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Post #741 » by **Slava** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:38 am

MFW this woman ahead of me checks out 2 bottles of KY jelly and skins condoms at the store today

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EArl · Post #742 » by **EArl** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:39 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:MFW this woman ahead of me checks out 2 bottles of KY jelly and skins condoms at the store today

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She hot?

Post #743 » by **Slava** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:40 am

5/10 face but 9/10 body.

EArl · Post #744 » by **EArl** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:50 am

hermes wrote:whoa, looks like yvonne was in last weeks episode too

was the 10 second scene of her at the end of an episode 2 weeks ago? i think i'm two shows behind

Youll enjoy the most recent episode, but it's up to you.

florencemachine · Post #745 » by **florencemachine** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:11 am

ever seen super jail, stoners?

its some fked up ****

Post #746 » by **TyCobb** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:22 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:5/10 face but 9/10 body.

$20 says her husband is going to be real sore tomorrow.

EArl · Post #747 » by **EArl** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:24 am

EArl · Post #748 » by **EArl** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:25 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:5/10 face but 9/10 body.

Must be paper bag material.

tugs · Post #749 » by **tugs** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:59 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:MFW this woman ahead of me checks out 2 bottles of KY jelly and skins condoms at the store today

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Shrimp

Post #750 » by **Slava** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:33 am

EArl wrote:
SlavaMedvedenko wrote:5/10 face but 9/10 body.

Must be paper bag material.

I'd give her the brown mamba all day bro!

Wavy Q · Post #751 » by **Wavy Q** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:10 am

Like 2 days ago an older woman, probably like 50s+ was buying regular groceries and ****, and snuck in there was a thing of KY Jelly Intense Arousal. Except the scan couldnt pick up the price on it. So a bagger had to find the price on it, but not before lifting it up for pretty much everyone to see, i swear the womans face probably turned bright red.

hermes · Post #752 » by **hermes** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:18 am

EArl wrote:
hermes wrote:whoa, looks like yvonne was in last weeks episode too

was the 10 second scene of her at the end of an episode 2 weeks ago? i think i'm two shows behind

Youll enjoy the most recent episode, but it's up to you.

i watched them both, yvonne :droop:

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EArl · Post #753 » by **EArl** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:26 am

Stephano wrote:Like 2 days ago an older woman, probably like 50s+ was buying regular groceries and ****, and snuck in there was a thing of KY Jelly Intense Arousal. Except the scan couldnt pick up the price on it. So a bagger had to find the price on it, but not before lifting it up for pretty much everyone to see, i swear the womans face probably turned bright red.

About to get real in here and take my question seriously. Has anyone ever used the stuff? Is it any good?

EArl · Post #754 » by **EArl** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:27 am

hermes wrote:
EArl wrote:
hermes wrote:whoa, looks like yvonne was in last weeks episode too

was the 10 second scene of her at the end of an episode 2 weeks ago? i think i'm two shows behind

Youll enjoy the most recent episode, but it's up to you.

i watched them both, yvonne

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didn't like the zach kid right up until they found him in the keys, freaked me out when he was missing part of his head

not sure about this dr. vogel character, what's her angle?

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EArl · Post #755 » by **EArl** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:35 am

Wavy Q · Post #756 » by **Wavy Q** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:04 am

EArl wrote:
Stephano wrote:Like 2 days ago an older woman, probably like 50s+ was buying regular groceries and ****, and snuck in there was a thing of KY Jelly Intense Arousal. Except the scan couldnt pick up the price on it. So a bagger had to find the price on it, but not before lifting it up for pretty much everyone to see, i swear the womans face probably turned bright red.

About to get real in here and take my question seriously. Have you ever used the stuff? Is it any good?

Can't say ive ever used it.

Post #757 » by **Kilroy** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:14 pm

Condoms and Intense Arousal? Doesn't that defeat the purpose? I guess not for her...

Post #758 » by **Kilroy** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:17 pm

Bought a laptop for my kid... Damn thing is nicer than mine and was like a quarter of the price...

Looked at the Samsung Galaxy Pad 2 also... Pretty amazing. Blows my iPhone 4 away... Might be a bit gimmicky though...

tugs · Post #759 » by **tugs** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:56 pm

Paulina Gretzky!

Post #760 » by **Slava** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:05 pm

Stephano wrote:Like 2 days ago an older woman, probably like 50s+ was buying regular groceries and ****, and snuck in there was a thing of KY Jelly Intense Arousal. Except the scan couldnt pick up the price on it. So a bagger had to find the price on it, but not before lifting it up for pretty much everyone to see, i swear the womans face probably turned bright red.

Which is why you go to the self checkout line whenever you buy those stuff. I don't think I ever bought rubbers in the regular checkout lines.