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Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom

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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#161 » by The_Hater » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:07 pm

JWiLL02 wrote:I went to Leo's basketball camp when I was younger (my coach at the time was an instructor). It was hilarious to hear him preach about team basketball, trusting your team mates, etc. as being the most important aspect of the game, then turn around and play in the coaches game like the biggest blackhole I've ever seen.

Every possession he'd post up and back down, attempting either a hook or a fadeaway with little success. It was hilarious to watch, he didn't pass the ball a single time in 20+ minutes.


For the record, Leo's best attribute as an NCAA player was his passing and ballhandling. It's the biggest reason he was a 1st round NBA pick as he was considered an elite passer for his size.

None of this changes my opinion on Leo which is he's still an egotistical blowhard but I just thought I'd point that out.
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#162 » by TheMainEvent » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:15 pm

It's times like this I wish I had the option of changing usernames on here.

Oh, well. I guess there are worse things than being mistaken for a creepy stalker.

I laughed at the stories, though, so thanks for that :)
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#163 » by Jay Sherman » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:18 pm

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Jay Sherman wrote:One time I saw Leo and called him by the wrong name. He glared daggers through me.

Mainevent those stories can't be real dude.


I have to ask. What did you call him?


Lenny Rootins. We were at an intersection and I looked up because hes a really tall dude and I thought it would be hilarious and thats the first thing that came to my head. He did not think it was funny, in fact he did not even reply. All he did was whip his head around and stare daggers through me.
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#164 » by gamer4Life » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:25 pm

TheMainEvent wrote:It's times like this I wish I had the option of changing usernames on here.

Oh, well. I guess there are worse things than being mistaken for a creepy stalker.


OK, you're not a creepy stalker.

Give us the pics and the Antonio Davis story now. :lol:
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#165 » by Phenomenologist » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:25 pm

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Phenomenologist wrote:

Sarcasm and irony are not synonymous. Sarcasm can and often does employ irony; it didn't, however, in this case. An ironic expression is an expression whose literal meaning is the opposite of its intended meaning, i.e. the meaning the speaker intended to convey.

Thus, assuming the stories are made up, and for the reason you say, if what he were saying was said ironically, then his intended meaning would be that Leo (and LeBron etc..) are actually great guys. That clearly wouldn't be the intended meaning of such a display, though; the intended meaning would be, as you say, just that we're morons and need to settle down. In other words, in this case it would be mockery, sarcasm, etc. but not irony.


No, Sakic has it right. Irony is a satirical device. MainEvent's satirical piece employed Irony as it's satirical device. It wasn't mockery, because mockery is explicit...and sarcasm is just a form of Irony.

Main's telling the tale where he describes Leo, etc as the terrible evils, but the implication is that the Fans are the problem, and not these celebs. Brilliant use of Irony.


Nope. For one, my point in saying that it was mockery is that sarcasm is always cutting, mocking, derisive, etc. (whereas irony does not have to be. In fact, irony can be used for the just the opposite purpose: to commiserate with someone). But, more than that, saying that "sarcasm is a form of irony" only supports my point re: the two being distinguishable concepts (which they are). The poster, assuming the stories were made up for that reason, is being satirical, and employing sarcasm in the process.

I actually think that saying, "sarcasm is a form of irony" is misleading. It's more that sarcasm can and often does employ irony. Distinguishing the concepts in this way prevents the implication of what I think is an incorrect inheritance relationship (i.e. from irony to sarcasm).

The other thing: irony often arises organically, and is simply a way that we, as humans, choose to frame a situation (for dramatic effect). Alternatively, sarcasm is always constructed, in order to express something in a mocking, derisive, cutting, etc. way, i.e. exactly what the poster would have been doing.

Finally: as I said in my last post, irony occurs when the literal meaning of an expression is the opposite of its intended meaning, BUT it can also occur without respect to expressions at all, and just to states of affair, whereas sarcasm needs language (and, in particular, vocal intonation*) to be conveyed.

It's a subtle distinction, but if you're going to deride others for not picking up on something, you should probably get that something right.

*This is precisely why many readers would not have picked up on it assuming it were sarcasm.
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#166 » by booyah_child » Thu Feb 7, 2013 9:42 pm

Came for the Leo stories, stayed for the lulz, left learning about the differences between sarcasm and irony
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#167 » by dTox » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:04 pm

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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#168 » by goodjoey » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:17 pm

man this thread is amazing.
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Post#169 » by Chuck Newhouse » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:20 pm

Take it to da bucket and don't settle for da jumper...is what I once told Chuck Swirsky that Leo needed to be beaten if he said it again and he actually seemed to stop saying it.

