Funniest / meanest nicknames for NBA players

DNice68 · Post #21 » by **DNice68** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:06 pm

He's not in the NBA yet but Cody Zeller being nicknamed "The Big Handsome" cracks me up!

Dupp · Post #22 » by **Dupp** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:13 pm

"The fat mamba"

And anyone of lebrons hundred starting with "Le", LeQuit etc.

Bertrob · Post #23 » by **Bertrob** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:16 pm

StatLine wrote:Bustmack Biyombo
Andrea Wastenani/Bustnani

Jabroni

EntropyPR · Post #24 » by **EntropyPR** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:29 pm

Wince.

Goldtop · Post #25 » by **Goldtop** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:32 pm

K1NG wrote:Granny Danger

The Warrior · Post #26 » by **The Warrior** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:40 pm

Andrea Punani

Jaykoolzboy · Post #27 » by **Jaykoolzboy** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:42 pm

Goldtop wrote:
K1NG wrote:Granny Danger

Would be even better if you played Dishonored.

Tron Carter · Post #28 » by **Tron Carter** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:48 pm

MarShon Bricks
Brooke Blopez
Mr. Kardashian

Post #29 » by **Curtis Lemansky** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:10 am

CHA_77_Bobcats wrote:Bad Porn.

This gets my vote. Belongs to the HOF of nicknames.

yaaar · Post #30 » by **yaaar** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:14 am

The meanest is probably when some Boston residents broke in to Bill Russel's house and spray painted the N-word on his wall before taking a poop on his bed.

Joe Curry · Post #31 » by **Joe Curry** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:19 am

So they did what everyone in Boston would love to do , to anyone of color house

Strike for race baiting.

KyletheDingbat · Post #32 » by **KyletheDingbat** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:19 am

Melonoma

DMVleGeND · Post #33 » by **DMVleGeND** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:24 am

Crawful.

Doddage · Post #34 » by **Doddage** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:38 am

KyletheDingbat wrote:Melonoma

Kabookalu · Post #35 » by **Kabookalu** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:50 am

Al Harrington's nickname always made me giggle, No Sharington.

Flash Falcon X · Post #36 » by **Flash Falcon X** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:11 am

How did Corey Magette get the "Bad Porn" nickname? I still don't know despite the fact he played for my Warriors for like 2 years.

Flash Falcon X · Post #37 » by **Flash Falcon X** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:12 am

I'm also not sure who "Dancing Bear" is on the Warriors. Is it Draymond Green? How'd he get that nickname? Is it a RealGM inside joke or is it all over the Internet? I'm slow.

Joe Curry · Post #38 » by **Joe Curry** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:13 am

wouldnt it be Beindris

Frank Dux · Post #39 » by **Frank Dux** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:21 am

Bay Based wrote:How did Corey Magette get the "Bad Porn" nickname? I still don't know despite the fact he played for my Warriors for like 2 years.

something along the lines of "sure there's penetrating and scoring, but there's still something you don't like about it".

HornetJail · Post #40 » by **HornetJail** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:22 am

Actual quote: “Sure, there’s penetration and scoring, but are you really happy with what you’re seeing?”