Commy Thread XXXV: Period in the Morning.

Jetset · Post #301 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:28 am

miggs wrote:
TyCobb wrote:lol I've got a med card too guy.

yea but i bet you also got a REAL reason for it, like a broken heart or something

damn i miss this

Post #302 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:50 am

http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/201 ... e-met-her/

Doormatt · Post #303 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:52 am

ennui · Post #304 » by **ennui** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:54 am

TyCobb wrote:http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/01/16/lennay-kekua-manti-teos-fake-dead-girlfriend-was-real-says-arizona-cardinals-fullback-reagan-mauia-who-claims-to-have-met-her/

how deep does the rabbit hole go?

Post #305 » by **Kilroy** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:57 am

Oh, Jesus...

Post #306 » by **Slava** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:58 am

Did all the Samoans decide to get high at the same time?

Jetset · Post #307 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:00 am

dunno but i'm sure that guy is either retarted or is covering for manti, which in any event he's retarted. te'o and notre dame are saying the chick didn't exist and te'o was hoaxed, this guy is saying the girl did exist. not a good look.

Jetset · Post #308 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:01 am

Post #309 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:02 am

Post #310 » by **Kilroy** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:06 am

The titles of on this crap are longer than most articles...

Doormatt · Post #311 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:12 am

honestly hes probably gay. what better way to cover up why you dont hit on girls or ever hook up with anyone - you have a girlfriend who lives somewhere else and then all of a sudden dies. he could play the "its too soon" card whenever people bring up chicks.

ennui · Post #312 » by **ennui** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:14 am

kinda feel bad for him if hes gay tbh

Post #313 » by **Slava** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:15 am

Teo got no idea how fked he is! The internet is just warming up

:rofl:

Jetset · Post #314 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:19 am

Doormatt wrote:honestly hes probably gay. what better way to cover up why you dont hit on girls or ever hook up with anyone - you have a girlfriend who lives somewhere else and then all of a sudden dies. he could play the "its too soon" card whenever people bring up chicks.

nd students say he banged chicks. plus he's apparently a mormon which frowns on homosexuality.

but i'll admit that's the only way this even makes a shred of sense. so if he is gay he has to explain why he lied about his religion.

Jetset · Post #315 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:23 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:

Teo got no idea how fked he is! The internet is just warming up

they'd better have quite the story planned out, and i mean right down a t. because if te'o isn't making sense then nd is going to have a chitstorm that they can't possibly handle and te'o will have all but cost himself a few rounds in the draft, if he even gets drafted. one nfc scout has already anonymously said that they'll be scratching him off their draft board.

Post #316 » by **Slava** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:26 am

I highly doubt he goes undrafted while being such a highly rated player. People in much worse situations and criminal histories are doing fine in pro sports.

Doormatt · Post #317 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:29 am

regardless it could go down as one of the biggest hoaxes in the history of college sports. can only imagine the **** storm that would be happening if he actually won the heisman.

Jetset · Post #318 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:32 am

vontaze burfict - 1st round talent, 7th round selection. why? because he had character issues. these are character issues if i've ever seen any. plus te'o's just overrated imo.

Post #319 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:33 am

He didn't get drafted. He just beasted as a FA for the Bengals.

Jetset · Post #320 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:33 am

Doormatt wrote:regardless it could go down as one of the biggest hoaxes in the history of college sports. can only imagine the **** storm that would be happening if he actually won the heisman.

reggie bush x10000