JD43320 wrote:Kilo wrote:Sheeeeed wrote:Vincent Ellis @Vincent_Ellis56 22m
@Dem3triu5 Yes. Been widely reported that Pistons actively trying to trade Stuckey.
And who are these teams interested in Stuckey?
"Hi this is Joe is Joe there?"
"Hey Joe this is Joe."
"No I'm Joe and I'm calling for Joe."
"I know Joe. We're both named Joe. You're a Joe calling for a Joe and I'm that Joe that the other Joe is calling for."
"Got it Joe. Thanks."
Extremely awkward pause.
"Uhhh so.... um what's up, Joe?"
"Oh thats right I was the one that called."
An even awkwarder pause.
"Sooooooooooooooooo......."
"Oh yeah I have a trade proposal for you!"
"Cool. Lay it on me like BBQ sauce on a slab of ribs"
"RIIIIIIIIIIBBBS!!!!!!!"
"Oh **** why did I mention food! Just tell me about the trade."
"Rodney Stuckey for a first round pick and 4 racks of ribs."
"Sounds good Joe, but awfully familiar."
"What?"
"Dude, we've been making that trade back and forth for the last 5 years."
"I know it's awesome! It always works out. Joe gets a lottery pick, Joe gets Rodney Stuckey and Joe gets some kick ass ribs. Whats not to like???"
"You make a compelling case. Let's do it."
"Joe loves Stuckey, Joe loves lottery picks and Joe loves Joe, Joe."
"You are God damn right. I think we are destined to do this dance for ever Joe."
Simply awesome!