Elsewhere on RealGM (you have to know where to look, the subject's been a little ghettoized) there quite a lively (if by lively, I mean insane) discussion going on about this same subject. Lots of No-Bell Prize winners, but this excerpt stood out for me:
nyc6 wrote:First, one more time, that's based on rabbinic decree by Orthodox Jewish rabbis' interpretations of the talmud and tanakh. Outside of rabbinic decree, there is no official Jewish canon written out "GAYS SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES", a view that I consider not just objectionable but utterly detestable, and would be held by only a very tiny minority of American Jews. Outside of the Talmud, as far as I'm aware, the closest you get to a ban on homosexuality in the Tanakh is a few places where the death penalty is set out for metaphorical references to what is in modern times considered to be some forms of male-on-male sodomy, so it is quite possible to hold different interpretations than what Orthodox rabbis have decided upon even if you do decide to take the Tanakh and Talmud as literal and absolute. Because all Jewish law is open to interpretation, there are in fact a variety of opinions on the issue of sexual orientation among Conservative rabbis. In addition, Reform Jews do not hold the wording of the Tanakh and Talmud to have a literal and absolute and immutable grip on all modern practices, so within the Reform movement, acceptance of homosexuality is generally thought to be both acceptable and desirable within the context of applying ancient traditions to a modern liberalized society. The interpretation you have brought forth is not even close to a universally held belief among Jews, and is in fact probably a tiny minority opinion outside the most conservative members of the Orthodox movement. In fact, recognition and marrying of same-sex couples is mainstream within the Reform movement and not prohibited within the Conservative movement. I'm not sure if you're Jewish or not, but you show a fundamental theological misunderstanding of the mechanism by which Jewish laws are interpreted, decreed, and enforced.
viewtopic.php?f=69&t=1247861&start=195I kept thinking it would work in "elite" or "bowlegged" or something.
PS: Nivek, you mean 8 of 20, right? And Delvy, who's Nene-Ne? Sounds like a 50s revival band.