cpfsf wrote:Devilzsidewalk wrote:cpfsf wrote:i jogged a 5k (3.1 miles) for the time in years. now my body is trying to convince my brain that jogging is farking stupid.
your body makes a good point
my body's logic is that for every minute i run is another minute i live longer. so either i skip running and just drink a beer, or i put my running shoes on so i can drink prune juice when i'm 80.
So for every minute of your prime you waste running, you get a minute of elderly life tacked on when you're **** your pants and generally unaware of what the hell is going on around you. Its kind of like buying a bond, except when the maturity date comes, they give you a pillow with head-lice instead of a lump sum payout.
I think I'm starting to convince you. Ditch the running and go buy a carton of Camels.