Create an excuse as to why Casey plays Andrea

[raptor95]

Ibtl.... Oh a mod made this silly ass thread, no need to worry board

Smh

you've been suspended before for backseat modding. don't you learn? - yogi

[MEDIC]

Le Doug takes shot at Casey:

Doug, at what point does Casey give Barngnani's minutes to someone else? almost zeros across the stat sheet in 2 of the past 3 games, and 0.285 shooting in the last 5.

Posted by: Paul C. | March 01, 2013 at 08:29 AM

@Paul C. I'm thinking Bargnani's minutes will be limited or eliminated completely unless, of course, we need a rebounding matchup against the mighty Luke Walton with the game on the line.

[wolfv]

It's just one of "Caey's Commandments" - Thou shalt play no other bigs before the great Bargnificus

[Coconut]

He structures his rotation alphabetically, first names only. Why do you think Alan Anderson gets such important minutes, or Aaron Gray started more than a dozen games?

Wow this makes so much sense. It explains everything.

[YogiStewart]

sort of off topic but how bad was the booing of Andrea at the Knicks game?

I hope it gets worse tonight

thank god your parents didn't buy you a ticket to any of the upcoming games.

[Neutral 123]

Le Doug takes shot at Casey:

Doug, at what point does Casey give Barngnani's minutes to someone else? almost zeros across the stat sheet in 2 of the past 3 games, and 0.285 shooting in the last 5.

Posted by: Paul C. | March 01, 2013 at 08:29 AM

@Paul C. I'm thinking Bargnani's minutes will be limited or eliminated completely unless, of course, we need a rebounding matchup against the mighty Luke Walton with the game on the line.

Meh, you have to still wonder how much BC is pulling the strings with Andrea still.

[Big Shot]

Yeah, it must be BC's idea to put Bargs against Luke Walton. Casey is not that stupid.

[yvehs]

Our 27 year old center needs minutes to develop. He's practically a baby out there.

[Vorticity]

He structures his rotation alphabetically, first names only. Why do you think Alan Anderson gets such important minutes, or Aaron Gray started more than a dozen games?

Wow this makes so much sense. It explains everything.

Genius!

[Orsk]

My ONLY theory as to why he is playing Bargs in the 4th, not playing Val in the 4th, giving JL3 and AA certain minutes, green light to shoot, terrible offense, terrible rotations etc, is that he is throwing games. At the back of my mind there is a niggle that says Casey is purposely putting us in a position to not win games, they dont want us in the playoffs, we need to be in the lottery so that stern can fix it and we can win the #1 pick for Shabazz. It also explains the small ball, getting us used to playing that way, so that we can run with a lineup of;

Lowry
DD
Shabazz
Gay
Val

We were probably originally lined up for Wiggins, big name Canadian, could of been lots of money involved there if we became a big time team, but then the buzz started to take off about him being the next lebron, and they decided he was too good to put here, watch him end up in LA after they miss the playoffs next year with Kobe / Nash retiring, Pau being done and maybe even Dwight leaving.

[suntzuballin]

illumanti no doubt

[mrsocko]

Casey's plan has worked to perfection. No Raptor Player had ever set a world record before tonight.

Only 7 footer in History to play 33 minutes and get 0 rebounds.

He has been playing Bargs as much as possible to set NBA records too, such as the record for fewest rebounds per 36 in history(for any player over five foot 6). Other NBA records possible are salary dollars per rebound and most games with 0 points. He doesn't need to break some of the records he has already set such as fewest calories expended per game and amount of carbon dioxide emitted through your open mouth.

Andrea is most proud of the record Italy has set for county with the fewest 7 footers to play in the NBA what with him being the first(and last).

Andrea already has his next careeer move planned after he has the most records in NBA history. He plans to star in a series of Spagetti Zombie movies.

[Dan2087]

He structures his rotation alphabetically, first names only. Why do you think Alan Anderson gets such important minutes, or Aaron Gray started more than a dozen games?

Wow this makes so much sense. It explains everything.

Genius!

I love the analysis here - its pretty much bang on

1st group - the 'go-to' guys. The All Stars
Aaron Grey (bonus points for the double A in the first name)
Alan Anderson (bonus points for first AND last name)
Andrea Bargnani (bonus points for correct sequence - A-B)
Amir Johnson

2nd group - the exception to the rule that will throw the opponents off
John Lucas III

3rd group - I have to play you because of your contract
Rudy Gay
Kyle Lowry
Demar Derozan
Landry Fields

Sorry Terrence, Sebastian and Quincy - your at the bottom of the list, you must be our worst players. I cant even pronounce your last name Jonas so obviously your out