Going to Key West for a Week

SwaggedOut30 · Post #1 » by **SwaggedOut30** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:39 pm

Hey Heat fans, I'm going to Key West for a week. Any suggestions on where to go, and what to do? I'll be on Duval Street. I'm considering swimming with Dolohins as well. I also don't wanna get overpay for anything and want reasonable prices, can I get some suggestions in food, activities, and attractions? I will be going with my girlfriend as well.

xMADEinDADEx · Post #2 » by **xMADEinDADEx** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:18 pm

Get ready to spend some major dough buddy.

Try out: fantasy island where you can do all the water activities.

The nightlife rivals miami. Check out bourbon bar on duval, green parrot on whitehead st.

Be safe because key west attracts frat boys and homos.

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truthiness · Post #3 » by **truthiness** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:04 pm

G-Menn wrote:Be safe because key west attracts frat boys and homos.

Let me guess: you've been raped multiple times by homosexuals, right ?

El Alonzo scowl · Post #4 » by **El Alonzo scowl** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:26 pm

G-Menn wrote:The nightlife rivals miami. Check out bourbon bar on duval, green parrot on whitehead st.

Thats only true during spring break. Any other time, Duval is dead. Frankly, Duval is overrated as hell. Key West doesn't touch the nightlife options in Miami. Even taking South Beach out of the equation Miami has a ton more options in Downtown/Brickell. I was on work assignment in Key West from March to late July a couple of years ago. March was a fun month but by early April when the students left everything was dead and I got rather bored because of how small it is.

xMADEinDADEx · Post #5 » by **xMADEinDADEx** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:26 pm

truthiness wrote:
G-Menn wrote:Be safe because key west attracts frat boys and homos.

Let me guess: you've been raped multiple times by homosexuals, right ?

Nope. Just giving him a heads up so he won't walk into the wrong bar.

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xMADEinDADEx · Post #6 » by **xMADEinDADEx** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:27 pm

El Alonzo scowl wrote:
G-Menn wrote:The nightlife rivals miami. Check out bourbon bar on duval, green parrot on whitehead st.
Thats only true during spring break. Any other time, Duval is dead. Frankly, Duval is overrated as hell. Key West doesn't touch the nightlife options in Miami. Even taking South Beach out of the equation Miami has a ton more options in Downtown/Brickell. I was on work assignment in Key West from March to late July a couple of years ago. March was a fun month but by early April when the students left everything was dead and I got rather bored because of how small it is.

It ain't so bad during summer time as well.

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El Alonzo scowl · Post #7 » by **El Alonzo scowl** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:30 pm

Also get ready to be clubbing with lots of old people. Because of how small Key West is there isn't a "hip-hop crowd, a trance crowd, a rocker crowd, a hipster crowd" of young people in different establishments. It doesn't sound like it'd be a big deal until you go to the Garden of Eden and you go there expecting college titties but end up with shriveled raisins.