Michael Jordan's hair

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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#21 » by taii1234 » Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:26 am

LargeBabyDavis wrote:Reading about Allen Iverson retiring reminded me about Michael Jordan's hair. WHo would be the next Jordan. The obvious answer now is that Kobe is Michael Jordan's hair but I remember as a young kid Michael Jordan had many hairs. Vince Carter, Kobe Bryant, Allen Iverson. Jordan retired in 98 when those guys were young and coming up on the scene. Vince Carter was dunking on everything. Kobe was winning with his (then) bff Shaq. Iverson was crossing everybody and dressing with a similar (lack of) fashion sense to Jordan. Did Michael Jordan have any other hairs that I forgot about?


Even after I knew what the OP was trying to say, this sentence made me laugh.
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#22 » by ennui » Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:53 am

If anyone believes OP is sincere, you need to commit that.
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#23 » by DatWerkk » Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:55 am

Are we talking bout the GOAT, aka Air Jordan?

The GOAT during the early years of his career before he converted to his signature hairstyle, aka Hair Jordan?

The greatest player to ever come out of Germany, Dirk Nowitzki, aka Herr Jordan?

The ballin Toon Squad captain, aka Hare Jordan?

The era of the league right before the GOAT came in, aka Ere Jordan?

The GOAT when he tried his hand at pro baseball, aka Err Jordan?

Or are we talking bout the reason we ever even heard of Taj Jordan, aka one too many games of Bare Jordan?
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#25 » by KL78192020 » Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:08 am

pretty lame joke attempt.
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#26 » by Volcano » Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:09 am

Tasp wrote:If anyone believes OP is sincere, you need to commit that.


I actually think it's a possibility he's sincere considering he seems to be an international fan and participates in serious discussions on the Raptors board without trolling (unless he made bad opinions on purpose?)
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#27 » by Doddage » Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:38 am

I actually had no idea wtf OP was talking about 'til I saw the replies.
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#28 » by LaLa » Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:38 am

LIRL hahahahahahah ty OP for the laugh.
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#29 » by theFireBlanket » Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:48 am

"Large"-Baby Davis. :rofl:
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#30 » by Rasho_libre » Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:55 am

theFireBlanket wrote:"Large"-Baby Davis. :rofl:

LOL I can't tell if he's joking in the original post or he just didnt spell heir right? This has to be deliberate.
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#31 » by Reservoirdawgs » Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:57 am

Obvious joke thread, but it did give me a good laugh.
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#32 » by D.Brasco » Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:02 am

I'm surprised Michael Jordan's hair didn't inspire the NBA to hold games outdoors?
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Post#33 » by anish23 » Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:13 am

pubic?
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#34 » by thejigglyroom » Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:29 am

what the crack?
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#35 » by r3demption » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:02 am

I clicked this expecting to see pictures of MJ's new hair style or something
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#36 » by LakerLegend » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:03 am

Location: Foreign


Really, 3 pages for someone to point this out? I really wonder how some of you function enough to type on a computer.
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#37 » by XtotheDeezy » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:13 am

This guy is better than DaBrush.
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#38 » by DoubleLintendre » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:46 am

XtotheDeezy wrote:This guy is better than DaBrush.


OP thought he had everyone by the glass, but his porcelin attempt at humor was shattered
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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#39 » by JayMKE » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:53 am

7/10

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Re: Michael Jordan's hair 

Post#40 » by Bskey » Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:09 am

Lakerfan17 wrote:
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Really, 3 pages for someone to point this out? I really wonder how some of you function enough to type on a computer.


Hmm, better delete your post quick!

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