

WHERE:

Yup, at a place we usually book a nice L at:

Is everybody ready for "the embarrassment on national TV, part II"?

These tools here know it and they certainly aren't ready. Tonight is one of those few games in a season where you have to deliver a statement. Having had two crushing losses in a row and playing at a place where we don't even remember what it feels like to win at, this is it for those idiots called the Heat to prove their worth. No excuses are appropriate for another stinker tonight. We forgive you the occasional Bobcats loss or the usual "We almost lost to the Nets"-game every year, but we can't take another punishment on national TV. So queens, let's go to work and redeem ourselves!
Let's not make ourselves look like this anymore:

not even like that:

Let it be a little more like that:

And to all those "fans" who don't fully support this team and every single player, from LeBron to LeJorts, this is for you:

And just for old times' sake:
LET'S.NOT.SUCK.