Post#76 » by HixNixKnicksTix » Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:19 pm
I can honestly say i'd never "go gay" but if Channing Tatum wanted a massage i'd probably do it.
for arguments sake, lets say i was on set of a movie he was filming. and i'm doing some menial job near his trailer. at the end of the night he walks up to his trailer and i say something like, "hey channing, long day?"
he'd say something like, "oh yeah it was brutal. today was one of the most physically demanding days of my career to date."
Me: "well you'd better get some rest because the whole week is going to be like today."
Tatum: "I know! i don't know how i'm gonna get through it. i'm already sooo sore."
Me: "i've been told i give great massages if you ever need a quick rubdown. it'll keep you loose for these grueling days."
Tatum: "oh yeah? you'd be up for that?"
Me: "yeah. it's no problem. besides, it's the least i can do. after all if you weren't here doing this movie then i wouldn't have a job right now."
Tatum: "i guess you're right, Mr...... i'm sorry i didn't catch your name."
Me: "Dave. Just call me Dave."
Tatum: "Ok, Dave. That sounds really good. My neck and feet really need to be kneaded."
Me: "sure thing, Chan. just hop in the shower, get comfortable and holler for me when you're ready. i'll be right out here."
Tatum: "you know, you're the nicest guy i've met in a while. people in this industry are so selfish and consumed with themselves. it's refreshing to meet a down to earth, giving person."
Me: "likewise, bud."
Tatum: "i'll be ready in just a few."
(a solid 5-8 second stare into each other's eyes)
...10 min later...
Tatum: "ok, i'm ready, dave!"
and then i give him a massage. nothing gay.
you're just really weird, OP.
