Community Thread LIV: No New Friends

[Slava]

U.N is the biggest limp dick organization and a big waste of money, that will soon be dissolved like all of its predecessors. I have zero hope that they will do any good anywhere in their lifetime.

[EArl]

U.N is the biggest limp dick organization and a big waste of money, that will soon be dissolved like all of its predecessors. I have zero hope that they will do any good anywhere in their lifetime.

One can still hope. The U.S is to much of a pussy to do anything unless there is some oil there.

France seems to be pretty upset, but they have an infamy for being cowards.

[tugs]

Story time.
So I have been talking to this chick in my class for about two weeks (White girl from New mexico I say about an 8 very smart which is a plus). I am not much of a social person in classes, but on the day of my midterm i forgot my blue book and asked her if i could borrow one. After that she started sitting next to me in lecture and we talked a lot about general stuff. Today she actually brought me coffee which caught me off guard. I must say that I enjoy the attention.
I'm in a long term relationship so I cant do much except flirt.
Dont get me wrong I enjoy being in a long term relationship, but on days like this

8.5 - 9 I might be biased though.
Smart as well

kinda random question, but I gotta ask.....is your gf hispanic?

She is hispanic in the same sense that I am hispanic. She is Spanish/German.

**** you EArl. avoid temptation and just fap yourself to sleep.

[florencemachine]

earl srs question actually interested

cliffs on 7 year relationship, and how you would feel if you decided to end things now. eg, how hard would it be to move on?

[ennui]

U.N is the biggest limp dick organization and a big waste of money, that will soon be dissolved like all of its predecessors. I have zero hope that they will do any good anywhere in their lifetime.

IMF and World Bank are crooks too

they just put 3rd world countries into debt

[EArl]

Story time.
So I have been talking to this chick in my class for about two weeks (White girl from New mexico I say about an 8 very smart which is a plus). I am not much of a social person in classes, but on the day of my midterm i forgot my blue book and asked her if i could borrow one. After that she started sitting next to me in lecture and we talked a lot about general stuff. Today she actually brought me coffee which caught me off guard. I must say that I enjoy the attention.
I'm in a long term relationship so I cant do much except flirt.
Dont get me wrong I enjoy being in a long term relationship, but on days like this

kinda random question, but I gotta ask.....is your gf hispanic?

She is hispanic in the same sense that I am hispanic. She is Spanish/German.

**** you EArl. avoid temptation and just fap yourself to sleep.

Jimmies have been rustled.

[Wavy Q]

my johnnies have been wrangled

[tugs]

do you guys name your junk? I don't have a name for mine.

hey, I have a joke about my penis. was supposed to tell you but it's rather long.

[ennui]

So I missed my connecting flight to toronto from ny, so i stayed with my aunt til today when my flight is rescheduled

I come to laguardia and its madness, the security line stretches to the horizon

So im just leisurely waiting when I hear multiple people chanting truuu disjointedly

10 seconds later 2 **** chainz and his entourage walk by

Cool stuff

[hermes]

Ben Affleck is the new batman

hmm, interesting

[Kilroy]

I'm 23 and Almost 7 years in november.

finish school

I got a long way to finish school.
Ill be graduating next year, but i still have med school to go.

Do you work and pay your own bills?
One of the best pieces of unheeded advice my dad gave me when I graduated and ultimately moved in with my future wife was; "Why don't you get a job and live on your own for a while first. Pay your own bills and be your own boss."
It was great advice for either sex... Marriages are a little easier if you are both independent and want to be married. Sometimes, whether you realize it or not, one of the two people are getting married at least partially out of fear of being alone.

[Kalidogg24]

My Parents got all the cars they will ever need heading into their second year of retirement then out of the blue they lease this NISSAN LEAF Electric car for fun.



Plus there Platinum Retired Government Workers so they got a mean discount.
They're paying a total of $5K for two years for this car. Not including tire maintenance.
No Gas needed EVER!

Crazy! Im gonna borrow it as much as I can. LoL

[Gek]

U.N is the biggest limp dick organization and a big waste of money, that will soon be dissolved like all of its predecessors. I have zero hope that they will do any good anywhere in their lifetime.

One can still hope. The U.S is to much of a pussy to do anything unless there is some oil there.

the u.s. needs to sort out it's own **** and stay out of other countries.


the u.s. invading another middle east country would not be a good thing.

[Danny Darko]

We the people have become nutless media addicts waiting for the rise of robots or alien invasion to exterminate or enslave, or save us from ourselves.

[EArl]

finish school

I got a long way to finish school.
Ill be graduating next year, but i still have med school to go.

Do you work and pay your own bills?
One of the best pieces of unheeded advice my dad gave me when I graduated and ultimately moved in with my future wife was; "Why don't you get a job and live on your own for a while first. Pay your own bills and be your own boss."
It was great advice for either sex... Marriages are a little easier if you are both independent and want to be married. Sometimes, whether you realize it or not, one of the two people are getting married at least partially out of fear of being alone.

I work and get financial aid from school. I don't really have any bills to pay except phone so yeah I guess.

[TyCobb]

You pay your own phone bill? You're ready for marriage.

[TyCobb]

we probably need to invade ourselves at this point, we are a big private prison behaving as badly as the nations we used to vilify. The honest people get 35 years in prison, the murderers get suspended sentences and full pardons, we are modifying food to be weapons of life span control and scarcity control, and we have a base in alaska working to make weather weapons like some super villain.

We the people have become nutless media addicts waiting for the rise of robots or alien invasion to exterminate or enslave, or save us from ourselves.

Gotta love musicians.

[EArl]

You pay your own phone bill? You're ready for marriage.

I mean school pays for housing.
I dont need to pay for that.

**** You Ty

[hermes]

we probably need to invade ourselves at this point, we are a big private prison behaving as badly as the nations we used to vilify. The honest people get 35 years in prison, the murderers get suspended sentences and full pardons, we are modifying food to be weapons of life span control and scarcity control, and we have a base in alaska working to make weather weapons like some super villain.

We the people have become nutless media addicts waiting for the rise of robots or alien invasion to exterminate or enslave, or save us from ourselves.

[Slava]

Hermes has a hot sister!