Howard, you need a name change.

[kingkirk]

Howard, my dear friend.

You're my mentor. One day, i hope i am half the man you are.

As a friend, yes, i am your friend, even if you choose to loathe me, i will refer and mention to acquaintances that you're in fact my friend, i need to raise this.

I know you're a giant Magic fan, and a big Dwight Howard fan. I can only assume your username was created in honour of Dwight and the mass bulging around his shoulders. I don't blame you, he is hawt.

You're really busy with this forum, that you probably haven't noticed Dwight got traded.

Im sorry to break this too you, mate.

In light of this, i would like to see you post in the username change thread, in which you request a new name. I have thought long and hard about this, and have several proposals.

Afflalo Mass

Redick Mass

Nikola Mass

lilojmass

Take this in your stride big man.

Godspeed.

Your friend,

KingCuban.

P.S, please don't warn me for derailing.

[Basti]

Check his twitter to find out that this is his actual name. No reference to Dwight Howard.

Also, check his join date and when Howard was drafted

[alucryts]

I definitely vote for lilojmass. Don't kid yourselves, it IS up for vote.

[Howard Mass]

Kingcuban,

I think Basti's post says it best.

Howard Mass is my real name and has been my RealGM Username since 2001. Damn, I'm getting old.

LOL!

[Basti]

I definitely vote for lilojmass. Don't kid yourselves, it IS up for vote.

[kingkirk]

Howard, don't lie, you legally changed your name and username on realgm to match Dwight Howard.

Your denial of this is disappointing big man

[MalikJoakim24]

LilOjMass gets my vote, do it.

[Howard Mass]

KingCuban and All:

It is the truth. Howard Mass is my REAL name. LOL!

Here is my Twitter: @HomassRealGM
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/howard.mass

Not sure what else I can show you and no way am I posting my Driver's License which has a crappy photo of me.

There is no Username contest. You have to declare a contest or tease one which as you know, I make any user who does this go through with it.

My RealGM name will ALWAYS be my real life name: Howard Mass

[kingkirk]

You're a good sport lilojmass, ill give you that.

[Howard Mass]

LOL!

[ReturnofMVP3]

I was just going to post Big Baby Mass but seems like your real name will do now.

[Dupp]

KingCuban and All:

It is the truth. Howard Mass is my REAL name. LOL!

Here is my Twitter: @HomassRealGM
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/howard.mass

Not sure what else I can show you and no way am I posting my Driver's License which has a crappy photo of me.

There is no Username contest. You have to declare a contest or tease one which as you know, I make any user who does this go through with it.

My RealGM name will ALWAYS be my real life name: Howard Mass

Howard, as you know kingcuban has openly called you a liar in this thread. I think it would only be appropriate to punish him by changing his username to KingJames87 or something along those lines.

[kingkirk]

Howard has already stated that no username contests are allowed unless it is declared.

Please read the thread.

[Dupp]

This isn't a contest, this is punishment for disrespecting the man.

[Howard Mass]

ReturnofMVP3: LOL and Thank you!

Dutuctive Depp: Nah, he's just joking around. You Aussies love to do that. There was no disrespect. I am not so crazy dictator.

BTW: That avatar is kinda borderline. Maybe I need to lay down the hammer?

[Dupp]

*exits thread*

[RIPskaterdude]

Howard, I would like to take this moment to submit my name change in style.

Please switch my name to

I <3 Howard Mass

[Ado05]

Its dog pornography. It should be removed, imo.

[RIPskaterdude]

Adrina_05, please do not derail this thread.

[Howard Mass]

xx_skaterdude_xx:

Adrian05: It is under review.