I was ready to apologize too, but then I read this...
Latest interview with Mike D'Antoni:
Interviewer: What do you attribute your recent win streak to?
D'Antoni: Steve Nash
Interviewer: Heh, heh... Yes, it must be nice to have him back, but he has only played in 2 of the 5 games you've won... Can you identify any other factors that might have contributed to the streak?
D'Antoni: Stevie Nashy-Nash
Interviewer: Er, Ok... Pau looked much more in synch with the offense on Christmas. Can you outline some of the adjustments you made to get Pau more involved?
D'Antoni: Nashty!
Interviewer: ...........There were a lot of questions about Lakers Defense under your system, but it looks like the defensive intensity and execution seems to have improved. Is this part of your game planning or is it just a matter of players adjusting to each other and the system?
D'Antoni: Like Grandma D'Antoni always used to say: "What's good for the Goose, is good for Steve Nash"....
Interviewer: I... But... Ahem... Howard's free throw shooting looks to be much improved. But the ball doesn't seem to get to him as often as one would expect. Is this by design, or are you planning to make him more of a focal point for the offense as he works himself back in shape?
D'Antoni: Howard who? Do you mean perhaps, Steve Nash?
Interviewer: Uhh... Ok, we know Steve Nash is instrumental in your system, but what have you been doing in practice to get the rest of the team in synch? How did you prepare them for Nash's return from injury?
D'Antoni: We talkin' 'bout Practice now? Practice?!....... Not Steve Nash, not Steve Nash, not Steve Nash... But Practice?
Interviewer: Yes, well... Let's try one final question before we let you get back to you're intensive coaching responsibilities... Kobe has been taking an awful lot of shots lately... Is this by design? If not, what do you plan to do to reign that in?
D'Antoni: I believe that was two questions.
Interviewer: Ok, two questions then... Can you answer one or the other or any combination you may be so inclined to address? Really, at this point, it doesn't much matter...
D'Antoni: ..............
Interviewer: Mike?
D'Antoni: ..........Nash-Tradomus!!!
Interviewer: **** it! (Hurls mic at cameraman and exits the practice facility Gangnam Style.)
Never have rice at Hanzo's house...