Him and Rod Black are like a half-time cheeseball torture chamber...the reason ff needed to be invented.
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#170 » by torontoaces04 » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:30 pm

You're all weird as ****, and some of your stories creep the **** out of me.
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#171 » by Chuck Newhouse » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:54 pm

lolwut wrote:After the game tonight, I bumped into this tall guy on the street near the ACC. When I realized it was Leo Rautins, I got startled and jumped in excitement.

He said, "Don't leave your feet" and then walked away.


You had a chance for gold...the line should have been "Don't leave your feet before you make a pass"...and then we made out:)
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#172 » by Mikestro » Thu Feb 7, 2013 10:57 pm

After reading through this whole thread, all I have to say is: dafuq?
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#173 » by The Main Event » Thu Feb 7, 2013 11:26 pm

I have a basketball game tonight at 9pm at HoopDome and then am going downtown to party in this snowstorm. I will post the Antonio Davis story tommorow.
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#174 » by Chuck Newhouse » Thu Feb 7, 2013 11:33 pm

I have a quick A.D. story...I used to date his kids nanny. He moved her up here from Indianapolis to live with them. This was just a few weeks after he joined the Raps. I had his home number and talked to him and Kendra a few times when I called for Teri. In case your wondering she was 22, very cool and friendly, above average looking redhead but I'm so shallow I had to move on after a few dates because I couldn't get past how much hair she had on her forearms.

Side note...she told me that part of the deal to sign him was he wouldn't play for the Raps unless they took the dinosaur of the jerseys.
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#175 » by Meeks » Fri Feb 8, 2013 12:47 am

Posting to be a part of history. Epic thread.
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#176 » by First Step » Fri Feb 8, 2013 1:35 am

torontoaces04 wrote:You're all weird as ****, and some of your stories creep the **** out of me.


I personally don't see what's so creepy about the story?

MainEvent is a basketball fan, he sees Leo, says Hi to Leo, who doesn't really engage much with a smile.

He sees him again and tells Leo he's a big fan of his, to which Leo punks him. He embarrasses Leo by yelling out his name. That would be hilarious. What's Leo going to do?

Sherm story isn't too weird. He wanted to talk basketball with Sherm because Sherm does recaps of the games on TV. Sherm smiled at him on the escalator, and as he mentioned he got excited as the "endorphin's" had been running wild.

Then he makes it look like he's just another guy getting fruit, and pops the question to about Bargnani.

Leo and Sherm are celebrities. They wear nice suits, and get payed well to be TV personalities. With that job comes the responsibility to understand that their profiles are subject to scrutiny.
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#177 » by Natural11 » Fri Feb 8, 2013 1:47 am

The Main Event wrote:I once ran into Leo at the Longos at MLS. I gave it the friendly, "Hey Leo!. He gives it the head whip, and the nod, but zero smile. Like he was too cool to smile at person acknowledging his presence in this world.
Anyways, I continue with my grocery shop when half way through, as fate would have it, I come into the same aisle at Leo who is inspecting items as he pulls them from the shelf. I subtely creep closer to him with my kart. Without making eye contact I tell him in a low voice that im a big fan. Startled, he whips his head at me and tells me to more or less go **** myself. I realized that he had taken my comment in the low tone in a creepy manner so i frantically began to explain how i had only said it like that so as not to attract the attention of other unknowing passerbys. SO at this point he is wheeling his cart down the aisle faster then normal, when i literally yell out at the top of my lungs, `HEY EVERYBODY! ITS LEO RAUTINS!!` He freezes in his tracks, gives it the slow look around and realizes nobody has heard nor cared.

This guy has an ego the size of a watermelon and his commentating if reflective of this.


Not everyone wants to smile at creepy weirdos at the grocery store, fan or not. Who yells in a grocery store?
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#178 » by pape-a-bonner » Fri Feb 8, 2013 3:55 am

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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#179 » by Kurtz » Fri Feb 8, 2013 4:05 am

Phenomenologist wrote:
Sarcasm and irony are not synonymous. Sarcasm can and often does employ irony; it didn't, however, in this case. An ironic expression is an expression whose literal meaning is the opposite of its intended meaning, i.e. the meaning the speaker intended to convey.

It's a subtle distinction, but if you're going to deride others for not picking up on something, you should probably get that something right.

*This is precisely why many readers would not have picked up on it assuming it were sarcasm.


Sarcasm is always a form of irony. It doesn't exist without Irony, even if it is a concept of it's own. Therefore, if I call something Irony, and you state that no, it's Sarcasm, you cannot be correct. Even if something is Sarcasm (which, in this case, it is not), it must therefore also be Irony.

But before you offer another long-winded retort, I must tell you, dear fellow, that your argument is not with me but with Dictionary.com, and the myriad of English professors across the globe.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm?s=t
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Re: Leo Rautins Has Hit Rock Bottom 

Post#180 » by AntonioDavis » Fri Feb 8, 2013 4:12 am

Allow me to coin new meme

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