Community Thread XL: Sponsored by Coke Zero

[Kilroy]

Is there a better light beer than Shiner Light Blond? I think not...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB0NM6reiRE[/youtube]

[ennui]

I'm more of a rolling rock type of cat.

I'm pretty sure that hipstermatt likes pbr cuz it complements the clove cigs.

[Gek]

Rolling Rock bottles for my pale ale. Yeungling or Molson for my lager.

[hermes]

Hermes is the bread and butter of the CT.
Gek is the jam. Sweet and always needed.
Stephano is the burnt part of the toast that you scrape off.
Damn I'm hungry.

bread and butter? yikes

hopefully the bread isn't sliced, that would be a lot to live up to

[hermes]

Imadogg is the peanut butter because he sticks to the roof of your mouth.

i love peanut butter....

[hermes]

Wait I forgot are you geck or geek

i'd say its geck

if it was geek there would be two e's

[hermes]

I can't believe for all the heat DEEP brings, hermes shut him down just like that.

DEEP = woat. I am disappoint son

I don't think he shut me down, I thought the situation was getting softy so I throttled back that's all.

that's what she said!

[hermes]

In my head I say "geck", but really it is "geek". The 'e' represents 'equals' so its a long e.

you should have been in the spelling bee

[hermes]

i didn't quote the post but i miss scrubs too

(i think it was earl)

[hermes]

God bless 24/7 diners man.

Chicken breast with Country gravy + Scrambled eggs + Hash browns + Toast = Protein overload after a solid workout.

If you guys are ever drunk in Houston late night, you gotta check out House of Pies on Kirby.

While I was eating, a pasty white dude walked in with a hispanic whale. The woman ordered a waffle platter and a full pie and walked to the restroom.

I turned to the dude and said, "dude run and don't look back" and he was like "Dude, that's my wife!"

with the food?

[hermes]

so i just stocked up on 350 worth of protein for the rest of the year

engaging eat until i feel sick every meal for the next few months

this is gonna be one almighty bulk

ugh why?

[hermes]

LOL TINY AUZZIE AZN!

do u even lift m8

nope

[hermes]

Deep is either 5' 5' with short man syndrome or a 6' 4" scary ass linebacker mofo.

Funny you mention that , I'm a lot taller than 5'5" man, but not 6 foot either. But a lot of people on the street tell me I look like this dude a lot.....

yeah i get that a lot too

[hermes]

Got dragged to an arts and alcohol class in the afternoon. I told my friends that I'm not white and so I can't swim or paint.

Managed to get a handie out of it.

i'm fairly good at jigsaw puzzles but i cannot put any of these thoughts together at all

[hermes]

Found tampons and a toothbrush in my bathroom. I never agreed to this.

where else would you keep a toothbrush?

[Slava]

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid ... 89v98lKdWw

Greatest guy on Yelp!

[Gek]

DEEP post a pic of yourself. I'm horny

[ennui]

In my head I say "geck", but really it is "geek". The 'e' represents 'equals' so its a long e.

you should have been in the spelling bee

Rofl

[DEEP3CL]

Found tampons and a toothbrush in my bathroom. I never agreed to this.

Yeah you did Tasp, the minute you tapped that ass you signed and close the deal.

[DEEP3CL]

Got dragged to an arts and alcohol class in the afternoon. I told my friends that I'm not white and so I can't swim or paint.

Managed to get a handie out of it.

i'm fairly good at jigsaw puzzles but i cannot put any of these thoughts together at all

I got it with relative ease, you know this drops your IQ points hermes.