Sedale Threatt wrote:Another Large Penis story, relayed by a colleague of mine.
NBA reporter is in the Houston Rockets locker room in the 1980s. He spies Billy "The Whopper" Paultz walking out of the locker room. His shock registers on his face, to which Moses Malone responded, "Now you know why we call him The Whopper."
this story is even better when you think about how it would sound in moses' actual voice