Michael Jordan's hair

[LargeBabyDavis]

Reading about Allen Iverson retiring reminded me about Michael Jordan's hair. WHo would be the next Jordan. The obvious answer now is that Kobe is Michael Jordan's hair but I remember as a young kid Michael Jordan had many hairs. Vince Carter, Kobe Bryant, Allen Iverson. Jordan retired in 98 when those guys were young and coming up on the scene. Vince Carter was dunking on everything. Kobe was winning with his (then) bff Shaq. Iverson was crossing everybody and dressing with a similar (lack of) fashion sense to Jordan. Did Michael Jordan have any other hairs that I forgot about?

[WOX_69]

Oh Jesus Christ.

[BattleTested]

Michael Jordan didn't have any hair.

[crosko42]

hair
a. Any of the cylindrical, keratinized, often pigmented filaments characteristically growing from the epidermis of a mammal.
b. A growth of such filaments, as that forming the coat of an animal or covering the scalp of a human.

heir
n.
1. A person who inherits or is entitled by law or by the terms of a will to inherit the estate of another.
2. A person who succeeds or is in line to succeed to a hereditary rank, title, or office.
3. One who receives or is expected to receive a heritage, as of ideas, from a predecessor.

[zeebneeb]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hair


http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/heir

[Shamrock]

There's no way someone could be that... There's just no way

[funkatron101]

[ComboGuardCity]

When it's forced its not funny.

[Shem]

Michael Jordan didn't have any hair.

[BattleTested]

Michael Jordan didn't have any hair.

I know. I actually put parentheses and said (in the 90's) but then deleted it because I was trying to make a joke.

[Frank Mulely]

Heir Jordan has no hair.

[Nolan]

Kid's these days.

[22haytham22]

OP Location : Foreign....Makes sense

[kwamebargnani]

Kid's these days.

I hope the apostrophe is supposed to be ironic.

[ropjhk]

Heir Jordan has no hair.

Hare Jordan had fur.

[adjacent2bench]

I legit thought the thread was about Jordan's hair, and how he inspired other players like Vince Carter, Barkley, Payton among others to go bald, and how Iverson inspired many, including non-ballers to get corn-rows.

[pross]

Thought this thread was going to be in the same vein as the Lebron hair threads. I am thoroughly disappointed.

[AshyLarrysDiaper]

Reading about Allen Iverson retiring reminded me about Michael Jordan's hair. WHo would be the next Jordan. The obvious answer now is that Kobe is Michael Jordan's hair but I remember as a young kid Michael Jordan had many hairs. Vince Carter, Kobe Bryant, Allen Iverson. Jordan retired in 98 when those guys were young and coming up on the scene. Vince Carter was dunking on everything. Kobe was winning with his (then) bff Shaq. Iverson was crossing everybody and dressing with a similar (lack of) fashion sense to Jordan. Did Michael Jordan have any other hairs that I forgot about?

You almost had me.

[still]

Reading about Allen Iverson retiring reminded me about Michael Jordan's hair. WHo would be the next Jordan. The obvious answer now is that Kobe is Michael Jordan's hair but I remember as a young kid Michael Jordan had many hairs. Vince Carter, Kobe Bryant, Allen Iverson. Jordan retired in 98 when those guys were young and coming up on the scene. Vince Carter was dunking on everything. Kobe was winning with his (then) bff Shaq. Iverson was crossing everybody and dressing with a similar (lack of) fashion sense to Jordan. Did Michael Jordan have any other hairs that I forgot about?

for some reason i visualized mj with a blonde starsky and hutch style glam rock perm with each lock and curl personified as different players vying for the title of most fab

[tugs]

anyone who's shiny up top can be Jordan's hair apparent.