Community Thread XL: Sponsored by Coke Zero

Post #781 » by **Slava** » Sat May 25, 2013 8:49 pm

Doormatt wrote:a locket of obamas hair

That's good enough DNA in case cloning becomes a distant possibility anytime soon.

Post #782 » by **Danny Darko** » Sat May 25, 2013 9:23 pm

probably a trillion dollars in debt

hermes · Post #783 » by **hermes** » Sat May 25, 2013 9:36 pm

Tasp wrote:
hermes wrote:don't go all florence on us, you have so much to live for!

Sarcasm noted

jokes on you, i don't think i even meant that to be sarcastic

hermes · Post #784 » by **hermes** » Sat May 25, 2013 9:36 pm

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:I think I just ate 3000 calories on one meal

the cheeseburger pizza?

Post #785 » by **Slava** » Sat May 25, 2013 10:25 pm

hermes wrote:
SlavaMedvedenko wrote:I think I just ate 3000 calories on one meal

the cheeseburger pizza?

I don't think its possible for me to eat that.

EArl · Post #786 » by **EArl** » Sun May 26, 2013 12:49 am

Clinic for the homeless was a success. Great medical experience taking vitals and medical history.

EArl · Post #787 » by **EArl** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:27 am

NEYMAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8-)

Kalidogg24 · Post #788 » by **Kalidogg24** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:58 am

Danny Darko wrote:Worlds most awkward taxidermy

Went back a couple pages to see this cheeseburger pizza everyone was talking about
and this caught my eye instead.

:lol:

Post #789 » by **Slava** » Sun May 26, 2013 4:51 am

When the thought of someones decapitated head upsets you, that is love.

Gek · Post #790 » by **Gek** » Sun May 26, 2013 5:05 am

**** red bull

Post #791 » by **Slava** » Sun May 26, 2013 5:12 am

Dude, I drank some herbal tea **** at a hippie friend of my neighbor's house and I'm sure its spiked with some psychedelic ****. I've been on a caffeine like high for 4 hours now, everything seems so vivid and bright and I want to run 10 miles. The music seems so much deeper and I can remember every lyric of songs I haven't heard in a long time.

Gek · Post #792 » by **Gek** » Sun May 26, 2013 5:19 am

I'm waiting in a line for a bar. Better be worth it.

Post #793 » by **TyCobb** » Sun May 26, 2013 5:20 am

On one of my acid trips I ended up having a pushup contest with a buddy. :lol:

good times.

Doormatt · Post #794 » by **Doormatt** » Sun May 26, 2013 5:40 am

"one of"

hes really outchea

EArl · Post #795 » by **EArl** » Sun May 26, 2013 5:42 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:Dude, I drank some herbal tea **** at a hippie friend of my neighbor's house and I'm sure its spiked with some psychedelic ****. I've been on a caffeine like high for 4 hours now, everything seems so vivid and bright and I want to run 10 miles. The music seems so much deeper and I can remember every lyric of songs I haven't heard in a long time.

Slav is a hippie.

Post #796 » by **Slava** » Sun May 26, 2013 5:45 am

Don't insult me like that.

Post #797 » by **TyCobb** » Sun May 26, 2013 5:48 am

Doormatt wrote:"one of"

hes really outchea

I blame kid cudi.

EArl · Post #798 » by **EArl** » Sun May 26, 2013 5:50 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2ZwJiK0fJ0[/youtube]

EArl · Post #799 » by **EArl** » Sun May 26, 2013 5:51 am

Anyway. On 4/20 there was a guy outside my apartment that was on something that wasnt pot.

Dude was picking a fight with his wallet. Yes his wallet. Something about the wallet taking his family. Me and my housemates were just laughing at him. Paramedics came and took him away.

RiotSweetie · Post #800 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sun May 26, 2013 6:09 am

I don't think I've had direct contact with anyone on 4/20. Do they smoke more on that day than normally or something?