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OT: Not enough piss on the bathroom floors at Rogers Centre?

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OT: Not enough piss on the bathroom floors at Rogers Centre? 

Post#1 » by LittleOzzy » Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:25 am

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Promoters of minor league sports teams are known to be whizzes at marketing. But the Lehigh Valley IronPigs have come up with a way to take that effort to a new level — specifically, the groin.

The team this season will have video games activated by men and boys urinating. And the Pigs have managed to pair the games with men's health messages.

It's a marketing dream that, in a sublimely appropriate match, will occur in Coca-Cola Park.

The owners of the urinal gaming system say the east Allentown ballpark will be the first sports arena anywhere to have the game. Lehigh Valley Urology Specialty Care will provide the marketing messages.

"It's real," said Jon Schaeffer, director of new media for the IronPigs. "It's been months in the making."

One game console will be installed in each of the three field-level men's rooms and another will be in the men's room on the club level. The virtual action will be on a video screen above and separate from the urinal, where the real action takes place.

It works this way: As a patron approaches the urinal, sensors detect his presence. A quick video or message appears on the screen, but as the individual steps forward, it's "bladder up." The game kicks in. The sensors track the individual's stream, and when that stream hits a target, points are earned. The first will be a downhill skiing game where the goal is to hit penguins. Now, those must be some angry birds.

Captive Media, the British company that created the system, said an average game lasts around 55 seconds. Seem long? Not when you consider that the park sells 32-ounce Cokes and beers to help you wash down your peanuts and Cracker Jacks.

After getting their score — and washing their hands — players can enter a code on a smartphone and report their score. They then can view their position on a leaderboard online, and high scores will be displayed in real time on digital boards in the stadium.

"An ordinary, boring trip to the washroom becomes the highlight of the evening," said Ed Gundrum, an international salesman for Captive Media.

The game is in operation in bars and clubs in 13 countries, mostly in Europe, though a nationally known chain of bars will soon have the game in its men's rooms. Gundrum declined to name the chain.


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Seriously... it's a fun idea.... but completely terrible at the same time.

Bathrooms at sporting events are normally horrible after the first 15 minutes. We as men are pigs, and the floor gets gross. I can't imagine how bad it will be with people waiving their dicks all over the place.
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Re: OT: Not enough piss on the bathroom floors at Rogers Cen 

Post#2 » by SharoneWright » Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:29 am

"An ordinary, boring trip to the washroom becomes the highlight of the evening," said Ed Gundrum, an international salesman for Captive Media.


LOL. This sales guy certainly knows his ABC's....
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Re: OT: Not enough piss on the bathroom floors at Rogers Cen 

Post#3 » by gei » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:41 am

LittleOzzy wrote:Bathrooms at sporting events are normally horrible after the first 15 minutes. We as men are pigs, and the floor gets gross. I can't imagine how bad it will be with people waiving their dicks all over the place.

Seriously? I find the ACC washrooms to be more than reasonably clean for the duration of any Raps/Leafs game. Granted things are usually not quite as nice at the skydome, but it's far from "horrible".
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Post#4 » by Chevy Chase » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:39 am

I'm more of a low tech guy. Just give me a chinese restaurant with a bucket of ice in the urinal.


Now the Female version of this game should be awesome!
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Re: OT: Not enough piss on the bathroom floors at Rogers Cen 

Post#5 » by satyr9 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:42 pm

I hope there comes a day when the jockish competitive types are at these things and grabbing each others dicks to teach them the finer points of a wrist-flick double-combo spray (sounds real doesn't it?), then I'll know our society has finally progressed to a higher plane of consciousness.

There was a tv something somewhere with the quote, "more than two shakes and you're playing with it." They need that in their ad followed by, "I know and I'm lovin' it" with orgasmo face, but from watching himself pee on digital penguins. I love the crazy world we live in.

And the female version of the game should be more like tetris. :P
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Re: OT: Not enough piss on the bathroom floors at Rogers Cen 

Post#6 » by Lateral Quicks » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:59 pm

LittleOzzy wrote:Seriously... it's a fun idea.... but completely terrible at the same time.

Bathrooms at sporting events are normally horrible after the first 15 minutes. We as men are pigs, and the floor gets gross. I can't imagine how bad it will be with people waiving their dicks all over the place.


Actually Ozzie this kind of thing is designed to prevent filthy washrooms. Instead of peeing on the floor, guys now have an incentive to "keep it in the bowl" to obtain a higher score.

This kind of thing is motivated by behavioural economics. You may have seen a similar urinal concept with a lifelike image of a fly deadcenter; studies showed that bad aim decreased significantly because guys were trying to hit the fly.
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Re: OT: Not enough piss on the bathroom floors at Rogers Cen 

Post#7 » by YogiStewart » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:49 pm

Chevy Chase wrote:I'm more of a low tech guy. Just give me a chinese restaurant with a bucket of ice in the urinal.


dude....
one summer, i'm at Congee Star. i go to take a piss. someone filled the urinal nice and full with ice. i start to pee and you know how ice cube machines make those square ice cubes, but one side is concave? my stream hit that side of the cube and i got a perfect spray of my own urine all over my shorts.

fun times!
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Post#8 » by Gibby » Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:15 pm

How do people miss the urinal and piss on the floor? During all my years of school and being at events I never once missed the urinal and I was pretty hammered at times.
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Re: OT: Not enough piss on the bathroom floors at Rogers Cen 

Post#9 » by ontnut » Mon Apr 1, 2013 9:01 pm

YogiStewart wrote:
Chevy Chase wrote:I'm more of a low tech guy. Just give me a chinese restaurant with a bucket of ice in the urinal.


dude....
one summer, i'm at Congee Star. i go to take a piss. someone filled the urinal nice and full with ice. i start to pee and you know how ice cube machines make those square ice cubes, but one side is concave? my stream hit that side of the cube and i got a perfect spray of my own urine all over my shorts.

fun times!

Apparently you'd be bad at this new game, Yogi.

Spray and pray is a thing of the past now, y'know?
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Re: OT: Not enough piss on the bathroom floors at Rogers Cen 

Post#10 » by Chevy Chase » Mon Apr 1, 2013 10:28 pm

Now i've got a hankering for Congee. Prefer Congee Queen myself.
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Re: OT: Not enough piss on the bathroom floors at Rogers Cen 

Post#11 » by sanity » Mon Apr 1, 2013 10:36 pm

If you have enough beers, swaying and pissing all over the floor is pretty standard. That being said, this idea scares me, not because of the dirty piss everywhere, but the awkward bathroom conversations and cheering that can happen as a result. I want my private time!
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Re: OT: Not enough piss on the bathroom floors at Rogers Cen 

Post#12 » by Ado05 » Mon Apr 1, 2013 10:41 pm

Yeah, imagine theres a guy next to you, and you're both waiving your dicks around trying to get a high score. Awkward....
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Re: OT: Not enough piss on the bathroom floors at Rogers Cen 

Post#13 » by bballsparkin » Tue Apr 2, 2013 9:44 pm

I agree, with the two posts above me. I just want to head in do my business and get out. Private time indeed.

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