"You Trying To Get The Pipe?"

SashaTheMachine · Post #1 » by **SashaTheMachine** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:06 am

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1539 ... r#comments

In news that more than compensates for a particularly boring 2013 NBA trade deadline, Deadspin is reporting that New York Knicks sixth man J.R. Smith sent a provocative direct message to a high-school senior via Twitter last month.

Well, of course he did. He's J.R. Smith, after all.

No stranger to regrettable lapses of judgment when it comes to social media, Smith's latest blunder came complete with a hilariously poor effort to cover his tracks.

Beyond the Buzzer chronicled Smith's not-so-subtle proposition and thoroughly inadequate attempt to fool his online followers into thinking his offer of "the pipe" was meant to be taken literally.

zronv7 · Post #2 » by **zronv7** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:10 am

RunSunRun · Post #3 » by **RunSunRun** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:11 am

Well, if she's an 18 year old high school senior...

However, if she's a 16 year old high school senior.... /prison smilie

[GR] · Post #4 » by **[GR]** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:11 am

If she's 18, it's all good.

17 is also legal in NY.

Not a story.

therealbig3 · Post #5 » by **therealbig3** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:13 am

[GR] wrote:If she's 18, it's all good.

17 is also legal in NY.

Not a story.

Nobody's questioning the legality of it, a high school senior is legal, sure.

It's just weird and creepy as hell, and hilarious at the same time.

MoneyInDaBank07 · Post #6 » by **MoneyInDaBank07** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:17 am

It's probably Chris Hansen trying to catfish J.R.

HotRocks34 · Post #7 » by **HotRocks34** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:19 am

Mark Sanchez approves of that string of messages.

Post #8 » by **DefenseWins** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:19 am

Why are the times so different? It wasn't a one shot convo or... he kept talking to her through out the day? lol

Inevitable · Post #9 » by **Inevitable** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:19 am

*Posts Ray Allen's tweet that was supposed to be a direct message*

Lamak · Post #10 » by **Lamak** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:20 am

Gotta love how straight to the point JR is. :lol:

RunSunRun · Post #11 » by **RunSunRun** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:20 am

Also, how badly have you failed as a parent if your teenage daughter is propositioning J.R. Smith of all people on twitter?

Son : "Hey dad, I saw sis trying to hook up with a Knicks player on twitter"
Dad : "What?!?!?" /rage
Dad : /calms down "Well she is old enough to make her own decisions, maybe he'll make her happy, there's some classy guys on the Knicks"
Son : "Dad....it's J.R. Smith"
Dad : "...." /flips over table, rages, drinks 10 bottles of liquor, crashes car into tree, publicly urinates on police officer, death by cop

BKAY · Post #12 » by **BKAY** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:21 am

Someone get his latest Instagram pic pure gold

blocks · Post #13 » by **blocks** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:22 am

Age of consent in PA is 16. So he's fine legally anyway.

And yeah he posted this on Instagram today:

The Laker Kid · Post #14 » by **The Laker Kid** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:26 am

What does "pipe" mean?

Totem · Post #15 » by **Totem** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:30 am

This should be meme. Any time someone says something moderately nice/encouraging you should reply with 'you trying to get the pipe?'.

nosfan1019 · Post #16 » by **nosfan1019** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:44 am

momo124 wrote:This should be meme. Any time someone says something moderately nice/encouraging you should reply with 'you trying to get the pipe?'.

Kinda similar to this meme huh?

Bucked19 · Post #17 » by **Bucked19** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:50 am

Glad he got to the point,don't want to waste your time having a pointless convo

rockmanslim · Post #18 » by **rockmanslim** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:53 pm

Somebody made a T-shirt for it :laugh:

http://deadspin.com/j-r-smiths-twitter- ... -461167173

MaceCase · Post #19 » by **MaceCase** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:02 pm

Here I thought that the reason this thread was dug up was to confirm to us all that yes, she did get the pipe.

Nowitness · Post #20 » by **Nowitness** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:02 pm

Totem wrote:This should be meme. Any time someone says something moderately nice/encouraging you should reply with 'you trying to get the pipe?'.

Just made this: