackkidwhoa.gif

Raps in 4 · Post #17 » by **Raps in 4** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:40 am

PRESTIGE wrote:LOL at that guy sitting behind him in the first pic.

Klieza himself is a pretty funny looking dude a well. He looks like an Arab terrorist to me, not sure why lol.

Mikestro · Post #18 » by **Mikestro** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 4:43 am

dagger wrote:
IvanIV wrote:She's so ugly. I see better chicks on the streets of Toronto all the time.

You may see 'em, but I have my doubts they can see you.

Winner.

Mister Ze · Post #19 » by **Mister Ze** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 5:17 am

UssjTrunks wrote:
PRESTIGE wrote:LOL at that guy sitting behind him in the first pic.

Klieza himself is a pretty funny looking dude a well. He looks like an Arab terrorist to me, not sure why lol.

I think it's because of the scarf, a lot of Arabs rock it like that.
This dude isn't Arab, but he could almost pass as one here.

s e n s i · Post #20 » by **s e n s i** » Thu Oct 4, 2012 5:40 am

dagger wrote:he's not a father yet, though there is a bun in the oven.

But that's not all the Kleiza news from the summer. Seems like he had his licence suspended in July in Lithuania for driving his WHITE BENTLEY at 110 km in a 50 km zone. I love the article. It says he faced a stiffer sentence but the judge imposed "a famous person minimum". He is Gangsta

http://translate.googleusercontent.com/ ... fDRSFqoqTw

this is excellent. i mean, not that he could've potentially killed someone of course, but this just epitomizes linas kleiza. he's a straight up goon and it carries over to the court (no pun intended). he's the mysterious horn dog too isn't he? i'd actually be surprised if this was his first child considering how he rolls. sometimes dgaf-mided ballers are good to have.

my favourite player on the team