Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug 

Post#1 » by penbeast0 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:14 pm

Was thinking about how many players got derailed for cocaine in the 70s; fortunately it seems now the main drug issues are PEDs and weed.

The all-time Cokehead team (feel free to correct me or make additions)

C Bob McAdoo
PF Spencer Haywood
SF Bernard King
SG David Thompson
PG Michael Ray Richardson

2nd team

C Roy Tarpley
PF Shawn Kemp
SF John Drew
SG Steve Francis
PG John Lucas

Top Rookie: Richard Dumars
Top draft choice: Len Bias
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Post#2 » by justinian » Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:03 pm

didn't Bernard King get caught up with coke too?
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Post#3 » by rrravenred » Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:19 pm

ISTR Magic indulged a bit in the 80s as well (though it never became a public problem).

There's a hell of a lot of talent in those teams, quite a lot of it wasted.
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Post#4 » by ChiLA Bullkers » Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:24 pm

Len Bias would be on this team if he didn't overdose.

Is there any way to simulate this All-Cokehead team on 2K13? ...like by turning the speed up to 100???
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Post#5 » by ronnymac2 » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:43 am

The all-Coke team vs...

Damon Stoudamire
Michael Jordan
Josh Howard
Rasheed Wallace
Robert Parish

Bench:
Zach Randolph
Amir Johnson
J.R. Smith
Michael Beasley
Mario Chalmers
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Post#6 » by COSBY » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:51 am

Jordan? Really?
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Post#7 » by ronnymac2 » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:52 am

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Post#8 » by Kobe Bean » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:57 am

Really a shame

They probably got lured in by some baby on the corner
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Post#9 » by COSBY » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:57 am

ronnymac2 wrote:The all-Coke team vs...

Damon Stoudamire
Michael Jordan
Josh Howard
Rasheed Wallace
Robert Parish

Bench:
Zach Randolph
Amir Johnson
J.R. Smith
Michael Beasley
Mario Chalmers


Dont forget Kareem Abdul Jabbar
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Post#10 » by ronnymac2 » Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:00 am

****! Good call, how could I forget?! :lol:
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Post#11 » by D.Brasco » Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:01 am

How could you leave off steve francis?

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Post#12 » by Shot Clock » Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:02 am

ronnymac2 wrote:Image


Yah that's evidence. Really pathetic that you'd accuse someone of being a cokehead based on a picture.
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Post#13 » by ronnymac2 » Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:06 am

Wait what? I pitted a random team against the OP's all-coke team. Jordan ISN'T on the all-coke team. In fact, your boy Jordan is fighting for the clean life...
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Post#14 » by penbeast0 » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:01 am

That would be the Pepsi team . . . . though I guess you could make a gambling issues team with Jordan, Roger Brown and Connie Hawkins (both banned from the NBA for associating with gamblers when the ABA was starting up), Alex Groza, etc.
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Post#15 » by SinceGatlingWasARookie » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:42 am

Bias should be the Cokehead rookie of the year. Apparently he was rather inexperienced with Coke. Richardson was unusual in that he apparently played high quality good team basketball while intoxicated on coke in the game. Don't try that at home kids.
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Post#16 » by Kobe Bean » Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:50 am

D.Brasco wrote:How could you leave off steve francis?

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Ewww

That face is f.ucking disgusting, he looks older than Dr. J and you can tell Julius was really uncomfortable lol
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Post#17 » by koko88 » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:14 pm

D.Brasco wrote:How could you leave off steve francis?

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he looks fine to me in the second and third pic.
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Post#18 » by sp6r=underrated » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:04 pm

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don't do drugs kids
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Post#19 » by Dutchball97 » Tue Jun 15, 2021 2:51 pm

nickbor34 wrote:Drugs are complete evil! You can become addicted very quickly


Or you can loosen up and have fun once in a while.
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Post#20 » by Bidofo » Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:14 pm

Helluva BUMP :P

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