Where Will the Game Evolve To?

[Mobby]

I agree. In fact, why stop at hands? Shoes will no longer be worn because future Ray Allens will be draining 3's with both feet. The genetically altered tongue will become a major part of the game as steals will no longer require using just your hands. And with the explosion of the penis-modification industry, dribbling will become an artform of 3 whirling limbs. But the best part of all this is that people will be able to watch the action on the assfault with their pets.

Excellent. I can't wait for this level.

[Sn0wman]

Outside on the assfault

[Ice Trae]

This thread is hilarious

post game behind the 3 point arc?

Is everyone here stoned?

I LOL'd so damn hard

[DMVleGeND]

I agree. In fact, why stop at hands? Shoes will no longer be worn because future Ray Allens will be draining 3's with both feet. The genetically altered tongue will become a major part of the game as steals will no longer require using just your hands. And with the explosion of the penis-modification industry, dribbling will become an artform of 3 whirling limbs. But the best part of all this is that people will be able to watch the action on the assfault with their pets.

Players will also develop laser beams from their eyes that can zap shots instead of having to block them.

[Bertrob]

OP watch too much Anime.

This is the future of basketball!

[BruceO]

like someone said i think wings like in this day and age lebron and wade should be able to ball handle and initiate offense. gets rid of pg spot as they are essentially doing his duties. i think versatility gives multiple points of attack. i can see a dirk getting off a post three game even now as we speak. i can see better slashes with multiple running release points. rondo already jumps off both feet and finishes with any hand, i see varying release point the next step. spacing also will be key. so the future players will be like lebron, kobe, wade, rose, dirk, rondo.. i can also see more supreme shooters from outside the arch to take advantage of the fact a three pointer is three points, players with gilbert arenas range and more efficiency

[Mamba Venom]

If it evolves into no flopping I will be thrilled

[SunsRback4Good]

I agree. In fact, why stop at hands? Shoes will no longer be worn because future Ray Allens will be draining 3's with both feet. The genetically altered tongue will become a major part of the game as steals will no longer require using just your hands. And with the explosion of the penis-modification industry, dribbling will become an artform of 3 whirling limbs. But the best part of all this is that people will be able to watch the action on the assfault with their pets.

[bballjunkie281]

I thought it was pretty obvious where basketball is going - players are becoming more and more athletic and high-flying. On the other hand, a lot more players need the ball in their hands to be effective, so many teams are not fulfilling their potential with more than one ball. It's simple - flying players + multiple balls = basketball will evolve into Quidditch!