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Post #781 » by **fatlever** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:04 am

LamarMatic7 wrote:new Louis CK special just came out. some funny stuff.

who are everyone's current favorite stand-up comedians?

bill burr
aziz
louis ck
jim gaffigan
chappelle (when active)

those are probably my top 5 at the moment.

Post #782 » by **fatlever** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:05 am

great masters today. very deserved major for scott. i know the aussies are happy to finally get a green jacket.

Post #783 » by **BigSlam** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:08 am

fatlever wrote:great masters today. very deserved major for scott. i know the aussies are happy to finally get a green jacket.

Liver_Pooty · Post #784 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:20 am

fatlever wrote:
LamarMatic7 wrote:new Louis CK special just came out. some funny stuff.

who are everyone's current favorite stand-up comedians?

bill burr
aziz
louis ck
jim gaffigan
chappelle (when active)

those are probably my top 5 at the moment.

Rob Delaney

Post #785 » by **fatlever** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:26 am

BigSlam wrote:
fatlever wrote:great masters today. very deserved major for scott. i know the aussies are happy to finally get a green jacket.

i still hate the long putter though

Post #786 » by **Diop** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:58 am

fatlever wrote:
LamarMatic7 wrote:new Louis CK special just came out. some funny stuff.

who are everyone's current favorite stand-up comedians?

bill burr
aziz
louis ck
jim gaffigan
chappelle (when active)

those are probably my top 5 at the moment.

a new favourite of mine is a weird Aussie guy Sam Simmons. His shows are so hilariously awkward.

I think he's going to be on Workaholics (he hinted in his tweets) and has just moved to the US for work, he might be popping up on your screens a bit more.

LamarMatic7 · Post #787 » by **LamarMatic7** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:51 pm

I would definitely have Ricky Gervais on my list, fats.

W_HAMILTON wrote:
LamarMatic7 wrote:new Louis CK special just came out. some funny stuff.

He's still better than most, but his special last night didn't seem as good as his other ones.

I agree as I was a bit disappointed.

Liver_Pooty · Post #788 » by **Liver_Pooty** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:49 pm

Praying for those at Boston Marathon.

HornetJail · Post #789 » by **HornetJail** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:34 pm

This kind of **** is depressing. It really is depressing that there are people out there who live to do these kinds of things.

countryboi · Post #790 » by **countryboi** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:35 pm

fatlever wrote:
LamarMatic7 wrote:new Louis CK special just came out. some funny stuff.

who are everyone's current favorite stand-up comedians?

bill burr
aziz
louis ck
jim gaffigan
chappelle (when active)

those are probably my top 5 at the moment.

Jim gaffigan
Kevin hart
Patrice o Neal...rip
Louis ck

Post #791 » by **BigSlam** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:40 pm

Liver_Pooty wrote:Praying for those at Boston Marathon.

vorbis · Post #792 » by **vorbis** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:59 pm

friend of mine finished 8 minutes before the bombing. he had people offering him their spare bedrooms up and down the street for hours. in the morning, the restaurant where he had a reservation for early dinner (didn't go, obviously) still had uncleared tables on their patio, with bills on the table, a few wallets. untouched. people had bolted and nobody ever bothered cleaning up.

crazy things happen in those situations. i was in cairo in 2009 when there was a big bombing in the khan el-khalili market to protest israel's bombing of gaza. i was on my way back to my hotel from that very market when the bombing happened. dumb luck.

Snidely FC · Post #793 » by **Snidely FC** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:35 pm

For the soccer fans:

If the Barclays Premier League was a classroom.

►1. LIVERPOOL is a child who is very proud of the academic achievements of his grandfather.
►2. MANCHESTER UNITED is a boy who just performs in the final exams and tops the class.
►3. MANCHESTER CITY is a spoiled child who spends money on expensive books but is never interested in reading them.
►4. ARSENAL is a boy who used to be top of the class but dropped down because he had to sell his books due to financial problems.
He tries hard but fails to come out on top.
►5. TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR is a girl who gets decent marks on 1 specific subject. She always finishes behind Arsenal.
►6. CHELSEA is a boy who fails and blames his teachers then his family finds a new teacher for himevery year.

http://jokideo.com/if-barclays-premier-league-would-have-been-a-class-room/

TheKingofSting · Post #794 » by **TheKingofSting** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:53 am

Liver_Pooty wrote:Praying for those at Boston Marathon.

TheKingofSting · Post #795 » by **TheKingofSting** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:56 am

countryboi wrote:
fatlever wrote:
LamarMatic7 wrote:new Louis CK special just came out. some funny stuff.

who are everyone's current favorite stand-up comedians?

bill burr
aziz
louis ck
jim gaffigan
chappelle (when active)

those are probably my top 5 at the moment.

Jim gaffigan
Kevin hart
Patrice o Neal...rip
Louis ck

What about Katt Williams??

countryboi · Post #796 » by **countryboi** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:58 am

Kemba2Hendo wrote:
countryboi wrote:
fatlever wrote:[quote="LamarMatic7"]new Louis CK special just came out. some funny stuff.

who are everyone's current favorite stand-up comedians?

bill burr
aziz
louis ck
jim gaffigan
chappelle (when active)

those are probably my top 5 at the moment.

Jim gaffigan
Kevin hart
Patrice o Neal...rip
Louis ck

What about Katt Williams??[/quote]

I love him but he has some serious addiction issues and is blowing off shows..that's just not cool

Benjamin Linus · Post #797 » by **Benjamin Linus** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:13 pm

Current comedians...

Louis CK
Bill Burr
Dave Attell
Russell Peters
Greg Fitzsimmons

HM: Benson, Stanhope, Norton, Joe Rogan

penquin11 · Post #798 » by **penquin11** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:22 pm

playing NBA 2k13 my player, just got drafted #1 by the Hornets, Im sort of surprised because I have done better in the rookie showcase and been passed up by them in the past (one time I went for 25 points, 22 assists, 11 steals, and 5 rebounds and got picked at 5).....

I hate the New Orleans Hornets, and managed to demand a trade to the Jazz.

Post #799 » by **BigSlam** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:24 am

I dont care that it's only been 1 day and I don't care how much we suck, I miss Bobcats basketball already.

Withdrawals begin.............................now.

Post #800 » by **BigSlam** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:25 am

Hey vorbis: I am in Vancouver on business at the moment (got in this morning, here until Sunday) and I have some downtime.

You are our official "Mr Everywhere".

Apart from running around Stanley Park (which I hope to do tomorrow) - things to do and see?