OT Thread, Part III

Post #261 » by **Basti** » Fri Aug 2, 2013 4:32 pm

If LeBron was a woman his name would be Abigail.

Devilzsidewalk · Post #262 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Fri Aug 2, 2013 5:07 pm

if Tony Hawk did a nosegrind on Lebron James he'd be Lebron Guardrail

too many words again, i'm bad at this

cpfsf · Post #263 » by **cpfsf** » Fri Aug 2, 2013 5:41 pm

if lebron went to college, he'd be lebron yale

Devilzsidewalk · Post #264 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Fri Aug 2, 2013 7:23 pm

If Lebron James was a fine-grained, clastic sedimentary rock composed of mud that is a mix of flakes of clay minerals and tiny fragments, he'd be Lebron Shale

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Post #265 » by **Basti** » Fri Aug 2, 2013 11:16 pm

If LeBron wants to compensate for his hairline he totally should grow a ponytail.

Post #266 » by **Basti** » Thu Aug 8, 2013 8:44 am

As some of you might remember I told you guys how we had royal visit some weeks ago when both my bosses and me had a chat with the King and Queen of Sweden. Fast forward to yesterday, the Queen of Norway, who had been with them on that day, came back to eat at our restaurant. Once again, it was only a private trip so the mood was pretty laid back. Overall, she and her friends she was with were pretty satisfied and happy.

And guess what? I was just told this story by my boss because I WAS NOT THERE. I could have been her waiter

Devilzsidewalk · Post #267 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Thu Aug 8, 2013 2:20 pm

what if she came back because she has a thing for you, but didn't see you and figured "oh he must've quit" and now she'll never come back again? thats what i'd assume

Post #268 » by **Basti** » Thu Aug 8, 2013 8:32 pm

Devilzsidewalk wrote:what if she came back because she has a thing for you, but didn't see you and figured "oh he must've quit" and now she'll never come back again? thats what i'd assume

And your assumption is totally reasonable. Elderly women have the hots for me, that's for sure.

Post #269 » by **Basti** » Fri Aug 9, 2013 1:40 pm

So my Portuguese co-worker who I had been mad with some weeks ago was caught for speeding at the time she was sick and away with the staff car. As it turns out she was roughly 25 mph too fast. As it looks right now her license is going to be suspended for half a year, she has to pay about $1500 in fines and if she can't pay the fine she'd have to go to prison for 20 days.

I feel like this is some kind of justice for taking the car while we had to work double-shifts.

MinotauroBigNog · Post #270 » by **MinotauroBigNog** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:46 am

Career advice dilemma. I'm 20 with an associates in general studies and plan on getting a bachelors in sports management or physical therapy (specializing in athletics). Any thoughts from my fellow wolves fans?

Obviously becoming a GM of a professional sports team in the nba, NFL, MLB etc. is a long shot, and would take 20+ years to be considered even, but it's something I believe I'd enjoy, and I wouldn't mind working overseas either. Who knows, maybe I could work my way up the ranks and get my dream job.

Other option being physical therapy is pretty basic, I would try to get on a sports teams medical staff, and even if that took a long time, I could easily find work until then.

Sports management I would enjoy more, but I'm not quite sure how hard it would be to find a job. Whereas its the opposite with physical therapy (not that I wouldn't enjoy it, just not nearly as much)

Thoughts?

Post #271 » by **C.lupus** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:21 pm

One second on the internet:
http://onesecond.designly.com/

Devilzsidewalk · Post #272 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:41 pm

C.lupus wrote:One second on the internet:
http://onesecond.designly.com/

...and all during people's work hours

jade_hippo · Post #273 » by **jade_hippo** » Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:42 am

Devilzsidewalk wrote:
C.lupus wrote:One second on the internet:
http://onesecond.designly.com/

...and all during people's work hours

not so loud, my boss will hear! is it weird I'm still more productive than anyone else? Imagine if I didn't spend half my day screwing around

Devilzsidewalk · Post #274 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:32 pm

i just remembered this weird dream I had: I was on realgm wolves forum and there was a thread about breathing techniques and worm guts was really into it apparently and was rattling off a bunch of sanskrit looking words i didnt know about breathing techniques he was into

Post #275 » by **Worm Guts** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:12 pm

Post #276 » by **Basti** » Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:11 pm

The other day I dreamed how Manocad (of the OTB) tried to teach me how to drive a truck. I failed miserably as the truck had four pedals of which two were useless which in turn left me pretty damn confused. Not sure what the point of this dream was.

Devilzsidewalk · Post #277 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:23 am

MinotauroBigNog wrote:Career advice dilemma. I'm 20 with an associates in general studies and plan on getting a bachelors in sports management or physical therapy (specializing in athletics). Any thoughts from my fellow wolves fans?

Obviously becoming a GM of a professional sports team in the nba, NFL, MLB etc. is a long shot, and would take 20+ years to be considered even, but it's something I believe I'd enjoy, and I wouldn't mind working overseas either. Who knows, maybe I could work my way up the ranks and get my dream job.

Other option being physical therapy is pretty basic, I would try to get on a sports teams medical staff, and even if that took a long time, I could easily find work until then.

Sports management I would enjoy more, but I'm not quite sure how hard it would be to find a job. Whereas its the opposite with physical therapy (not that I wouldn't enjoy it, just not nearly as much)

Thoughts?

i dunno, I always think it's really awkward when I'm sitting there at Target Center before a Wolves game and there's that guy really getting into that hammy of some player lying down at midcourt. I think you should consider applying mathematics to discovering a metric that can somewhat reliably measure defense. Right now, its really shaky; first person that can design a way to reliably measure individual defense will have an NBA career for life. Now if that's not your thing and you still want to be on a sports team, then maybe throwing your bodyweight into stretching out some hammies might be the way to go.

Devilzsidewalk · Post #278 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:37 am

Jukeness wrote:
Devilzsidewalk wrote:
Jukeness wrote:Breaking Bad

I watched seasons 1-4 of that and enjoyed it immensely, then watched the first couple episodes of season 5 and I was totally bored of it. Did I miss anything?

Basically just Walt trying to make it with his own meth empire with problems within the business and at home with his family and avoiding letting Hank find him out. There is a pretty big twist in the last episode.

I've plowed through the first seven episodes of season 5...its pretty good, but Walt's wife is beyond annoying. I hope she hangs herself ASAP.

Foye · Post #279 » by **Foye** » Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:17 am

Who did close this T-Wolves treadmill thread? SMH. I wanted to ask him why all of Birmingham's soccer teams suck so hard.

Post #280 » by **Basti** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:58 am

It was me.

You can still send him a PM. Although I'm sure that baiting/trolling via PM is frowned upon, too, and can lead to your PM privileges to be taken away.