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Feel the Excitement: Jays @ Astros (Today - Some Other Time)

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Feel the Excitement: Jays @ Astros (Today - Some Other Time) 

Post#1 » by Schad » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:48 am

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Re: Feel the Excitement: Jays @ Astros (Today - Some Other T 

Post#2 » by Fairview4Life » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:52 am

Hey, look at that, we aren't playing the Yankees. Anywho, my super witty comments:

An apple train? Seriously, Houston?


The hill in certre field is still as dumb as the apple train. Just awful.
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Post#3 » by Fairview4Life » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:53 am

This is like watching Buffalo +Reyes, Encarnacion, and Lawrie vs. a AAAA team.
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Post#4 » by Fairview4Life » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:55 am

I did enjoy the Jays fan with the giant novelty glove. I will continue watching.
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Post#5 » by Fairview4Life » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:05 am

Deep Space 9 was very underrated and might actually be the best of the Star Trek series when you look at overall consistency.
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Re: Feel the Excitement: Jays @ Astros (Today - Some Other T 

Post#6 » by Fairview4Life » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:07 am

We're playing the Astros in a lost season, Todd. Don't stick out your bare hand.
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Post#7 » by Fairview4Life » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:14 am

Where you at, JPA haters?
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Re: Feel the Excitement: Jays @ Astros (Today - Some Other T 

Post#8 » by Schad » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:17 am

Fairview4Life wrote:Where you at, JPA haters?


Same place as everyone else, apparently. Either most of Canada is without internet, or people aren't feeling the excitement.
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Re: Feel the Excitement: Jays @ Astros (Today - Some Other T 

Post#9 » by Fairview4Life » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:22 am

Schadenfreude wrote:
Fairview4Life wrote:Where you at, JPA haters?


Same place as everyone else, apparently. Either most of Canada is without internet, or people aren't feeling the excitement.


It's like people have better things to do on a Friday night. I am straight up calling everyone else a **** fan. You are all the worst.
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Post#10 » by Fairview4Life » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:26 am

Brett Wallace.
Apple Train.
Centre field hill.

These are the 3 enemies of freedom.
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Post#11 » by Fairview4Life » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:31 am

Well this is going terribly.

Triples for everyone!
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Re: Feel the Excitement: Jays @ Astros (Today - Some Other T 

Post#12 » by ThereIsNoSpork » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:32 am

Gtfo Redmond


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Post#13 » by Schad » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:34 am

Not going to lie, I'm somewhat relieved that Redmond is reverting to the mean simply so that I don't have to square my perception of the name Todd with his surprisingly-decent performances.
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Post#14 » by Lateral Quicks » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:37 am

Fairview4Life wrote:Where you at, JPA haters?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4[/youtube]
Nick Nurse recounting his first meeting with Kawhi:
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Post#15 » by Fairview4Life » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:39 am

Schadenfreude wrote:Not going to lie, I'm somewhat relieved that Redmond is reverting to the mean simply so that I don't have to square my perception of the name Todd with his surprisingly-decent performances.


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Post#16 » by Fairview4Life » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:40 am

I believe that is the 15th triple we've given up tonight. What a terrible ballpark.
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Post#17 » by There There » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:41 am

Fairview4Life wrote:Well this is going terribly.

Triples for everyone!


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Post#18 » by Lateral Quicks » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:42 am

That's right Houston, we're coming for you! Your record of futility is not as safe as you once thought!
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Post#19 » by Nolan » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:43 am

This is entertainment at its finest.
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Post#20 » by Fairview4Life » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:44 am

Gibbons lost this game by not teaching our pitchers the fundamentals. Like "don't suck". That's a pretty important one.
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