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Top 10 Hottest Dudes In MMA Countdown 

Post#1 » by cowboyronnie » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:03 am

To review, from the Misc thread, it has been decided:

#10, Guy Mezger

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A gentleman, a fighter and a scholar, Guy Mezger fought in the early days of MMA and proved himself a man of many dimensions. He survived those NHB days with his wit & charm intact and is now a commentator and executive at HDNet. A near perfect jawline, a warm smile, and gentlemanly demeanor leave our hearts aching.

#9, Jeff Curran

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A wonderful counter-culture look over top of sweet, boyish features, Jeff Curran earns the 9th spot on our list. His success in MMA as a fighter is arguably trumped by the success he's found coaching his younger cousin, Pat (a notably handsome man himself), but he alone possesses the charm of quiet confidence and an understated liveliness.

#8, Alistair Overeem

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This list will not devolve into a base comparison of fighter physiques, nor into a discussion of how/which men we want pulled tightly between our legs. For that reason, this entree brings a caveat. Overeem's PED (performance enhancing drugs) abuse over the latter part of his career has indeed given him the physique of a comic book hero. But as much as we may want to take that fantasy for a proverbial spin, the drug abuse has also distorted the subtle, bad boy beauty of his early years. Pride-era Overeem has a brash confidence, a thrilling smirk and a Roman bone structure that is truly beautiful. This is far from the sad, blown-up, bloated look of his K1/Strikeforce/UFC career. We here both honor and mourn this Alistair.
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Post#2 » by cowboyronnie » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:27 am

#7, Luke Rockhold

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Rich Franklin may have once held the position of most handsome man on the Zuffa roster, but with the merger of Strikeforce and the facial reconstruction services of one Anderson Silva, the spot now belongs to Rockhold. He's got the all-American, captain of the football team-look in its essence. Facial proportions, jawline, lean & sculpted with an easy smile and striking eyes.
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Post#3 » by cowboyronnie » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:36 am

#6, Ricardo Arona

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Ricardo Arona is a devouring fire. You can see the impulsivity and aggression and smirking self-possession on his face. He's volatile and totally in it for himself - you see this and see yourself through that lens, and you want him all the more. Is it narcissism and delusion, you'll be 'the one to tame him'? Are you acting out a trauma cycle? Is this natural selection acting through you to prefer the warrior-conquerer genes? Is this simply the Devil's charm; danger brings with it only further, fervent temptation?
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Post#4 » by REDDzone » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:44 am

LMAO at the "you'll be the one to tame him" in regards to Arona.

Classic.
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Post#5 » by cowboyronnie » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:53 am

The top 5 is set: 2 hipster beauties, one diminutive badboy, a cuddler, and the baddest boy of them all.

(No giving any away, SDM)
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Post#6 » by REDDzone » Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:02 am

I'm excited for the hipsters.
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Post#7 » by cowboyronnie » Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:06 am

Angular hair and a little disaffection does it for ya, huh?
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Post#8 » by kdawg32086 » Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:20 am

Y u no pick me?

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Post#9 » by spykelee » Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:25 am

There can't possibly be 5 guys hotter than Luke Rockhold :love:
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Post#10 » by blkout » Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:16 am

:lol:

Vinnie Magalhaes has the best body imo

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Post#11 » by SDM » Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:40 am

I won't kick that man out of bed for eating crackers, that's for sure.
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Post#12 » by cowboyronnie » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:50 am

That's a hard body, yesh, jeez., wow.

Something's got to be said for Bader's abs.
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Post#13 » by REDDzone » Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:12 pm

I love how blkout chose a pic with Vinny all oiled up. Plus we know from past posts that blkout is a Vinny fan.

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Post#14 » by SDM » Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:17 pm

Yeah, steroids'll do that to you.
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Post#15 » by CPT » Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:57 pm

Luke Rockhold seems like he should be higher, but at the same time, if Arona and Rockhold were both going after the same young lady, I can't say I'd blame her if she picked Arona. Classic nice guy vs. bad boy dilemma.

This thread's version of "whose career would you have rather had?" is the above hypothetical. In both cases, it may be too biased against the little man, but those are the breaks.

Bring on the top 5!
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Post#16 » by REDDzone » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:07 pm

I may get flamed for this (lol), but I think Arona's tattoos look trashy. I mean, would I watch the dude pillage and plunder? Sure. Is he on my list? No sir.
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Post#17 » by blkout » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:11 pm

REDDzone wrote:I love how blkout chose a pic with Vinny all oiled up. Plus we know from past posts that blkout is a Vinny fan.

Blkout, anything you want to tell us pal? :)


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Post#18 » by REDDzone » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:12 pm

I like Vinny because he has the body of a statue, the wit of a scholar, and the nerdiness of a realgm poster. Trifecta imho.
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Post#19 » by SDM » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:21 pm

I'm not sure I want to know the remaining five because that would mean this thread would end.

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Post#20 » by cowboyronnie » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:25 pm

CPT wrote:Luke Rockhold seems like he should be higher, but at the same time, if Arona and Rockhold were both going after the same young lady, I can't say I'd blame her if she picked Arona. Classic nice guy vs. bad boy dilemma.

This thread's version of "whose career would you have rather had?" is the above hypothetical. In both cases, it may be too biased against the little man, but those are the breaks.

Bring on the top 5!


Rockhold's plain, he's not gonna dampen your tanga like an aggressive look-over from Arona will.
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