Basketball trash talk phrases

Theoretic · Post #61 » by **Theoretic** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:01 am

"Your moves are just gay."

Dupp · Post #62 » by **Dupp** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:01 am

"Don't reach young blood"

Brovva Blaqq · Post #63 » by **Brovva Blaqq** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:07 am

Mr. Savage wrote:"You're so ugly, even your mother has to hate you"

"How is your mother doing ? I f*cked her pretty hard last night"

"So is your mother still cleaning the toilets at McDonalds ?"

"Tell your mother I want my 10 dollars back, that blowjob was **** last night"

"Tell your mother to to wipe her **** before I come over tonight"

Hi Darko!

LGND2552 · Post #64 » by **LGND2552** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:10 am

Do I hear bells? Cuz someone's gettin schooled

TruSkool · Post #65 » by **TruSkool** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:26 am

get big!

got 'em, coach!

that's good/wet/splash/money/boom

TaiLs21 · Post #66 » by **TaiLs21** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:07 am

"you teach, i flop."

mattzane227 · Post #67 » by **mattzane227** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:20 am

One time I was emulating my role model Kevin Garnett. After swatting a kid going to the basket I screamed "Get that S-word out of here N-word!" and was beaten mercilessly. I didn't know I couldn't do that.

Hijinks · Post #68 » by **Hijinks** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:27 pm

"S*** my C***! I'll murder your family!" - Jackie Moon

Darain · Post #69 » by **Darain** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:00 pm

You bite, I'll take flight

Momma there goes that man

Hand down, man down

Hands up, so what?

SVictor · Post #70 » by **SVictor** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:00 pm

Iceburg Slim wrote:The spherical object used to play the game of basketball does not commit the sin of untruth!

ROFL.

WangZhiZhiRules · Post #71 » by **WangZhiZhiRules** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:08 pm

"Takin' you baseline all day son"

"You shoot like my grandma"

"Hey, you know the ball is supposed to go IN the basket, right?"

Dagameplaya PnG · Post #72 » by **Dagameplaya PnG** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:15 pm

My jump shot is wet son! I rain on you all day son!, why you even guarding me? you going to get wet son! all day long!! I be soaking these fools on the court! You can't touch me!

orange_juice32 · Post #73 » by **orange_juice32** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:37 pm

usually i try to say something slick disguising it as advice when i yell to a teammate like

after a teammate scores, ill tell him so that everyone can hear "hey thats available all day" or "its that easy"

or "take it from him, he can't dribble". this one's my personal favorite.

"let him have that" when someone's shooting

or just something as simple as yelling mismatch! when i or a teammate have a weak guy on us that our team can exploit

I don't usually say anything directly to the other team unless they say something first.

Sn0wman · Post #74 » by **Sn0wman** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:08 pm

Theoretic wrote:"Your moves are just gay."

BubbaTee · Post #75 » by **BubbaTee** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:44 pm

mattzane227 wrote:One time I was emulating my role model Kevin Garnett. After swatting a kid going to the basket I screamed "Get that S-word out of here N-word!" and was beaten mercilessly. I didn't know I couldn't do that.

Joao Saraiva · Post #76 » by **Joao Saraiva** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:59 pm

I usually go near the guy that's gonna shoot FTs when I don't think it was a foul and tell to a teammate of mine: "don't worry, he'll miss it. Ball don't lie"

It doesn't always work... last night didn't lol

LAKESHOW · Post #77 » by **LAKESHOW** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:02 pm

Take a Suitcase, next time you want to travel!

YFZblu · Post #78 » by **YFZblu** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:04 pm

Sn0wman wrote:
Theoretic wrote:"Your moves are just gay."

LAKESHOW · Post #79 » by **LAKESHOW** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:05 pm

Mr. Savage wrote:"You're so ugly, even your mother has to hate you"

"How is your mother doing ? I f*cked her pretty hard last night"

"So is your mother still cleaning the toilets at McDonalds ?"

"Tell your mother I want my 10 dollars back, that blowjob was **** last night"

"Tell your mother to to wipe her **** before I come over tonight"

lol. Thats trash talk from a 5 foot white guy who cant play!

Avice · Post #80 » by **Avice** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:47 pm

"Is that the sound of me scoring, or your balls dropping?"